2022 Houston Astros Thread

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

NYY no hit only twice since 1958 and Houston each time! Wow, wow wow.  When was the last time you personally witnessed a Stros no hitter?  I remember 1 or 2 from Nolan. 

This was damn special , savor it. 

 

Verlander threw one on my birthday 3 years ago but I was watching it at Pluckers

[tx 3 putt 76314]

 

[salonghorn 204]

Great job by all three Houston pitchers.  GO STROS!!!!!!

[tx 3 putt 76314]

But really, no hitters are always special but this is just another W out of the 162

[Mo Horn 8807]

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Not a legitimate no hitter obviously but that shit still really fucking sucked.

The current Major League Baseball definition, since 1991, of a no-hitter is "a game in which a pitcher, or pitchers, gives up no hits while pitching at least nine innings. A pitcher may give up a run or runs so long as he pitches nine innings or more and does not give up a hit."

Nathan Fillion gif

[cabowabo 4451]

3 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

NYY no hit only twice since 1958 and Houston each time! Wow, wow wow.  When was the last time you personally witnessed a Stros no hitter?  I remember 1 or 2 from Nolan. 

This was damn special , savor it. 

 

I was at Ryan’s 5th no hitter. Sept 26, 1981. 

Edited June 25, 2022 by cabowabo

[Wulaw Horn 18972]

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

What he was doing in AAA. He's not an everyday MLB player, but today who gives a fuck.

Based on what? He’s not super young but he’s young ish, played decent defense in CF last year and had a 750 OPS. That’s not only an MLB caliber player it’s a plus one at that. He’s got very little experience so who knows what his true level is. He had 4 good AB’s today. The K on the 2-2 pitch in his 3rd AB was an absurdly bad call by blue. But he laid off a nasty pitch earlier in the count that was good identification and control.  

Edited June 25, 2022 by Wulaw Horn

[tx 3 putt 76314]

I’m going to go get in line for Thursday’s game. Someone drop me off some tacos and an unsweet iced tea, lot of lemons 

 

thanks 

[UTexasFight 9376]

3 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

NYY no hit only twice since 1958 and Houston each time! Wow, wow wow.  When was the last time you personally witnessed a Stros no hitter?  I remember 1 or 2 from Nolan. 

This was damn special , savor it. 

 

I’ve missed seeing one by a game twice.

went to Astros /giants June 2012 a night before Cain threw his perfecto against us.

going to astros/yanks tomorrow

as close as I’ve been to seeing one 

[wood 11121]

Got damn. That was awesome.

[Helobious 9480]

So much for all that “they don’t hang banners in June” talk I guess.

[WBT 20415]

3 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Verlander threw one on my birthday 3 years ago but I was watching it at Pluckers

Before that was another combined in Aaron Sanchez's only? Astros start.  Chuckles got an inning in that one.

And before that was Fiers against the Dodgers, lulz

[UDontKnow 10439]

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

So much for all that “they don’t hang banners in June” talk I guess.

Could you possibly be a bigger sore loser?

[wood 11121]

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

So much for all that “they don’t hang banners in June” talk I guess.

Gosh, you're so right. What are we thinking, celebrating a 3-pitcher combined no-hitter against a team who's only been no-hit twice in the last 65 years?

Edited June 25, 2022 by wood

[wood 11121]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Could you possibly be a bigger sore gaping sandy vagina?

fixed.

[runthebone 7932]

The Yankees don't hang banners ever these days.

[tx ind 6997]

5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

So much for all that “they don’t hang banners in June” talk I guess.

[Scraps 13540]

A no hitter with Altuve hitting a homer.

Jesus i am so rock hard

Helobious come here and take these 3 inches bitch

[clapclapclap 9000]

8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

So much for all that “they don’t hang banners in June” talk I guess.

Looks like y'all started your All Star break in June, though.

[tx 3 putt 76314]

9 minutes ago, Helobious said:

So much for all that “they don’t hang banners in June” talk I guess.

they don’t but unruly children have to be spanked now and then 

[wood 11121]

Only the 18th combined no-hitter in MLB's long history. Baseball is so fucking amazing.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

2 minutes ago, wood said:

Only the 18th combined no-hitter in MLB's long history. Baseball is so fucking amazing.

