2022 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 76296]

[Guadaloopy 10917]

Throw.  Strikes.  

[D3zii 3641]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

That fills me with confidence

Why do we do this to ourselves?? 

[cabowabo 4452]

Fuck you ump. 

[Mo Horn 8807]

Are you fucking kidding me blue? 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Wtf blue?!

[Guadaloopy 10917]

Strike three, blue!!!!

[Guest]

Ump changing the game.

Pure bullshit.

[elfenix 34169]

Sparks: "this guy is flipping a coin"

[Mo Horn 8807]

He the 4 strikes that at bat

[tx 3 putt 76296]

That’s some bullshit

need a DP 

[UTexasFight 9375]

Keep throwing that pitch

Double play coming with Gallo

Edited June 25, 2022 by UTexasFight

[Guadaloopy 10917]

WTF, blue.  Such horseshit.  

[perfectchaos007 6596]

How much are the Yankees paying these umpire?

[Guadaloopy 10917]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

He the 4 strikes that at bat

Five based on this ump’s zone.  

[Mo Horn 8807]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Keep throwing that pitch

Double play coming 

Or a bases loaded walk, with this umpire

[mrhorn 1376]

This mother fucker here. Got damn those were 2 nasty pitches in the zone

[Guest]

Yankees are a great team.

Multiple batters have gotten 3 strikes and made it to first.

[cabowabo 4452]

Good lord. 

[Wulaw Horn 18968]

How do you fuck that call up as an umpire with the situation playing itself out on the scoreboard currently?

[WBT 20411]

Hit the weights, Joey

[Mo Horn 8807]

Thought that was the game

[MirrOlure 14617]

J
F
C

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

inning should be over and hello it's Judge at the plate

thank you Diaz, or is it dios? 

Edited June 25, 2022 by Make em eat Taco Bell

[Mo Horn 8807]

No he did not miss outside

[Guadaloopy 10917]

Good lord, blue.  This is criminal.  

[rvm96 1643]

Suck it ump

Edited June 25, 2022 by rvm96

[cabowabo 4452]

God damn…..

fuck you in the ass blue. 

[OB3 3608]

Way to get out of that

[runthebone 7931]

Good effort, ump.  Go fuck your face.

[Guadaloopy 10917]

Whew.  

[Guest]

gotdammit.

Fuck that inning.

Fuck New York.

Fuck Manfred.

Fuck erybody 'cept the H.

[Lat22 3994]

Fuck this ump. 

[MirrOlure 14617]

Hah! Motion DENIED, Judge

[mrhorn 1376]

Fuck yes!!!

Fuck you blue!!

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Way to get out of it there. Ump is trying his best to fuck us. Dusty needs to get on the top step every now and then and fucking let the ump know he sucks dick.

[elfenix 34169]

Another missed strike but it don't make a fuck

[Tylerocks 2551]

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Throw.  Strikes.  

He is.

 

This ump is dog shit

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Can we file a complaint against this ump after the game. He's worse than rec league umps

[Guest]

More accurate at calling pitches than this umpire.

[Mo Horn 8807]

If I'm Neris, I'm outta the game because I would have let the ump know exactly what I thought about his calls, and his family heritage, in the way to the dugout. 

Edited June 25, 2022 by Mo Horn

[Rimbo 25766]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Good effort, ump.  Go fuck your face.

 

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

gotdammit.

Fuck that inning.

Fuck New York.

Fuck Manfred.

Fuck erybody 'cept the H.

 

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

Fuck this ump. 

100%

Fuck everyone but us.

[Guadaloopy 10917]

Neris did not help himself out by coming out and missing spots to start with.  Opened the door for HPU fuckery.  

[Slacks 6791]

Every time Altuve homers in Yankee Stadium, I feel... Something.

[tx 3 putt 76296]

Pressley is getting loose, staneck too 

[clapclapclap 9000]

It's the corrupt slimeball Manfred.  At some point the consistency of these stats is no longer chance but intentional.  All year we've been the most screwed by the umps on their metrics.  Meanwhile the Yankees are 2nd in call favoritism.

https://umpscorecards.com/teams/

Last column, percent favored.  But it is brutal for us in the other categories, too.

Edited June 25, 2022 by clapclapclap

[tx 3 putt 76296]

One more would be ideal

[Wulaw Horn 18968]

If Presley comes out and walks the first guy in the B9 I think they need to have a code red on the mound with him. 
This isn’t me complaining that he sucks. He’s fine. But throw strikes out of the gate here dude. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

omg Pressly in the 9th? no no no 

[Wulaw Horn 18968]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

One more would be ideal

5 more would be more ideal.