2022 Houston Astros Thread

[cabowabo 4452]

Put him on

[clapclapclap 9000]

Maton the Moron

[Helobious 9480]

28 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

How can you show your face in this thread? Your dipshit ass makes aggy seem smart. Seriously dude- your chihuahua ass is really running your mouth at the end of this no lube assfucking series right now?  Good fucking grief man. 

You spoke too soon. Tie game.

[Guadaloopy 10921]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Terrible pitch.

This.  Horrible location.  

[cabowabo 4452]

That is why you can't let their shitty hitters get on base.

The guy on first had a base hit.

[HtownHorn 14485]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Dusty’d. Why isn’t Stanek getting the 8th?

because he was saving him for the 9th. The real question is why wasn't Abreu in the 8th. Maton should never pitch in the 7th inning or later. His stuff just isn't good enough.

[Mo Horn 8807]

Pull his ass. He's nowhere closer

[cabowabo 4452]

Great job Maton. 

[David Dennison 18655]

Our bullpen really likes to fuck up quality starts.

[D3zii 3642]

FUCK MATON JUST WALK EVERYBODY SHIT 

[tx ind 6999]

Gonna be sweet when Altuve hits a HR in the 10th

[runthebone 7932]

Just get this fucking over with and let Yordan hit for Machete in the ninth.  Fuck, Maton.

[David Dennison 18655]

Please put up a number now.

Edited June 26, 2022 by David Dennison

[runthebone 7932]

Maybe just skip the Maton step next time. 

[TonyTexas 10482]

I always know that something bad is happening when a bunch of Cabowabo’s hidden posts start showing up. 

Edited June 26, 2022 by TonyTexas

[Guadaloopy 10921]

On Wednesday, we would have all been ecstatic to be playing for a series win in the 9th inning on Sunday. Don’t lose perspective.

[Wulaw Horn 18980]

13 minutes ago, Helobious said:

You spoke too soon. Tie game.

Yes this series has been a tour de force for you. Fuck off dude- nobody has any interest in your shit for brains ass in here. 
isn’t this still grounds for a ban? 

[cabowabo 4452]

Should just walk Yordan with Maldonado up next.

[cabowabo 4452]

Really wasted Yordan there knowing who was up next.

[CycleTex87 2953]

How bout walk Yordan and Altuve HR?

[WBT 20419]

I for one am shocked they're walking Yordan with 2 outs and Castro on deck.

If they were willing to use Yordan today, he should have hit for Uncle Mike to lead off the 8th and at least they would have pitched to him.

[David Dennison 18655]

Pathetic.

[Gut Wagon 8052]

We haven't exactly torn the cover off the ball late in these games. Need a hero...but first, one on the mound. 

[Guadaloopy 10921]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Pathetic.

You know that the other team has professional players who get a say in the outcome, right?

[WBT 20419]

Why pull Abreu?

[HtownHorn 14485]

I am shocked Castro made contact. I feel if Stanek walks the leadoff batter, the Yankees will be walking us off. 

 

Why are they showing Stanton's numbers against Stanek, he ain't batting in this inning.

[David Dennison 18655]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

You know that the other team has professional players who get a say in the outcome, right?

That's your take for blowing a 3-0 lead?

[Wulaw Horn 18980]

It was stupid when so many people were bitching about Presley. It’s perfectly appropriate for Maton to be a whipping boy. He’s basically always been shit for his entire career. He sucked dick last year for most of his time with us, was awesome for a month in the playoffs, and now blows again. 
he should be literally our lowest leverage reliever on the team. I’d rather Bielak than him (I actually like him)

[TonyTexas 10482]

I’m surprised they ph Yordan there. I think I would have preferred letting Meyers hit and then ph for Castro if he got on. If he didn’t, Meyers would be the ghost runner in the 10th then let Yordan leadoff for Castro or hit 3rd for JJ

Edited June 26, 2022 by TonyTexas

[Wulaw Horn 18980]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

I’m surprised they ph Yordan there. I think I would have preferred letting Meyers hit and then ph for Castro if he got on. If he didn’t, Meyers would be the ghost runner in the 10th then let Yordan leadoff for Castro or hit 3rd JJ

All of this. 

[WBT 20419]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

I’m surprised they ph Yordan there. I think I would have preferred letting Meyers hit and then ph for Castro if he got on. If he didn’t, Meyers would be the ghost runner in the 10th then let Yordan leadoff for Castro or hit 3rd JJ

Leads credence to the theory of Dusty not liking Meyers and Click having to take away other options to ensure he has to play him

[Lat22 3994]

I hate walks. 

[WBT 20419]

1.67 ERA for the starters in this series.  Great performance.

[Wulaw Horn 18980]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Leads credence to the theory of Dusty not liking Meyers and Click having to take away other options to ensure he has to play him

Yep. He likes Siri. I don’t understand any of it out there. 

[runthebone 7932]

22 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Just get this fucking over with and let Yordan hit for Machete in the ninth.  Fuck, Maton.

 

9 minutes ago, WBT said:

I for one am shocked they're walking Yordan with 2 outs and Castro on deck.

If they were willing to use Yordan today, he should have hit for Uncle Mike to lead off the 8th and at least they would have pitched to him.

 

4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I’m surprised they ph Yordan there. I think I would have preferred letting Meyers hit and then ph for Castro if he got on. If he didn’t, Meyers would be the ghost runner in the 10th then let Yordan leadoff for Castro or hit 3rd for JJ

Yeah, it was stupid.

[UTexasFight 9379]

Good game, Dusty 

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Good grief

[WBT 20419]

Yikes Castro.  I disagree with Kalas, I thought he had it stolen on Stanek but that doesn't excuse throwing it into RF.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Thats why you don't sub Maldonado for Castro

[Lat22 3994]

This is fixin to suck. 

[HtownHorn 14485]

Lulz at fucking Castro.

[Guadaloopy 10921]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Good game, Dusty 

Definitely a few head scratchers today.

[TonyTexas 10482]

I said it yesterday, Castro is worthless. Terrible hitter, mediocre catcher

[runthebone 7932]

They should DFA Castro, he's not a major league player any more.

[HtownHorn 14485]

Just now, TonyTexas said:

I said it yesterday, Castro is worthless. Terrible hitter, mediocre catcher

Nah abysmal hitter, abysmal catcher.

[UTexasFight 9379]

I’ll take it!

that sucks though 

[cabowabo 4452]

Lol. Fuck the Yankees. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Damn, I'm in a bind, my feed's way behind

Edited June 26, 2022 by clapclapclap
looking for 2 outs to steal

[D3zii 3642]

It sucks because this could have easily been a sweep!!! Instead we pissed down our leg 

 

but I guess they could say the same smh ahh well 

[Lat22 3994]

Have you ever?