2022 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 77461]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

I'd like to point out that despite not being the closer, Montero just faced Judge, Rizzo, Stanton, and Donaldson and only gave up a bullshit little blooper.  It makes you think.

Now get some insurance!

next man up !!!

[UTexasFight 9538]

1 minute ago, slorch said:

I'm no MLB manager, but why'd the pinch run with 2 outs there?

Is Stanton crippled?

Hoping for a gapper knowingly that’s their best chance to get another run with the bottom of the order due in the 9th?

[UTexasFight 9538]

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Joey is 0 for his last 25 with 14 Ks

I’ll be honest. I kinda don’t want to see him come up in the 9th (or for that matter, his spot in the order)

[tx 3 putt 77461]

4 minutes ago, slorch said:

I'm no MLB manager, but why'd they pinch run with 2 outs there?

Is Stanton crippled?

he’s slow and two out rally 

Edited July 1, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[UTexasFight 9538]

Give Pressly the same spot 

[tx 3 putt 77461]

How close were those two balls ?

[Scraps 13582]

Cool to see they allow Gleyber to use an illegal bat

[Guest]

Just now, Scraps said:

Cool to see they allow Gleyber to use an illegal bat

goes with the tats of tears coming out of his ear...

[Guest]

Yankee dugout barking at HPU?

 

"Hey Blue, what happened to our favorable calls?  You're fucking us by calling it straight."

[Guadaloopy 11014]

Astros.  Win. 

[WBT 20670]

Great job bullpen!

7-2 vs NY seems pretty good.

[Guest]

Hell yeah!!!

 

Go Astros!!!

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

I’ve just endured the MLB equivalent of Lowell Galindo.  

[TonyTexas 10531]

SWEEP!!!

 

[cabowabo 4514]

Fuck the Yankees.  And fuck the shithole that is New York. 

[elfenix 34334]

Astros win!

[Scraps 13582]

Damn these dudes just lost to half a minor league team lmao

[tx ind 7013]

@Helobious

 

[runthebone 8047]

Good job, good win.  Especially considering the lineup.

[UTexasFight 9538]

9 games.

didn’t trail at any point with a batter at the plate 

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Sugarland Space Cowboys >>> Yankees

[Gut Wagon 8087]

Thanks for stopping by, Bombers. 

[tx 3 putt 77461]

Solid W

[Scraps 13582]

9 games.
didn’t trail at any point with a batter at the plate 

10

[clapclapclap 9000]

Long, quiet ride back to Harlingen.

[WBT 20670]

[Wulaw Horn 19153]

5 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I say we win. 

Ahem. 

[HtownHorn 14786]

I guess the team has a switch. Yankees are fucked if they don't get any bats at the deadline. Their lineup is Judge, Rizzo, and Stanton. Stanton is just as likely to be hurt when October rolls around.

[rvm96 1643]

Sup Ryan Pressly haters

 

 

[OB3 3629]

Nice W Stros!

Any “fuck you Aaron” chants? Asking for @Helobious

[WBT 20670]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

I guess the team has a switch. Yankees are fucked if they don't get any bats at the deadline. Their lineup is Judge, Rizzo, and Stanton. Stanton is just as likely to be hurt when October rolls around.

And Judge is just as likely to strike out 40% of the time in any given playoff series.

[Gourmand 7774]

 

[HtownHorn 14786]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

9 games.
didn’t trail at any point with a batter at the plate 

10

[Player 4576]

Suck it helobious

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

should've been 9-0 except for 2 fluky losses.   NYY lineup doesn't impress me that much and their pitching isn't as good as Houston's.  Still a long way to go. 

[UTexasFight 9538]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

And Judge is just as likely to strike out 40% of the time in any given playoff series.

That’s a bit generous 

[UTexasFight 9538]

Keep clawing back ~2 games a month. Split the clunky DH after the ASG.
Own the tiebreaker for the 1 seed.

[txduck87 995]

God I love this team. Yankees know we absolutely own their ass .


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[Guadaloopy 11014]

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Keep clawing back ~2 games a month. Split the clunky DH after the ASG.
Own the tiebreaker for the 1 seed.

[Gut Wagon 8087]

Notice has been served.

 

[Gourmand 7774]

The upcoming schedule heading into the ASB is a great chance to chip away at the Yankees league-best record.

Sixteen games against LAA, KC, and OAK

Edited July 1, 2022 by Gourmand

[tx 3 putt 77461]

24 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I guess the team has a switch. Yankees are fucked if they don't get any bats at the deadline. Their lineup is Judge, Rizzo, and Stanton. Stanton is just as likely to be hurt when October rolls around.

it is tense when those 3 are at the plate

 

 

[tx 3 putt 77461]

1 or 2 seed, I don’t care 

[UTexasFight 9538]

How we feeling about 5:10 starts.

Kinda awesome.  At least when we win.

 

able to still do stuff in the daylight with the family. Of course, had we lost, I’d be kicking the dog and miserable to be around for the next 3 hours until bedtime 

[tx 3 putt 77461]

7 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

No word on IL stints yet

3 hit line up, maybe 

[Helobious 9466]

Can’t wait for ump scorecard to come out, zero chance it was anything less than +1.2 runs for Houston. Ump had it out for us tonight big time. Oh well. Lineups were a wash, you had minor leaguers and we had Gallo, who doesn’t belong in any form of professional baseball and is probably worth -5 runs a game by himself somehow. The entire fanbase hates him so fucking much.

Whatever. Fuck houston.  

[tx 3 putt 77461]

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Can’t wait for ump scorecard to come out, zero chance it was anything less than +1.2 runs for Houston. Ump had it out for us tonight big time. Oh well. Lineups were a wash, you had minor leaguers and we had Gallo, who doesn’t belong in any form of professional baseball and is probably worth -5 runs a game by himself somehow. The entire fanbase hates him so fucking much.

Whatever. Fuck houston.  

[Hank Chinaski 6321]

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Can’t wait for ump scorecard to come out, zero chance it was anything less than +1.2 runs for Houston. Ump had it out for us tonight big time. Oh well. Lineups were a wash, you had minor leaguers and we had Gallo, who doesn’t belong in any form of professional baseball and is probably worth -5 runs a game by himself somehow. The entire fanbase hates him so fucking much.

Whatever. Fuck houston.  

[Scraps 13582]

Can’t wait for ump scorecard to come out, zero chance it was anything less than +1.2 runs for Houston. Ump had it out for us tonight big time. Oh well. Lineups were a wash, you had minor leaguers and we had Gallo, who doesn’t belong in any form of professional baseball and is probably worth -5 runs a game by himself somehow. The entire fanbase hates him so fucking much.

Whatever. Fuck houston.  

.

[Guadaloopy 11014]

17 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Can’t wait for ump scorecard to come out, zero chance it was anything less than +1.2 runs for Houston. Ump had it out for us tonight big time. Oh well. Lineups were a wash, you had minor leaguers and we had Gallo, who doesn’t belong in any form of professional baseball and is probably worth -5 runs a game by himself somehow. The entire fanbase hates him so fucking much.

Whatever. Fuck houston.