2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

Just now, WBT said:

Kind of Hunter Pence like

That was my thought at the end. 

[Guadaloopy 10971]

Tuck just looks lanky awkward.  Pence was chaotic awkward - like if Kramer played baseball.  

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

Like that swing

Yeah that’s the one thing that is just picture perfect with him. That swing is beautiful and all that’s right with the world. 

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Tuck just looks lanky awkward.  Pence was chaotic awkward - like if Kramer played baseball.  

Yeah. Good explanation.  

[Guadaloopy 10971]

Not quite JV vs Frazier, but that was an entertaining swing by Rojas.  

[Guadaloopy 10971]

That’s as close to a LOOGY as we get now with the three hitter rule.  

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Catch the freaking ball Maldy

[Scraps 13561]

That play in detroit was nothing like this play dumb motherfucker

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

I really hate relying on Abreu for anything other than mop up duty.

[tx 3 putt 76958]

very good job 

[Guadaloopy 10971]

99!

[Planet Houston 4930]

99 GAS

[WBT 20572]

99, that'll play

[Planet Houston 4930]

I heard during spring training he was hitting 99 on the gun. That’s impressive. 

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

I really hate relying on Abreu for anything other than mop up duty.

He throws hard and has movement on his breaking ball. You can see why they want to give him opportunities, but my guess is he’s the first guy out when rosters go back to 26 at the end of the month. 

[tx 3 putt 76958]

3 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

I really hate relying on Abreu for anything other than mop up duty.

 

players have to play and deliver 

[Scraps 13561]

This better be a homer...

[elfenix 34241]

pena power!

[tx 3 putt 76958]

PENA !!!!!!!

[Scraps 13561]

Oh shit he did it.

[Smax 3800]

Oh yeah

[Guadaloopy 10971]

OK that was awesome.  Interviewing mom and dad at that moment.  

[Scraps 13561]

I knew when they were talking to parents it had to be a homer coming up

[HtownHorn 14682]

While talking to his parents. Holy shit. Baseball gods love Pena.

[WBT 20572]

Nice timing

[cabowabo 4484]

Definitely the highlight of a shitty broadcast. 

[TonyTexas 10514]

[tx 3 putt 76958]

y'all keep talking shit about pena !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Planet Houston 4930]

OK maybe AppleTV can stay for good luck. That was badass. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Heidi needs to keep interviewing each Astros' parents when they are at bat.

[HtownHorn 14682]

I told you I was liking the Pena/Siri section of the order.

[clapclapclap 9000]

"It's my time!" - Pena

[tx 3 putt 76958]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE verlander talking to him with his arm around him

 

damn !

[Planet Houston 4930]

Astros legend Carlos Peña lol

[HtownHorn 14682]

Mom knew it was gone from the sound. Astros might want to interview her for their scouting department.

[Guadaloopy 10971]

1 minute ago, Planet Houston said:

Astros legend Carlos Peña lol

PLAKATA!

[TonyTexas 10514]

Ztejas started a Rangers/Astros hate thread. Please show your contempt by staying away. 

[Scraps 13561]

Walking Maldonado is a bold strategy

[Planet Houston 4930]

This is pretty solid 

 

[Guadaloopy 10971]

Joe Maddon motioning to the pen.  He’s going to get a repetitive motion injury from that this season.  

Edited April 9, 2022 by Guadaloopy

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Mike Mayers ERA is now infinity

[Guadaloopy 10971]

Just now, Planet Houston said:

This is pretty solid 

 

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Joe Madden motioning to the pen.  He’s going to get a repetitive motion injury from that this season.  

When that top of the lineup gets hot at the same time they are going to be a real motherfucker to

deal with, but I don’t see them as being any particular threat to our AL West hegemony. 

[Guadaloopy 10971]

Professional.  

[Planet Houston 4930]

Me likely Uncle Mikey

[elfenix 34241]

look who has another double

[HtownHorn 14682]

Hello there.

[tx 3 putt 76958]

y'all keep talking shit about uncle mike hitting #2

 

[WBT 20572]

That one of hg's blondos?

[Scraps 13561]

Weak sauce by home plate ump