2022 Houston Astros Thread

[tx ind 6999]

fuuuuuuck

[David Dennison 18655]

That is fucking terrible.

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Dang it Tuck

[D3zii 3642]

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Fuckin A

[tx 3 putt 76351]

Fuck 

[Guadaloopy 10921]

Oof, Tuck.   That was rough.

[Honeysucklerose 957]

We need old Yuli

[HtownHorn 14485]

Poorest fucking situational hitting team I have ever seen.

[cabowabo 4452]

Obligatory “we don’t deserve to win this game.”

Edited June 26, 2022 by cabowabo

[Honeysucklerose 957]

We deserve to lose this game

[D3zii 3642]

Wow we really left bases loaded at the top of the line-up

[Limp Brisket 546]

Damn it

[tx 3 putt 76351]

Fuck me 

[Chuckie Finster 22599]

Let’s see if Dusty has learned that you have to walk the first batter here.

[D3zii 3642]

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

We deserve to lose this game

I really hate to agree but we practically have it to em 

[Guadaloopy 10921]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Obligatory “we don’t deserve to win the game.”

Can’t really argue with that after failing to execute.

[UTexasFight 9379]

martinez

[Tommy Nobis 905]

That’s a pretty pathetic inning not to score a run with all that traffic on the bases.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

Looks like the Astros may succeed in turning a 4 game sweep into a split.  Bullpen antics look familiar ..

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

still don't understand bringing a 0.100 pinch hitter.  

I no longer feel bad if this is Dusty's farewell year. 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Feels like a playoff game. Unfortunately, we have maybe half the offense we usually do in the playoffs. 

[cabowabo 4452]

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Let’s see if Dusty has learned that you have to walk the first batter here.

Dusty Baker is a fucking idiot. Wasted Yordan knowing they would not pitch to him. Doesn’t lay down a bunt when called for.  And he won’t walk anyone to set up a DP. 

[HtownHorn 14485]

2 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

still don't understand bringing a 0.100 pinch hitter.  

I no longer feel bad if this is Dusty's farewell year. 

Brantley got hurt earlier in the game. Dusty thought the 3-0 lead would hold, and wanted Alvarez to have the day off. This is why Dusty hasn't won a WS title. He's a horrible in-game manager.

Edited June 26, 2022 by HtownHorn

[Guadaloopy 10921]

Yeah… you don’t walk IKF.

[cabowabo 4452]

Dusty is awake.  Yay. 

[Lat22 3994]

Great execution. Tip,of the cap. 

[Mo Horn 8807]

This isn't going to end well

[Honeysucklerose 957]

I would walk DJ and load them

[HtownHorn 14485]

You might as well play 5 infielders.

[clapclapclap 9000]

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

I would walk DJ and load them

I would strike him out.

[HtownHorn 14485]

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

I would walk DJ and load them

Nah, but you walk Judge if it gets to him.

[David Dennison 18655]

Two of the worst losses of the season.

[UTexasFight 9379]

Lol

 

[rvm96 1643]

Nice hit Judge

[Mo Horn 8807]

Fuck, hate to be right there

[tx 3 putt 76351]

Derp

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

Somebody wake up Dusty … time to catch a flight.

[Guadaloopy 10921]

Ugh.  Split doesn’t feel very good, but we’ll take it.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Lets beat them in Houston later this month

[Scraps 13542]

Thanks Maton

[Lat22 3994]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Nah, but you walk Judge if it gets to him.

Not if you’re Dusty Baker. 

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Gave them two easy wins. Fuck

[David Dennison 18655]

I never thought a split in the Bronx would feel so depressing.

[wood 11131]

Why pitch to him? Makes no sense.

[TonyTexas 10482]

Dusty had a very bad game

[runthebone 7932]

The losses were shitty, but we need to fucking replace Maton at the deadline.  Castro can fuck off, too.  Having a 3-hitter dead zone isn't going to work in the playoffs.

[WBT 20419]

Annoying to only split.  If we wanted to win today though we probably should have started the best hitter on the planet.

Edited June 26, 2022 by WBT

[Helobious 9480]

 The Judge has ruled. Fuck you all.

[HtownHorn 14485]

Just now, Lat22 said:

Not if you’re Dusty Baker. 

Let Judge beat him twice. He's a fucking idiot. I will enjoy winning another pennant, but we ain't winning a WS with Baker managing.