2022 Houston Astros Thread

[cabowabo 4,492]

Lol. Fuck you classless fucks. 

[tx 3 putt 77,206]

that was a smoooooooooooooooooooooth swing 

[Scraps 13,569]

Down 3-0 before they can even finish their dumbass roll call

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Nice start!

[Wulaw Horn 19,133]

Ha 

haha

hahaha

hahahaha

hahahahaha

Those stupid fucks are supposed to be 10 games better than us?

 

[rvm96 1,643]

[kevwun 15,809]

I don't think this lead was approved by Helobius.

[Lat22 4,015]

That was quite satisfying. 

[Wulaw Horn 19,133]

I wouldn’t be opposed to the idea of Bregman being good again. 

[TonyTexas 10,518]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

does gallo have a noodle arm ?

Definitely not

[Scraps 13,569]

I don't think this lead was approved by Helobius.

Live look at him

[TonyTexas 10,518]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Dp

Edited June 23, 2022 by TonyTexas

[UTexasFight 9,515]

We like putting up crooked numbers before recording an out against teams from New York

[Lat22 4,015]

Lot of barrels that first inning. 

[Sleepygrad 1,029]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I wouldn’t be opposed to the idea of Bregman being good again. 

preach

[Guadaloopy 10,987]

Acceptable start.  Keep doing it.  

[UTexasFight 9,515]

Player of the game:

whoever told Bregs it’s Derek Jeter day 

[Gourmand 7,774]

 

[Guadaloopy 10,987]

Dial it in quick, Framber.  

[Scraps 13,569]

Framber doesn't like a 3 run lead

[tx 3 putt 77,206]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Framber doesn't like a 3 run lead

 

they need to go talk with him 

[Hank Chinaski 6,315]

6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I wouldn’t be opposed to the idea of Bregman being good again. 

.438/.571/.813, 2 HR in last 5 games (before tonight).

Season OPS has gone from .694 to .743 in a week.

[Wulaw Horn 19,133]

2 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

.438/.571/.813, 2 HR in last 5 games (before tonight).

Season OPS has gone from .694 to .743 in a week.

Didn’t know the exact numbers but felt it trending that way. This offense obviously gets a lot more dynamic when he’s good. 

[cabowabo 4,492]

Bad Framber. 

[tx 3 putt 77,206]

framber looking like ass, his head is done for tonight 

[Scraps 13,569]

1st to 20?

[rvm96 1,643]

I knew Stanton was going deep when they put on the bio that he's batting .122 this month

[Guadaloopy 10,987]

Yuck.   

[Sleepygrad 1,029]

well shit

[Wulaw Horn 19,133]

Quality start incoming from Framber. He goes 6 with 3 ER. 
nothing is fucked. 

[Scraps 13,569]

No way. He keeps getting behind everyone

[Guadaloopy 10,987]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Quality start incoming from Framber. He goes 6 with 3 ER. 
nothing is fucked. 

I’m with you.  He’ll lock it down.  

[UTexasFight 9,515]

I feel he has one of these innings every game.

get out of this now and settle in 

[Scraps 13,569]

This looks like Arizona game early....except Yankees have way more firepower to hurt us when he keeps walking people

[WBT 20,638]

It's still bizarre to me that with Seager, Correa, and Storey available last offseason that the Yankees are running Kiner-Falafel out there at SS.

[Scraps 13,569]

It's still bizarre to me that with Seager, Correa, and Storey available last offseason that the Yankees are running Kiner-Falafel out there at SS.

Do you even Volpe bruh???

[Guadaloopy 10,987]

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

It's still bizarre to me that with Seager, Correa, and Storey available last offseason that the Yankees are running Kiner-Falafel out there at SS.

Cough…Dubon… cough 

[WBT 20,638]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

It's still bizarre to me that with Seager, Correa, and Storey available last offseason that the Yankees are running Kiner-Falafel out there at SS.

Do you even Volpe bruh???

He's no Jeremy Peña

[WBT 20,638]

17 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

Booooooooooooooooo!  Booooooooooooooooooooooo!

[WBT 20,638]

almost a guido Bartman there

[TonyTexas 10,518]

4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Cough…Dubon… cough 

Don’t be dumb.  Dubon is our 3rd option not the everyday starter. 

[Scraps 13,569]

Lol ok maybe framber is back after that shit

[elfenix 34,330]

dumbass

[tx 3 putt 77,206]

let's get them home !!!!

[Scraps 13,569]

If Yordan hits the pitcher he will die

[Scraps 13,569]

Lmao Yordan beast mode

[tx 3 putt 77,206]

hahahahahahahaha

[WBT 20,638]

Hammerin' Yordan!

He has to be amused at RF in this place.

[Smax 3,800]

beast mode

[Guadaloopy 10,987]

We have a Yordan…

Edited June 23, 2022 by Guadaloopy