2022 Houston Astros Thread

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,094]

I would like to see more runs in this inning.  

[Guest]

Montero time.

 

Eating up outs!

 

LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WBT 20,425]

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

wow, his 2021 WS was horribad.  He's really improved his game. 

Meh, we wouldn't have made the WS without his masterpiece in Fenway

[tx ind 7,003]

Bregman is kinda good at fielding 

[WBT 20,425]

Cool story bowtie, but our Maton wouldn't have made the roster even if he hadn't broken his hand

[Fudge Nuggets 19,151]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Meh, we wouldn't have made the WS without his masterpiece in Fenway

That was one of the all-time great pitching performances in Astros postseason history.

Scott's two performances in 1986

Oswalt in 2005

Verlander in ALCS Game 2 2017

Framberlamps ALCS Game 5 2021

Edited October 30, 2022 by Fudge Nuggets

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

somewhere, phil maton is angrily jerking off

with his left hand.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Well at least one of the Maton's get a WS appearance 

and thankful it's only 1 and the right one. 

[BachelorTrek 2,937]

4 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

announcers as so anti-Houston

It don't mean a shit!

Astros are still going to push their shit in and bring the trophy home, again!

[WBT 20,425]

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

with his left hand.

the stranger

[TexArcher 37,528]

Framber is only underrated by you, Smoltzy.  Everybody else knows he's a stud.

[elfenix 34,180]

Altuve heating up

[cabowabo 4,453]

He’s baaaaack……

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

after 0-25 , is he 7-19 or something? 

[tx ind 7,003]

Altuve is heating up….just wait 

[perfectchaos007 6,596]

Altuve is finally heating up. Bodes well for the rest of the series 

[WBT 20,425]

Lulz, wtf is he swinging at?  3 hits tonight!

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

the quality behind home plate is very good tonight... about 9-10 upscale hotties. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,151]

When Altuve is swinging and hitting terrible pitches you know he's dialed in.  The ability to hit absolute garbage has made him millions of dollars.

[YChang 3,431]

Resist the urge Jeremy… plate discipline!!!

[Horn80 6,075]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Altuve is finally heating up. Bodes well for the rest of the series 

[TexArcher 37,528]

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

the quality behind home plate is very good tonight... about 9-10 upscale hotties. 

And in Philly it'll be a bunch of chicks who look like Janice from Friends or Snookie from Jersey Shore.

[YChang 3,431]

Bleah, bad idea jeans 

[TexArcher 37,528]

He missed the tag??

[tx ind 7,003]

Lol, stupid baserunning again, ugh

[Limp Brisket 546]

Don’t challenge 

[David Dennison 18,661]

Why, bro?

[WBT 20,425]

Bad jump.  Looks like he missed the tag though.

[Pimphand 5,601]

28 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Dusty will probably bring in Urquidy.  Lol. 

Urquidy is 3-0 in the world series and hasnt pitched this postseason. The problem isnt Urquidy

[perfectchaos007 6,596]

Houston didn't have a review left. I'm sure it would have stood anyway

[Fudge Nuggets 19,151]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

He missed the tag??

Like we would get a review call anyway.

[Pimphand 5,601]

30 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

 

Edited October 30, 2022 by Pimphand
Surly softwurr suxxx

[Fudge Nuggets 19,151]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Houston didn't have a review left. I'm sure it would have stood anyway

They have one left.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

He missed the tag??

yes, it was missed.  

OTOH, Altuve still thinks he's 24yo.  He's lost a step and that's a big deal. 

[BachelorTrek 2,937]

2 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Altuve is heating up….just wait 

Tuve be like.....

[WBT 20,425]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Why, bro?

Yeah, it made sense last night tied in the 9th with 2 outs.  Not so much there.

[Dutchrudder 11,115]

I don't think he actually touched Altuve with his glove, but the ump's view wasn't a good angle to verify it. The tag was definitely in time if he made contact, and I think the u; went with that. 

[rvm96 1,643]

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Urquidy is 3-0 in the world series and hasnt pitched this postseason. The problem isnt Urquidy

He pitched a career high in innings this year at the MLB level. Also he regressed to below league average with his ERA+ this year.

 

2 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

yes, it was missed.  

OTOH, Altuve still thinks he's 24yo.  He's lost a step and that's a big deal. 

I thought it was a clean tag

[UDontKnow 10,439]

3 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Urquidy is 3-0 in the world series and hasnt pitched this postseason. The problem isnt Urquidy

I want him to start Game 5 in place of Verlander. Not sure if it's a good idea since Urquidy hasn't pitched in a while, but I'll take it over Verlander pitching again in the World Series.

[tx 3 putt 76,419]

Just now, Dutchrudder said:

I don't think he actually touched Altuve with his glove, but the ump's view wasn't a good angle to verify it. The tag was definitely in time if he made contact, and I think the u; went with that. 

 

the glove moved when his foot hit it

[Guest]

"Thunder is coming for the Phillies."

[tx ind 7,003]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

I want him to start Game 5 in place of Verlander. Not sure if it's a good idea since Urquidy hasn't pitched in a while, but I'll take it over Verlander pitching again in the World Series.

[Pimphand 5,601]

Plz get out of this inning after Hoskins so Realmuto & Harper lead off the 9th

[elfenix 34,180]

Altuve slid into the glove with the ball in it.

[YChang 3,431]

Come on get this guy out already

[cabowabo 4,453]

Rule change:  Batter should be out on the third foul ball after two strikes. 

[Pimphand 5,601]

Fuck dont walk Scott christ

[YChang 3,431]

ASR#@#$@

[Fudge Nuggets 19,151]

Fuck me.

[Pimphand 5,601]

Why Dustard why?????