2022 Houston Astros Thread

[runthebone 8,050]

What a mistake to use Garcia.

[Pimphand 5,933]

Get Garcia out lord

[D3zii 3,733]

2 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

Dusty lost this one. Fucking hell

Dusty?? I’d think Verlander definitely had more to do with it 

[TexArcher 38,080]

God fucking dammit

Fuck

[Rockethorn1978 6,109]

Can we have nice things ever

[YChang 3,463]

Dang. Phillies flawless with execution and their manager’s decisions. Stros just a few steps off with ours. Sucks. 

Edited October 29, 2022 by YChang

[utxmike05 1,828]

Hope Kate divorces JV and marries Giselle 

[Brisketexan 105,454]

Pitching decisions tonight have been criminally negligent.

[HtownHorn 14,792]

Just now, Pimphand said:

Get Garcia out lord

Have to wait one more batter, but of course Dusty will let him give up 2 or 3 more runs.

[Pimphand 5,933]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

There is a reason why he has never won a WS. 

And never will 

[tx 3 putt 77,560]

Just now, D3zii said:

Dusty?? I’d think Verlander definitely had more to do with it 

 

dusty was out there throwing in verlander's jersey  

[cabowabo 4,514]

And Stanek continues to sit. 

[HtownHorn 14,792]

1 minute ago, D3zii said:

Dusty?? I’d think Verlander definitely had more to do with it 

Nope. Dusty's decisions have been awful tonight.

[APMP 688]

Keep it to 1. 3-4-5 coming up for us.

Double play would be great right now.

[UTHornFan014 710]

Is Stanek dead?

[Dnaguy 12,109]

Just now, utxmike05 said:

Hope Kate divorces JV and marries Giselle 

[tx ind 7,013]

No more runs, have Yordan, Bregs, and Tucker. Let’s go!!

[Pimphand 5,933]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

dusty was out there throwing in verlander's jersey  

Dusty & Verlander sitting in a tree F U C K I N G (up the season)

[Macklemore 2,876]

Where are the Dusty defenders and apologists? FUCK DUSTY AND FUCK CLICK. Mancini was a great fucking get you fucking chode.

[UTEX_ME 4,766]

And honestly fuck JV I hope he never pitches in an Astros uniform again 

[tx ind 7,013]

I fucking can’t stand Smoltz, he has a hard on for shifting on Houston and. He can fuck off.

[Pimphand 5,933]

Teams with a 5-0 lead

589-18 now 589-19 you stupid dumbfucks

[Gut Wagon 8,087]

Shut it down now and walk it off in the bottom. 

[Dnaguy 12,109]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

dusty was out there throwing in verlander's jersey  

No but he sure as shit has the ability to pull him.

[Macklemore 2,876]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

dusty was out there throwing in verlander's jersey  

Give me a break dude. Dusty sucks. His managing cost us the game tonight 

[wood 11,286]

And fuck that motherfucker Verducci for jinxing JV. Wheels fell off on the very next pitch.

[UDontKnow 10,450]

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

And Stanek continues to sit. 

Guess you didn't get the memo. But it's pretty much known that Stanek fucked Dusty's wife.

[cabowabo 4,514]

Cannot give up another run. Pull him now. 

[tx ind 7,013]

Bregman letting his nuts hang there

[Dutchrudder 11,154]

2 minutes ago, APMP said:

Keep it to 1. 3-4-5 coming up for us.

Double play would be great right now.

This. The game's not over yet...

[WBT 20,675]

Bregs!  Great play

[TexArcher 38,080]

Great play, Breggy.

Keep it here and somebody hit one out.

[tx 3 putt 77,560]

Verlander dropped an easy DP pop up and that swung the game

Need to close this inning out and get a run 

[cabowabo 4,514]

Oh, and now you bring in Stanek you fucking idiot. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

And honestly fuck JV I hope he never pitches in an Astros uniform again 

regular season yes, playoffs no. 

[StruggleBus 3,922]

4 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Dusty?? I’d think Verlander definitely had more to do with it 

I think the manager that left him in an inning too long was just as much to blame 

[Dnaguy 12,109]

Only now do the Astros wake the fuck up.

Looks like we do have some life.

Anddddd now Dusty wants to start making moves.

what am I watching.

is this a monkey fucking a football?

[Wulaw Horn 19,153]

The Garcia move didn’t make any sense to me, but whatever. Save him for after all your good bullpen pieces are used up. Odds are you would expect to get to the Phil’s pen before they get to yours. 

after we got up 5-0 and were cruising everything has gone against us in this game. I bet HPU is about a +1 run for them tonight. We misplayed some balls. They made some good plays you wouldn’t expect them to make based upon how piss poor they play defense in absolutely huge situations. We hit into a little bad luck.

Just not at all ideal way to start it out and they’ve got their ace on the mound tomorrow in what’s become a must win for us. We are seriously working against history losing game 1 and it’s starting to feel like deja vu all over again with a shit-ass 80 something win AL East team getting all the breaks at the right time and taking down a superior Astros team. 
 

all that said- we are better than them- have huge pitching advantages in games 3, 4 and 7 and a big bullpen advantage. 
 

Game on for the first time in the playoffs. First time my asshole is puckered up this season. 
 

[utxmike05 1,828]

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Nope. Dusty's decisions have been awful tonight.

He trusts too much...thinking JV would right the ship. Just like us hoping Tuve will wake up every at bat. 

[Pimphand 5,933]

Where is your bitch ass at @Scraps?

You sure have been quiet after these bitches started choking on applesauce.

[Macklemore 2,876]

@GreenspointTexas needs to be drawn and quartered. Fucker is the worst jinx imaginable when it comes to the Horns and Houston sports.

[Rip76 4,968]

Wow.

[runthebone 8,050]

You put in Stanek now when the point of Garcia is length.  Glad we had some off days to figure out this strategy.

[StruggleBus 3,922]

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Pitching decisions tonight have been criminally negligent.

Lawyers sound like lawyers when they arent even lawyering 

[cabowabo 4,514]

You’re  the home team here. Need to get three outs to try to walk it off. I cannot fathom why you use Garcia there instead of a traditional reliever. Mind boggling. 

[Dnaguy 12,109]

Just now, Macklemore said:

@GreenspointTexas needs to be drawn and quartered. Fucker is the worst jinx imaginable when it comes to the Horns and Houston sports.

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

You put in Stanek now when the point of Garcia is length.  Glad we had some off days to figure out this strategy.

Strategy?

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

5 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

Hope Kate divorces JV and marries Giselle 

[WBT 20,675]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

You’re  the home team here. Need to get three outs to try to walk it off. I cannot fathom why you use Garcia there instead of a traditional reliever. Mind boggling. 

Because he went 5 innings, 2 hits, 0 runs his last relief appearance in extra innings?

[Pimphand 5,933]

Urqidy who is 3-0 in the World Series hasnt pitched this postseason.

Fucking moronic

[elfenix 34,341]

[mention=355]GreenspointTexas[/mention] needs to be drawn and quartered. Fucker is the worst jinx imaginable when it comes to the Horns and Houston sports.

Worse than Greg Abbott in 2015