2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Limp Brisket 546]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Tipping?

quit making excuses

maybe he just sucks.

 

 

I’m good with it

[Rockethorn1978 6109]

1 minute ago, Limp Brisket said:

And we aren’t hitting.

We average 4.5 games in the playoffs we haven’t been hitting great for awhile just timely hitting and great pitching which seems to have gone south as well.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

 

 

You think the Astros can recover to win two more games?    Yes, Javier and 1 more Frambler.  Gets to Game 7

[elfenix 34339]

urquidy warming up

[Macklemore 2876]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

6 hits and 5 have left the park.

Yeah, they're onto his pitches, because they're not just sitting fastball.  They're hitting a bunch of different stuff out of the park.  Lance's location hasn't helped him, but they're guessing right on every pitch.  That can't be right, unless...

His pitches were flat all night. No depth

[Pimphand 5932]

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

It's more fun to root for your team than against them

I am rooting for my team just in a pragmatic manner. I understand we dont have the talent to offset the dugout deficit. Period the end.

[Guadaloopy 11023]

5 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I was saying. FUCK. Like damn Jose. Not fuck him

Ok.  Neg removed.

[cabowabo 4514]

Glad we’re blowing Stanek tonight. Fuck you Dusty Baker. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Win 1 here and get back to Houston for Game 6 Valdez. Then it's Game 7 with hopefully a bullpen game.   Brown, Garcia, Stanek, Neris, Pressley.  

[UDontKnow 10450]

Sigh. Wasting Stanek on a lost cause. He could be throwing fire in relief to back up El Reptil's start next game. Fucking hell man.

[MirrOlure 14870]

Who is this pitcher? He’s pretty good!

[cabowabo 4514]

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

urquidy warming up

Good to hear. 

[David Dennison 18951]

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Win 1 here and get back to Houston for Game 6 Valdez. Then it's Game 7 with hopefully a bullpen game.   Brown, Garcia, Stanek, Neris, Pressley.  

Fuck that, win two in Philadelphia.

[utxmike05 1828]

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

We look dead 

I can't say I've never seen it before. When they go dead they are dead dead. No hype man getting every one to rally

[Mez2 4025]

Stanek should starts

[UDontKnow 10450]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Fuck that, win two in Philadelphia.

You trust Verlander in Game 5? I wouldn't.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

5 minutes ago, runthebone said:

The real fuckup is pitching Lance 3 instead of Javier because if (by some miracle) this goes 7, you definitely want El Reptil as your starter instead of Lance.

excellent point.  Dusty the Dummy .  Don't his assistant coaches have any say in the proceedings or they all YesMen? 

[UTEX_ME 4766]

“JuSt WiN oNe AnD gEt BaCk To HoUsTon” just let the other team celebrate a WS win

[StruggleBus 3922]

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Sigh. Wasting Stanek on a lost cause. He could be throwing fire in relief to back up El Reptil's start next game. Fucking hell man.

Honestly it’s unforgivable. Dusty is managing like a drunk little league dad. And that might be generous. 

Edited November 2, 2022 by StruggleBus

[At Ease 44]

6 hits, 5 of them leave the yard.

 

Let’s hope this is their high point.

[rvm96 1643]

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I am rooting for my team just in a pragmatic manner. I understand we dont have the talent to offset the dugout deficit. Period the end.

You can't be pragmatic and be a fan rooting for your team, but that's just my opinion.

[David Dennison 18951]

Just now, UDontKnow said:

You trust Verlander in Game 5? I wouldn't.

Sure, he's Justin Verlander. He's capable of throwing a 15 K shut out.

[LTtxfan 49378]

Need to score some runs and make philly bullpen work their asses off...

It's only Game 3

Let's get this Series back to Houston and "fuck around and find out"  👺

[Gut Wagon 8087]

I don't mind a reasonably serious effort to stop Philly at 7 runs and see if we can at least make them sweat by scoring a few runs. We need a lift, and it's hard to imagine getting one from a blowout loss. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19165]

The Astros’ body language has been bad all night.

Edited November 2, 2022 by PenelopeWitherspoon

[Horn80 6135]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

You trust Verlander in Game 5? I wouldn't.

I would

[TexArcher 38079]

Just now, StruggleBus said:

Honestly it’s unforgivable. Dusty is managing like a drunk little dad. And that might be generous. 

A dadget?

[royiv 9383]

Showing bunt on lead off? Lol!

[rvm96 1643]

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Sigh. Wasting Stanek on a lost cause. He could be throwing fire in relief to back up El Reptil's start next game. Fucking hell man.

Is there a rule that relief pitchers can't go back to back games?

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19165]

Yordan is just cold.

Edited November 2, 2022 by PenelopeWitherspoon

[Guadaloopy 11023]

Fuck you, Smoltz.  Gold glove shortstop laces a base hit into left and he says, “look at Stott!”

[cabowabo 4514]

Some weak ass contact against another scrub. 

[utxmike05 1828]

4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

You trust Verlander in Game 5? I wouldn't.

As much as I think he could redeem himself...this crowd would ride him so bad. Going to be his worst nightmare especially if it's an elimination game for us.  

[UTHornFan014 710]

Yordan has sneakily been worse than Altuve since Game 3 of the LDS. That needs to change for us to have a chance.

[LTtxfan 49378]

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Yordan is just cold.

No patience at all... 

Damn weakass first pitch swing for lazy flyout

[Rockethorn1978 6109]

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Sure, he's Justin Verlander. He's capable of throwing a 15 K shut out.

Yea in august. 

[Welch 635]

Funny how last year people thought we lost the World Series because JV and LMJ were out.

[utxmike05 1828]

Could we have at least got into a shootout w these bitches? Getting blanked is embarrassing. 
 

Not too surprising we have too many key guys slumping. 
 

Hate running into these hot shitty teams. 

[Mez2 4025]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Yea in august. 

Against the A's

[David Dennison 18951]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Yea in august. 

Or November. Let it play out. 

[CycleTex87 2981]

Dying here. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19165]

Just now, Welch said:

Funny how last year people thought we lost the World Series because JV and LMJ were out.

I honestly don’t remember last year.  I put it out of my mind.

[Guadaloopy 11023]

Just now, utxmike05 said:

Could we have at least got into a shootout w these bitches? Getting blanked is embarrassing. 
 

Not too surprising we have too many key guys slumping. 
 

Hate running into these hot shitty teams. 

They are not shitty teams.   Knock off the Leinart shit.  

[TexArcher 38079]

Fucking piss on everything

[runthebone 8050]

We are winning Javier and Framber's starts, bitches.

[UTEX_ME 4766]

Lol now Urquidy? Wtf

[UDontKnow 10450]

Just now, runthebone said:

We are winning Javier and Framber's starts, bitches.

So that's Game 4 and Game 6? Who pitches Game 7? Or rather who gets the start for Game 7 because he might not last very long?

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19165]

WTF.

Just unfuckingbelievable.

[CycleTex87 2981]

I do know that when the Astros score a bunch of runs in a game they tend to be cold the next day. Let’s see if that is the same for the Phillies. 

[Rimbo 26158]

Welp.

I thought the Astros were the 2000-2019 Patriots.

It turns out we're the early 1990s Bills, and the NL East is the NFC East.

 

 

 

... at least we won one.