2022 Houston Astros Thread

[TonyTexas 10525]

7 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Does this look odd to anyone else?

It’s odd to sort the standings by run differential. But you did it. Thus you must odd. 

[Wishbone 4780]

2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s odd to sort the standings by run differential. But you did it. Thus you must odd. 

Lol! Fuck me. Not sure how I did that. Carry on.

[HtownHorn 14774]

I wonder what the Astros could get for Urquidy. Javier has replaced him in the pecking order, and when everyone's favorite whipping boy gets back from the IL, Jose is the worst starter stuff wise on the 40 man roster. I wonder if Jose, Leon, and someone else would be enough for Bryan Reynolds.

[Scraps 13570]

Kempin ain't easy in the leadoff spot tonight 

[Wulaw Horn 19150]

26 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I wonder what the Astros could get for Urquidy. Javier has replaced him in the pecking order, and when everyone's favorite whipping boy gets back from the IL, Jose is the worst starter stuff wise on the 40 man roster. I wonder if Jose, Leon, and someone else would be enough for Bryan Reynolds.

The problem is that you probably have to trade Urquidy to a contender or quasi contender who gets desperate. I would think that what you could get for him (or a guy like Odorizzi) is probably best figured by who gets a major injury in June or July, thinks they can make the playoffs and is quasi desperate.  Sure, Urquidy would be a welcome addition to a bunch of different staffs b/c there is a definite advantage to trotting out average at the BOR.  But who other than a contender for the playoffs that is desperate is going to pay for that?

[runthebone 8036]

I hope Altuve's brain is OK, but last time he got hurt, he started raking, so I assume he's hitting .350 the rest of the year.

[henrygandorf 29194]

19 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I hope Altuve's brain is OK

several pages back, the top post asked, "is altuve retarded" so i guess we're making progress?

[runthebone 8036]

10 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

several pages back, the top post asked, "is altuve retarded" so i guess we're making progress?

I have to admit that my initial thought was wulaw's post and whether it would improve his baserunning.

[Wulaw Horn 19150]

15 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I have to admit that my initial thought was wulaw's post and whether it would improve his baserunning.

I can’t take credit for that. I didn’t drop that question. 

[Scraps 13570]

Still no lineup. Someone remind Dusty

[Rip76 4947]

Hilarious article on Siri.

Jose Siri and the Art of Driving a Pitcher Insane — How a Speedy Rebel Gives the Ultra Professional Astros a Dash of Madcap Magic

 

https://www.papercitymag.com/culture/jose-siri-astros-pitcher-distractor-speed-stolen-bases/?fbclid=IwAR3U5XA0IkBxFYraZ1mbf39LEPvurULaDts-AkorYO4VCqXUsSlFjksy1zg&fs=e&s=cl

[Wulaw Horn 19150]

Just looking at my tickets for the month of June- anyone want to go to the Mets game for free on Wednesday June 22? PM me if so.  As always, no purchase necessary, no obligation, we ask only that you ask for tickets if you plan on going to the game and not selling them online blah blah blah.

Might also have 2 for the Mariners on Tuesday the 7th... 

Edited May 31, 2022 by Wulaw Horn

[Scraps 13570]

Kempin....I mean...Pimpin ain't easy

[TonyTexas 10525]

36 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Still no lineup. Someone remind Dusty

Waiting for some Altuve warmup before deciding if he plays. 

[runthebone 8036]

45 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Hilarious article on Siri.

Jose Siri and the Art of Driving a Pitcher Insane — How a Speedy Rebel Gives the Ultra Professional Astros a Dash of Madcap Magic

 

https://www.papercitymag.com/culture/jose-siri-astros-pitcher-distractor-speed-stolen-bases/?fbclid=IwAR3U5XA0IkBxFYraZ1mbf39LEPvurULaDts-AkorYO4VCqXUsSlFjksy1zg&fs=e&s=cl

Watching his triple in person yesterday, he is fucking electric and fast as fuck.

 

He's insane and strikes out way too much, but it was amazing to see him explode around the bases.

