2022 Houston Astros Thread

[wood 11131]

18 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Lulz. From the no hitter thread

 

[tx 3 putt 76351]

Blummer - that’s a strike when we’re at bat 

[Guadaloopy 10921]

Oh well.  Still got ‘em down.  Keep ‘em down.  

[Helobious 9480]

Stanton said take your no hitter & your shutout and shove them both up your ass at the same time. 

[UTexasFight 9379]

5 minutes ago, kevwun said:

This has to be one of the worst umpire crews.  Every game the home plate ump has been shit.

Well it’s the same one today as Friday because the starting HP ump got knocked out 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Guess that was finally enough humiliation of the home team. Now let's win this thing and move on. 

[Mo Horn 8807]

At least he didn't lose the no-hitter on a weak grounder that snuck through the infield

[UTexasFight 9379]

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Edited June 26, 2022 by UTexasFight

[UTexasFight 9379]

Double post 

Edited June 26, 2022 by UTexasFight

[Scraps 13542]

Kalas is retarded

[wood 11131]

Just now, Helobious said:

Stanton said take your no hitter & your shutout and shove them both up your ass at the same time. 

The tears are so sweet. 16 straight no-hit innings in Yankee Stadium. 

[tx 3 putt 76351]

Just now, wood said:

The tears are so sweet. 16 straight no-hit innings in Yankee Stadium. 

Im sure the Yankees were ice cold before this series ???

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

1 minute ago, wood said:

The tears are so sweet. 16 straight no-hit innings in Yankee Stadium. 

0-56 …

[tx 3 putt 76351]

6 more outs to go 

[Wulaw Horn 18980]

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Stanton said take your no hitter & your shutout and shove them both up your ass at the same time. 

How can you show your face in this thread? Your dipshit ass makes aggy seem smart. Seriously dude- your chihuahua ass is really running your mouth at the end of this no lube assfucking series right now?  Good fucking grief man. 

Edited June 26, 2022 by Wulaw Horn

[runthebone 7932]

Damn.  Well, it was a great run.

[HtownHorn 14485]

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Well it’s the same one today as Friday because the starting HP ump got knocked out 

He wasn't much better.

[Storm the Field 5271]

Let's get 2 more runs please.

[TonyTexas 10482]

5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Stanton said take your no hitter & your shutout and shove them both up your ass at the same time. 

It’s hilarious watching your expectations go from a sweep to getting a hit. 

[rvm96 1643]

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Stanton said take your no hitter & your shutout and shove them both up your ass at the same time. 

So much for not caring

[Mo Horn 8807]

5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Stanton said take your no hitter & your shutout and shove them both up your ass at the same time. 

Not sure it was a legitimate home run, or hit.

[WBT 20419]

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Kalas is retarded

But what did he do this time?

[WBT 20419]

So what's wrong with Uncle Mike?

[Gourmand 7774]

9 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Stanton said take your no hitter & your shutout and shove them both up your ass at the same time. 

 

[Scraps 13542]

So what's wrong with Uncle Mike?

[rvm96 1643]

I honestly forgot Bielak wasn't at triple A

[Wulaw Horn 18980]

Chaz Michael Michaels please pick up the courtesy phone. 

[runthebone 7932]

Did Chas actually leave yet?

[wood 11131]

For a little perspective on this pitching run, no MLB team has ever been no-hit for 2 full consecutive games. The closest to that was when the White Sox were no-hit on consecutive days, but with Game 1 of a doubleheader between the 2 no-hitters. Astros were fairly close to a an MLB first.

[WBT 20419]

Heh, squeezed him on the inside but gave him some on the outside.  I'll take it.

[Guadaloopy 10921]

Wow.  A strike three call going the Astros way.  Bout time. 

[HtownHorn 14485]

Lulz, at that strike call. That's the call the Yankee pitchers have gotten all series.

[WBT 20419]

There's that nasty slider he had working in the playoffs last year.

[UTexasFight 9379]

Just now, WBT said:

There's that nasty slider he had working in the playoffs last year.

21” horizontal break 

[WBT 20419]

furk

[D3zii 3642]

Smh 

[tx ind 6999]

ugh

[tx 3 putt 76351]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

[David Dennison 18655]

Good job, Phil.

[Smax 3800]

Fucking maton

[Guadaloopy 10921]

That’s not as much fun.  

[Macklemore 2870]

God damn it I’m bad luck

[rvm96 1643]

Phil you ruined my where's the Maton haters post

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Disappointing, but not shocking. Their offense is a ticking time bomb. We need ours to awaken pronto. 

[cabowabo 4452]

Terrible pitch.

[Honeysucklerose 957]

I hate Maton

[Mo Horn 8807]

You got 2 strikes and leave a pitch just hanging over the middle of the plate. Bad time for a very bad pitch

[Rip76 4914]

Loser.  Jeez.

[HtownHorn 14485]

That is why you can't let their shitty hitters get on base.

Edited June 26, 2022 by HtownHorn

[billfromlaketravis 11359]

Dusty’d. Why isn’t Stanek getting the 8th?