2022 Houston Astros Thread

[texashorne 1177]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

this phillies team is full of heart and fight. next 3 games are going to be a war 

That AB by Stott was concerning..  I was happy thinking their 5-9 were almost free outs. 

That being said, we have to get through the top of their order.. that's the heart of the team and the only strength they have over us. We are better in every other way. 

[Mez2 4021]

Fuck those jawns

[tx 3 putt 76409]

 

[Planet Houston 4923]

 

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

17 minutes ago, WBT said:

Also Lance announced for Game 3.  I was thinking we'd go with same order as against NY but I guess this way Lance would have 4 days rest before Game 7.  If Javier starts Game 4 he could also be back for Game 7 on 3 days rest.

I don't think you can go wrong either way with the order for LMJ and Javier. 

[WBT 20422]

17 minutes ago, WBT said:

Astros WS champ Cameron Maybin on MLB Network right now

Lulz, he said that the crowd was nervous before the game.  It was like being in the emergency room waiting to find out if someone is going to be ok and the 3 doubles to leadoff the 1st was like finding out that he's still alive.

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

19 minutes ago, WBT said:

Astros WS champ Cameron Maybin on MLB Network right now

Loved Maybin.  He got us free tacos in the 2017 World Series.

[WBT 20422]

I'm not sure why Altuve agreed to do this right after the game but it's a pretty good watch.

 

[Planet Houston 4923]

Yeah just watched that on TV, fuckin great interview. I literally love Jose Altuve. 

[Guadaloopy 10926]

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Hey everyone! Did you hear how loud and crazy the Philly fans are gonna be? OMG!!!!

 

43 minutes ago, dr99 said:

They said the same thing about Seattle and New York

These Astros have two years of experience playing in the most hostile environments MLB has to offer.  Philly can’t do anything these boys haven’t seen, heard, and thrived on.  
 

[tx 3 putt 76409]

this thread needs this before game 3. one day to refocus, then go up 2-1  ....

Edited October 30, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[UTexasFight 9380]

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

Framber was outstanding tonight. He's gotta be our number #1 next year. 

He’s not going to be what you think he will be

 

 

Blame the shift ban 

[tx 3 putt 76409]

Radio post game show guys put it perfectly (after another Montero call) : an Astros reliever pitched in the 8th, and gave up no runs 

 

end of story 

[tx 3 putt 76409]

love the radio calls 

 

[Txslnghrns 1351]

Fuk the TrashStros

[Mez2 4021]

5 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

Fuk the TrashStros

Post more, plz

[Gourmand 7774]

5 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

Fuk the TrashStros

eat a bag of syphilis dicks and then shit them out and eat them again

[ERhine 1894]

Who the fuck are you?

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

love the radio calls 

 

I heared it when it happened.  It seemed like the ball was in the air for 30 seconds before Ford said it was out.  Obviously it wasn't that long, but World Series games drag everything out.

Edited October 30, 2022 by Fudge Nuggets

[tx 3 putt 76409]

Alex Bregman has the most postseason homers and RBI by a third baseman in MLB history. 

HR:
1. Bregman 14
2. Justin Turner 13
3. Chipper Jones 11

RBI:
1. Bregman 43
2. Turner 42
3. Jones 39

[Mez2 4021]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Alex Bregman has the most postseason homers and RBI by a third baseman in MLB history. 

HR:
1. Bregman 14
2. Justin Turner 13
3. Chipper Jones 11

RBI:
1. Bregman 43
2. Turner 42
3. Jones 39

Biggest dick, too

[tx 3 putt 76409]

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

I didn't know Bagwell owned a shirt with a collar.

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Alex Bregman has the most postseason homers and RBI by a third baseman in MLB history. 

HR:
1. Bregman 14
2. Justin Turner 13
3. Chipper Jones 11

RBI:
1. Bregman 43
2. Turner 42
3. Jones 39

That's unreal considering he's 28 years old.  If you had told 15 year old Fudge Nuggets that 35 years later the leader for 3B with most postseason homers and RBIs was a 28 year old Astro I would never believe you.  Of course I would not have known the playoffs expanded like they have but so be it.

[tx 3 putt 76409]

Justin Verlander 2022 Postseason:

15 IP
12 ER
7.20 ERA

Rest of the Astros Pitching staff 2022 Postseason:

76 IP
10 ER
1.18 ERA
 

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[runthebone 7932]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Justin Verlander 2022 Postseason:

15 IP
12 ER
7.20 ERA

Rest of the Astros Pitching staff 2022 Postseason:

76 IP
10 ER
1.18 ERA
 

 

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[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

National media going to run with the story that he changed gloves so he could start cheating in the 2nd inning.  The results speak for themselves.

[Txslnghrns 1351]

Fuk Houston.