[Wulaw Horn 19150]

He’s basically the absolutely perfect guy to be PR and defensive replacement in the playoffs. 

[TonyTexas 10525]

Lineup for the last late game for awhile 

 

[tx 3 putt 77395]

56 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

He’s basically the absolutely perfect guy to be PR and defensive replacement in the playoffs. 

#1 in mlb dig out celebrations 

[Wulaw Horn 19150]

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Just looking at my tickets for the month of June- anyone want to go to the Mets game for free on Wednesday June 22? PM me if so.  As always, no purchase necessary, no obligation, we ask only that you ask for tickets if you plan on going to the game and not selling them online blah blah blah.

Might also have 2 for the Mariners on Tuesday the 7th... 

all gone. 
thanks

[tx 3 putt 77395]

Hmm Astros game isn’t loading for me 

[Scraps 13570]

Already fucktardness going on

[WBT 20662]

wtf?  Look at your clicker dipshit.

[Scraps 13570]

Ump knew what count was Kotsay was being a dickhead

[Gourmand 7774]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Hmm Astros game isn’t loading for me 

same

[WBT 20662]

it ain't easy

[tx 3 putt 77395]

Kemp’n Ain’t Easy !!!

[Wishbone 4780]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Kemp’n Ain’t Easy !!!

It was then, dammit all.

[tx 3 putt 77395]

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

Still no lineup. Someone remind Dusty

released two hour late because Astros put Altuve through extra concussion protocol 

[cabowabo 4514]

Why does MLB allow that stupid ass drum shit?  This isn’t a fucking soccer match. It’s hard enough listening to that shit on TV….I can’t even imagine having to endure that in person.  On another note, how the hell does Oakland still have an MLB team?  That stadium is a fucking abortion. 

[Smax 3800]

19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Hmm Astros game isn’t loading for me 

 

 

same need a link pls

[TonyTexas 10525]

1 minute ago, Smax said:

 

 

same need a link pls

It’s seems there has been a lot of trouble with streaming lately.  When mlb66 isn’t working, I find that other links from sportsurge etc. don’t work either. I don’t know why that is. 

[Scraps 13570]

Fucking A's are retarded as hell

[tx 3 putt 77395]

Just now, TonyTexas said:

It’s seems there has been a lot of trouble with streaming lately.  When mlb66 isn’t working, I find that other links from sportsurge etc. don’t work either. I don’t know why that is. 

 

5 minutes ago, Smax said:

 

 

same need a link pls

 

oakland broadcast is up on mlb66.ir 

[Smax 3800]

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

oakland broadcast is up on mlb66.ir 

homes stream just started working, thanks

[WBT 20662]

Yordan picking em up and putting em down

[Scraps 13570]

Castro...pathetic

[rvm96 1643]

Elvis with an .090 xBA gets a double and Yuli with a .550 xBA lines out

[tx 3 putt 77395]

stupid base running by the rookie 

[cabowabo 4514]

What the fuck are you doing Peña?

[WBT 20662]

Chazzy Fizz!

What was Pena doing?  Maybe thought the throw to 2nd was going to be over his head?

[Scraps 13570]

Well at least we tied it

[Smax 3800]

Come on rook

[Wulaw Horn 19150]

Cut the kid some slack, he’s just fitting in. 

[Gut Wagon 8087]

What exactly happened there? MLB.com shows it's still 1-0. 
 

Edit: They finally updated to 1-1. 

Edited June 1, 2022 by Gut Wagon

[HtownHorn 14774]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Cut the kid some slack, he’s just fitting in. 

He's afraid Dusty will sit him if he shows some sort of competence on the field.

[runthebone 8036]

With Maton, you're just hoping to give up only one run.

[tx 3 putt 77395]

I'm watching the A's broadcast, they made a good point - he saw kemp stumble some and got aggressive. had kemp fallen down, he scores easily 

[Scraps 13570]

Maton meh

[Dondrysdale1 369]

 

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

With Maton, you're just hoping to give up only one run.

Why is he on in the 5th?

[Gut Wagon 8087]

Exhibit A in why we can't keep trotting Maton out there. He's raw meat in a piranha pool.