2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Js1 85,583]

10 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Hopefully we can finally score some runs off their allegedly shitty bullpen.

Also good with dropping another 5 spot on their starter. 

[tx 3 putt 77,448]

 

 

Fucking A !

 

Just now, Js1 said:

Also good with dropping another 5 spot on their starter. 

 

score 5, and lock it down !

[Pimphand 5,906]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Also good with dropping another 5 spot on their starter. 

Just limit the amount of finding out Dusty is allowed to do.

[Rockethorn1978 6,102]

Hoping good lmj shows up tonight. He wasn’t great last game so hopefully every other game he pitches great. 

[Planet Houston 4,930]

25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I was hoping bregman and machete would squeeze in there too. yuli should have been a finalist too ...

So there’s a GG winner at DH? Wat?

[henrygandorf 29,194]

25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

Fucking A !

 

 

score 5, and lock it down !

just score in the 1st. love that shit on the road. can kill the crowd. 

[TonyTexas 10,530]

12 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

So there’s a GG winner at DH? Wat?

Lulz. At first glance, I thought that as well. The 10th guy is for the utility player. 

[Pimphand 5,906]

23 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

So there’s a GG winner at DH? Wat?

I thought LeMahieu was their 2nd basemen I didnt realize he was a utility player.

[Pimphand 5,906]

21 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

just score in the 1st. love that shit on the road. can kill the crowd. 

Ill settle for a repeat of 2019 where they sweep the road games.

[wood 11,268]

Meh ... fuck Larry Bowa.

Edited November 1, 2022 by wood

[UTexasFight 9,528]

On 9/20/2022 at 9:27 PM, UTexasFight said:

Tucker is going to have a helluva stat line when this season is over.

one of those: “only tucker and one other Astro have had 30 HRs, 25 2Bs, 25 SBs, 100 RBIs and a gold glove”

Let it be so.

Tucker stands alone as the only Astro with all of those marks.

bagwell’s only gold glove came in the strike-shortened/broken hand season when he only got to 15 SBs

Edited November 1, 2022 by UTexasFight

[utxmike05 1,828]

Lol at Philly persons on pregame saying how Philly will be so loud and something the Astros have never experienced ever.  
 

Bowa says he was at Minute Maid and he thought he was in a library. Lol

[Scraps 13,581]

Been at the games so haven't watched the pregame....fucking Arod is such a twat.

Dude just exudes massive pussy bitch.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,146]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Been at the games so haven't watched the pregame....fucking Arod is such a twat.

Dude just exudes massive pussy bitch.
 

[wood 11,268]

5 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

Lol at Philly persons on pregame saying how Philly will be so loud and something the Astros have never experienced ever.  
 

Bowa says he was at Minute Maid and he thought he was in a library. Lol

Yep. Like aggy, Phillies fans invented noise, apparently. Bowa's a dipshit.

[Macklemore 2,876]

6 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

Lol at Philly persons on pregame saying how Philly will be so loud and something the Astros have never experienced ever.  
 

Bowa says he was at Minute Maid and he thought he was in a library. Lol

What an idiot. MMP is loud. Crowd was nervous Game 1 because we blew a lead. Bowa is a moron. We’re going to shut up their fans.

[Sleepygrad 1,029]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

good for Straw, I love seeing former Astros doing good out there !

 

especially one that hates the yankees and their shit fans as much as he does!

[tx 3 putt 77,448]

52 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

just score in the 1st. love that shit on the road. can kill the crowd. 

 

this is the correct answer 

[tx 3 putt 77,448]

8 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Been at the games so haven't watched the pregame....fucking Arod is such a twat.

Dude just exudes massive pussy bitch.
 

 

he's unwatchable. i listen to ford and sparky until the first pitch

[elfenix 34,332]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he's unwatchable. i listen to ford and sparky until they sign off at the end of the night

 

[Rimbo 26,127]

2 hours ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Tucker too:

 

Remember when people worried about Tucker's skills in the outfield? I remember. 

[tx 3 putt 77,448]

[henrygandorf 29,194]

i've been watching a decent amount of mlbn today, along with hearing about ranger suarez in g1 when he came in.  he was on my fantasy team last year, i watched a bunch of his starts, i'm very familiar with him.  up until a few days ago, i had never heard about how steady his heartrate is, and now it's everybody's first talking point about him.

am i the only one?  did they hand out little cheat sheets to reporters?

[Lat22 4,018]

LFG

[tx 3 putt 77,448]

heb has a good social media team ...

 

[Limp Brisket 546]

22 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

Lol at Philly persons on pregame saying how Philly will be so loud and something the Astros have never experienced ever.  
 

Bowa says he was at Minute Maid and he thought he was in a library. Lol

No shit.  It was typical at this point.  I’m sure the boys think the same.

[tejas60 3,534]

Did they just boo Dusty Baker?  Hahahaha

[Telegraph_it 3,359]

Just now, tejas60 said:

Did they just boo Dusty Baker?  Hahahaha

[Sleepygrad 1,029]

fuck these guys

[Scraps 13,581]

Ranger suarez bout to get taken down to pound town

[AnTiM 1,670]

3 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

Did they just boo Dusty Baker?  Hahahaha

What do you expect after they booed Santa Claus?

[Scraps 13,581]

Did they just boo Dusty Baker?  Hahahaha

Better yet they boo'ed a dude that none of them have even heard of before....Hensley

[StruggleBus 3,922]

On 10/30/2022 at 12:01 AM, Txslnghrns said:

Fuk the TrashStros

[tx 3 putt 77,448]

[tejas60 3,534]

Fuck all these Philly cheese cunts

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Had such a good haiku yesterday but oh well…here’s today’s.

No Ranger danger
Astros send a Lance through heart
Fuck your rain delay

#WorldSeries #astros

[Smax 3,800]

Lol over playing crowd noise

[Horn80 6,131]

Go Astros

[tejas60 3,534]

1 minute ago, Smax said:

Lol over playing crowd noise

Our trash cans are louder. 

[TexArcher 38,073]

It's a football crowd at a baseball game!

OMG, how will our guyz concentrate??

[henrygandorf 29,194]

heartbeat already mentioned.

[tx 3 putt 77,448]

fuck 

[Macklemore 2,876]

Shut the fuck up Smoltz

[TexArcher 38,073]

Well, dipshit, he threw two hittable pitches.  You don't pass them up just to work pitch count in the first inning, you old moron.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,146]

These announcers are so bad.  

[Telegraph_it 3,359]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Well, dipshit, he threw two hittable pitches.  You don't pass them up just to work pitch count in the first inning, you old moron.

That Altuve hit was a good piece of hitting. Just got a little too much on it. 

[David Dennison 18,948]

Why do y'all listen?

[Rimbo 26,127]

2 outs on 2 pitches is not a terribly auspicious beginning

[Macklemore 2,876]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Why do y'all listen?

Because muting and not hearing the crack of the bat and the noise of the stadium sucks.

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1,693]

Director almost missed a full pitch being too focused on showing their “crazy fans”.