2022 Houston Astros Thread

[A’Dam Psycho 1471]

Salsa Night!

[runthebone 8046]

You never count outs, Chandler Rome, you ignorant slut.

[BachelorTrek 3061]

450 feet on Alvarez's Titanic HR and that high up over the batter's eye......calculated to be 500 on level ground.... that homer would have sailed out of the old Polo Grounds of the old ny giants/mets which had a wall at its deepest part at 483 feet.

You can see the 483 wall at the back here and what the baseball outline was:
 

Go Astros!!

[runthebone 8046]

The way Framber was celebrating, he must have known he was done.  Come on, Neris.

[tx 3 putt 77434]

come on neris 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Let’s go BP!

[tx 3 putt 77434]

fuck smooooooooooooooooooooltz !!!!

[BachelorTrek 3061]

That cocksucker smoltz is just mad that the Astros will get 2 World Championships when the best his braves could do was 1 when he was there.

[Macklemore 2875]

NASTY

[tx 3 putt 77434]

fucking nails !

[cabowabo 4514]

Great job Neris. 

[runthebone 8046]

Nasty Neris!

[rvm96 1643]

Neris was a great signing by Click that I was underwhelmed with at the time

[Macklemore 2875]

Pitch Neris in the 8th and Abreu in 9th. Neris NASTY

[tx 3 putt 77434]

let's get some runs !

 

[TonyTexas 10527]

7 minutes ago, redshirtexas said:

Neris, Abreu, Pressley?

Appears so. And I like it. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

18 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

 

That would be a dinger in Yosemite park.

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, Macklemore said:

Pitch Neris in the 8th and Abreu in 9th. Neris NASTY

How about no because Neris isn't a multi inning reliever

[runthebone 8046]

Maybe Altuve can get some insurance, make the place really go ape shit.

[TexArcher 38069]

This is so great.

FINISH!!!

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Nails Neris!!

[runthebone 8046]

Only one split all inning, Neris was great.  You know if we hang on his hangover will be epic.

[Macklemore 2875]

FUCK YOU KEN ROSENTHAL. Don’t bring up sign stealing.

[Fudge Nuggets 19225]

I remember the first time I saw Neris' name in the box score and I was like "What's a Neris?"

Dude has been great.  And today's inning was freaking amazing.

[tx 3 putt 77434]

make a statement chas !

[Macklemore 2875]

3 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

How about no because Neris isn't a multi inning reliever

But he was so nasty. I don’t want any more stress.

[Enchubben 5510]

Just now, Macklemore said:

FUCK YOU KEN ROSENTHAL. Don’t bring up sign stealing.

Yea that’s some fucking bullshit. 

[Macklemore 2875]

Shut the fuck up Smoltz. Philly is going down!!

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, Macklemore said:

But he was so nasty. I don’t want any more stress.

You would think if it's something he's comfortable with they would do it in one of his 70+ appearances this season

[Bevo&Pevo 5220]

[Guest]

Anthony Rizzo is lauded for getting so many HBP and he crowds the living fuck out of the plate.

They're losing their shit over Maldy doing legal shit.

 

Fuck em.  Y'all can fucking stew in your hate, bitches.

[rvm96 1643]

Lol they keep calling Alvarez as Alvarado. It just happened like 4 times in a row

[Dahobbs 17684]

Just now, rvm96 said:

Lol they keep calling Alvarez as Alvarado. It just happened like 4 times in a row

Yeah, I was trying to figure out what the fuck was going on. 

[WBT 20670]

Just now, slorch said:

Anthony Rizzo is lauded for getting so many HBP and he crowds the living fuck out of the plate.

They're losing their shit over Maldy doing legal shit.

 

Fuck em.  Y'all can fucking stew in your hate, bitches.

They're pointing it out to praise him for it.  Lighten up Francis.

[tx 3 putt 77434]

get him home 

[cabowabo 4514]

Good hustle Jose.  Lulz. 

[utxmike05 1828]

Fuck yalls bullpen. 
and you too butterfinger kyle

Edited November 6, 2022 by utxmike05

[Fudge Nuggets 19225]

Just get on base Altuve and let Pena eat.

[TonyTexas 10527]

Fucking Smoltz. Doesn’t know the name of one of the best hitters in baseball. Unforgivable 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

They're pointing it out to praise him for it.  Lighten up Francis.

No they're not.

They're saying, "This guy sucks( offensively) and the Astros lucked into a play because he basically leaned into a pitch."

Maldy made the pitcher pitch and they didn't like it.

Edited November 6, 2022 by slorch

[tx 3 putt 77434]

have to hold the line, this phillies team is full of fight 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

4 minutes ago, slorch said:

Anthony Rizzo is lauded for getting so many HBP and he crowds the living fuck out of the plate.

They're losing their shit over Maldy doing legal shit.

 

Fuck em.  Y'all can fucking stew in your hate, bitches.

 

 

 

[Dnaguy 12077]

18 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

450 feet on Alvarez's Titanic HR and that high up over the batter's eye......calculated to be 500 on level ground.... that homer would have sailed out of the old Polo Grounds of the old ny giants/mets which had a wall at its deepest part at 483 feet.

You can see the 483 wall at the back here and what the baseball outline was:
 

Go Astros!!

Where did the corner outfielders play.

that’s insane.

[David Dennison 18947]

1 minute ago, slorch said:

No they're not.

They're saying, "This guy sucks( offensively) and the Astros lucked into a play because he basically leaned into a pitch."

Maldy made the pitcher pitch and they didn't like it.

Sounds like pretty good baseball.

[Viper 12112]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

have to hold the line, this phillies team is full of fight 

They don't want Houston no more

[Guest]

They should get to shave March from the neck up...

[BachelorTrek 3061]

13 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

FUCK YOU KEN ROSENTHAL. Don’t bring up sign stealing.

The northerner "Hate The South at any cost!" media-complex CANNOT ALLOW an untainted Houston Astros World Championship because their Hatred of all things in The South is all these Losers have had in their groupthink Meaningless lives for over a century.

As Jose Lima used to say, "Believe It!"

Edited November 6, 2022 by BachelorTrek

[Gut Wagon 8087]

No baserunners at all 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Just now, BachelorTrek said:

The northerner "Hate The South at any cost!" media-complex CANNOT ALLOW an untainted Houston Astros World Championship because their Hatred of all things in The South is all these Losers have had in their groupthink Meaningless lives for over a century.

As Jose Lima used to say, "Believe It!"

He actually said beliebe it, but agreed.

[UDontKnow 10450]

Just now, Grade of D as in David said:

He actually said beliebe it, but agreed.

He also said "CASA OLE!!!"