2022 Houston Astros Thread

[HouTex 1,894]

From my office.  I hope there’s not a crowd crush on the street to the left.  

[Macklemore 2,876]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Probably both 

Doesn't the parade start now? It is not on MLB Network. Is there a livestream available?

[mbtex 683]

Just now, Macklemore said:

Doesn't the parade start now? It is not on MLB Network. Is there a livestream available?

https://www.fox26houston.com/news/houston-astros-victory-parade-world-series-live-stream

[Storm the Field 5,302]

3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Doesn't the parade start now? It is not on MLB Network. Is there a livestream available?

Youtube. Just search Astros Parade.

[Guadaloopy 11,022]

KHOU livestream: 

 

 

[tx 3 putt 77,538]

politicians riding the astro coat tails. im ok with the local politicians. 100% agree, vote tomorrow 

Edited November 7, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Guadaloopy 11,022]

Fuck these fucks for CRing our parade!!!

[Macklemore 2,876]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me, dan patrick is the first person in the parade 

Haha. Fucking politicians getting in the parade. Fuck them all. It’s bipartisan, SheJack is there too. No CR

[WBT 20,672]

Lulz at Patrick and Cruz getting booed.  I'd somehow blocked out how last time this parade devolved into a bunch of politicians making speeches.  After I see the players go by I think I'm out.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,227]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

politicians riding the astro coattails 

 

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Fuck these fucks for CRing our parade!!!

Booooooooooo

Edited November 7, 2022 by Fudge Nuggets

[Guadaloopy 11,022]

Parade needs Mattress Mack with one of those dollar bill guns firing it into the crowd.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,227]

KHOU filming the parade with a potato 

[Scraps 13,583]

Not CR but fucking Ted Cruz's face is so punchable

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

way too many vehicles before the players

[Scraps 13,583]

KHOU filming the parade with a potato 

Channel 2 filming from a block away behind a tree as they have already passed by lol wtf people

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

no reported stabbings so far 

[Scraps 13,583]

Bracamonte live on Instagram

Nevermind he ended it in like a minute

[Macklemore 2,876]

Orbit has been the best thing shown in the parade coverage on Ch. 11 so far. Oh Biggio and Bagwell just passed by.

Edited November 7, 2022 by Macklemore

[WBT 20,672]

The Dalmatian on the Budweiser wagon has an Astros jersey at least

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

biggs bags and enos cabell slide by 

[tx 3 putt 77,538]

Curious who thought - hey, let’s get people on roller skates !

[Scraps 13,583]

God damn these waterheads on channel 2.....see a white dude...."its Tucker"

See a baby "its Bregmans baby!"

Neither were true

[Macklemore 2,876]

Someone was flashing this on a parade float. Haha. Gangsta Mattress Mack!

 

[runthebone 8,047]

1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

Yordan HR as called in the Philly booth. 

 

He was a professional about it, haha.

Wow...wow...wow...holy cow

 

[Scraps 13,583]

Lil Keke/TSU float jammin Southside is pimp

[tx 3 putt 77,538]

LuLz@MoB haha 

[wildcat09 29,421]

 

Sign Yuli's kids now.

[tx 3 putt 77,538]

That sky bridge going to collapse 

 

 

 

Just now, wildcat09 said:

 

Sign Yuli's kids now.

today 

Edited November 7, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Scraps 13,583]

Why are women on these telecasts. They are ruining everything as usual.

/sorrynotsorry

[tx 3 putt 77,538]

Just now, Scraps said:

Why are women on these telecasts. They are ruining everything as usual.

/sorrynotsorry

mia grandney should broadcast nude 

[Scraps 13,583]

Bracamontes bus finally moving

[runthebone 8,047]

6 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

 

Sign Yuli's kids now.

Agree, as many Gurriels as possible.  Might as well sign Yordan's little brother and 4 year old daughter to be safe.

[Scraps 13,583]

Ok i have been through channel 2, 11, and 13.

13 is the best. Homeboy is walking along with a mic on a stick interviewing Julia Morales

Blum is on there too

[WBT 20,672]

Cougar high!  I think Holgy just gave up another td pass.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

why is UH basketball involved?

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

crazy how MMP was built for $250 mil. Yeah, it's Houston land but Rangers dome was $1.2 Billion (someone got ripped off). 

[txduck87 996]

14 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Why are women on these telecasts. They are ruining everything as usual.

/sorrynotsorry

This.  Chick from Channel 2 is a beating.   Had to switch channels.   Topless or leave it to the baseball people please.  Blummer rocking it on Channel 13.

Edited November 7, 2022 by txduck87

[Fudge Nuggets 19,227]

Glad Neris got over his hangover in time for the parade 

[Rimbo 26,140]

 

[Pablo 495]

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Ok i have been through channel 2, 11, and 13.

13 is the best. Homeboy is walking along with a mic on a stick interviewing Julia Morales

Blum is on there too

yep, 13 is the best, non potato graphics and blum at the booth

[WBT 20,672]

Uncle Mike with the trophy!

Seriously, why is Ch 11's picture so bad?  

[DaysOff 7,976]

Why are women on these telecasts. They are ruining everything as usual.

/sorrynotsorry

I had to stop watching. I also remembered how much I hate parades. Go Astros.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

https://abc13.com/houston-astros-championship-parade-downtown-route-where-is-world-series-2022/12426188/

 

Edited November 7, 2022 by Make em eat Taco Bell

[Rip76 4,963]

Haha is Stanek chugging a beer on the float?

[Fudge Nuggets 19,227]

The Verlander looks happy af standing close to Crane. Hopefully they worked out a deal already 😎

[Telegraph_it 3,359]

Lots of Dogers hats in Cabo. I’m repping my Astros hat and staring them down. They don’t want any of this 6’, 165 lb delicate flower. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

cool they are wearing Unis, lots of parades don't have that. 

[tx 3 putt 77,538]

 

[Soliver465 405]

In Puerto Rico right now, rocking the Astros gear and getting a lot of love from the locals.

[runthebone 8,047]

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Tax deductible, but I wonder if it's any good.