Combined no-hitters will eventually be more common than solo no-hitters. Pitchers get yanked pretty quickly after 100 pitches these days because managers want to protect their starting rotations.

[Gut Wagon 8052]

2 minutes ago, wood said:

Only the 18th combined no-hitter in MLB's long history. Baseball is so fucking amazing.

Evidently that's just because we didn't get to play the Yankees very often. 

[DaysOff 7851]

So much for all that “they don’t hang banners in June” talk I guess.

Are you lost again?

[YChang 3430]

Damn it, Stros should be going for the sweep tomorow

[David Dennison 18652]

Pretty, pretty, pretty cool.

[Wulaw Horn 18972]

Go ahead and win 120 you fucking shit heads. The road to the WS still runs through Houston and has for the better part of the last decade. 

[elfenix 34171]

18 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Could you possibly be a bigger sore loser?

he coulda gone to aggy

[tx 3 putt 76314]

It’s always nice when your #6 starter pitches like a #4 !

[Pimphand 5594]

[64coldasfire 22]

NY fans yelling "Fuck Altuve" chants while he hits a homer is the best feeling in the world. 

[Rimbo 25773]

21 minutes ago, Helobious said:

So much for all that “they don’t hang banners in June” talk I guess.

They don't hang em in the Fall in New York anymore, either, do they?

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

No words.

Got to watch the no-hitter with the old man.

 

Just respect for the current team and the game of baseball.

 

Go Stros.

Edited June 25, 2022 by Shaggy3.0

[64coldasfire 22]

The last NL team to no-hit the Yankees: Astros

The last AL team to no-hit the Yankees: Astros

[wood 11121]

12 minutes ago, YChang said:

Damn it, Stros should be going for the sweep tomorow

I feel your pain, but 3 of 4 in Yankee Stadium would be pretty nice too ...

[TonyTexas 10481]

12 minutes ago, elfenix said:

he coulda gone to aggy

If he went to Texas at all, it was probably The University of Texas Rio Grande Valley 

[Dennis Taylor 18701]

33 minutes ago, Helobious said:

So much for all that “they don’t hang banners in June” talk I guess.

Yankees haven't hung shit in 12 years 

Edited June 25, 2022 by Dennis Taylor

[HtownHorn 14468]

14 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Go ahead and win 120 you fucking shit heads. The road to the WS still runs through Houston and has for the better part of the last decade. 

The only way that happens is they only have to play the Astros 7 times in the regular season. We had dueling no-hitters until something called Matijevic turned around a hundy into a double decker.

[Wulaw Horn 18972]

The Yankees could certainly beat us 4 out of 7. It’s baseball and they are very good. I’m certainly not cowering in fear over them. The only team that has me petrified is the Mets if DeGrom and Scherzer are both healthy. That’s a big ducking ask 4 out of 7. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19146]

So has everyone calmed down after Thursday's fiasco now?

[Fudge Nuggets 19146]

17 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Hopefully we get good Javier tomorrow, his #’s next to cole’s #’s 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

 

36mil v $700k

Pay this man his money.

[Guest]

54 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Not a legitimate no hitter obviously but that shit still really fucking sucked.

Looks at boxscore  for the Yankees in hits column...

 

[tx ind 6997]

9 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

So has everyone calmed down after Thursday's fiasco now?

[tx 3 putt 76314]

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED the first guy slapping javy on the back and hugging him ………

the horse, verlander !!!!!

[Pimphand 5594]

Damnit I just checked and Big Nick Turturro didn't release any mean tweets the past two games.  Angry Nick Turturro is the best Nick Turturro

[runthebone 7932]

Their names will forever be linked with Pete Munro and Kirk Saarloos.

[Helobious 9480]

 

[Pimphand 5594]

Has anyone seen my bitch?
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The Yankees

[Bregs 225]

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Not a legitimate no hitter obviously but that shit still really fucking sucked.

What the fuck are you talking about?  How are you this dumb?

[rvm96 1643]

8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

 

So now it's a legitimate no hitter to fit your narrative