[utxmike05 1825]

Last out mfers. Feels good to be alive again. 
 

 

[BachelorTrek 2937]

4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

National media going to run with the story that he changed gloves so he could start cheating in the 2nd inning.  The results speak for themselves.

That doesn't matter. They would claim he cheated if he was checked after every pitch.

[Gourmand 7774]

7 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

Fuk Houston.

are you so stupid that you can't even spell the most common expletive in the English language?

Here, I'll help you:

Go fuck yourself.

Fuck off.

Fuck you. 

I fucked your wife and your mom last night. 

Edited October 30, 2022 by Gourmand

[Gourmand 7774]

I had to work so could only steal glances at the game tonight but am currently watching the replay. It feels to me like we've outplayed them decisively these two games in Houston and should/could be up 2-0 easily. Of course, all they really hoped for in Houston was a split and they got it.

So, my surly Astros brethren, how are we feeling right now after this win in game 2?

[tx 3 putt 76409]

Game 3 is a must win, for both teams 

short leash on lmj, backed up by Garcia 

Edited October 30, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[dr99 551]

nm

Edited October 30, 2022 by dr99

[tx 3 putt 76409]

Mauricio Dubón is the first Honduran born player to appear in a World Series game.

[dr99 551]

Maybe Dubon should get a start with Chas in LF

[Gourmand 7774]

I don't know if anyone touched on this earlier but Yordan deserves some healthy nods and backslaps for his hustle in the bottom 5th when he hit that grounder that forced out Altuve at second and then busted his ass out of the box down the line. June/July Yordan is probably making a right turn to the dugout after GIDP'ing but his hustle on that play left the door open for Bregman and Bregman did not miss the opportunity to come up big. 

Love to see it. 

[henrygandorf 29179]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Game 3 is a must win, for both teams 

short leash on lmj, backed up by Garcia 

is hunter brown still alive?

would love to see him in the 6th and beyond. 

[Hate 20103]

4 hours ago, Txslnghrns said:

Fuk Houston.

I negged this one too. Fuck you. If you want to post this in the WS thread, fine. But don’t come into the Astros thread with this bullshit. 

[runthebone 7932]

7 hours ago, Txslnghrns said:

Fuk Houston.

Your future grandkids will think you're boring and small bad. They'll be ashamed of you and will hate when you come over.  Also, whatever unfortunate wench bore your children will have cuckolded you by then, most likely leaving you for an Astros fan.  I assume she will have done this because you are as shitty at sex as you are at talking trash.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Hate said:

I negged this one too. Fuck you. If you want to post this in the WS thread, fine. But don’t come into the Astros thread with this bullshit. 

Thought about reporting the posts, but hell, even that is more reaction than trolly-troll deserves.

Hell, at least Helo puts a little thought into it.

[Guadaloopy 10926]

8 minutes ago, slorch said:

Thought about reporting the posts, but hell, even that is more reaction than trolly-troll deserves.

Hell, at least Helo puts a little thought into it.

We are all admittedly assholes, but there are a couple of points of etiquette even we assholes observe.  Keep CR in CR, and don’t shit talk in team season threads.  Keep these things in their proper place.  Blatant violation of these unwritten rules deserves swift negging every time.  

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

How we win is by great pitching and timely hitting. I’d love for us to score 7/8 runs a game the rest of this series and if we did we would win 4-1, but we’ve been this way all playoff long so I’m just expecting 5 maybe 6 runs to get it done. I’m dreading the next verlander start. I’m curious why he blows so bad in the postseason his entire career? Is he just more relaxed in the regular season and tenses up? He screams confidence way more than nervous so it’s odd.

[kevwun 15653]

I think he runs out of steam by and end of the season and I also think his lack of a great breaking ball hurts him in the playoffs.  If his control isn't on point, he gets in to trouble when he can't throw high fastballs where he wants them.

Edited October 30, 2022 by kevwun

[billfromlaketravis 11363]

They should start Javier in Game 3. He's been on fire. Need a hot hand to survive the surge of Philly playing their first World Series Game at home in like 40 years. McCullers is going to to battle, but he'll get tagged for 3-4 runs in the process. 

[Murfdogg21 4412]

5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

They should start Javier in Game 3. He's been on fire. Need a hot hand to survive the surge of Philly playing their first World Series Game at home in like 40 years. McCullers is going to to battle, but he'll get tagged for 3-4 runs in the process. 

Edited October 30, 2022 by Murfdogg21

[Hate 20103]

They should start Javier in Game 3. He's been on fire. Need a hot hand to survive the surge of Philly playing their first World Series Game at home in like 40 years. McCullers is going to to battle, but he'll get tagged for 3-4 runs in the process. 

I’m pretty sure they played at home during the 2008 World Series which they won.

[tx 3 putt 76409]