2022 Houston Astros Thread

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That looked a hair high 

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12 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Can't wait for Katie Nolan insight!

*tits

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That was deep !

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Well that was crushed

[kevwun 15922]

That was a Yordanesque bomb.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Apple TV broadcasts need to DIAF. These announcers suck dick.

[Guadaloopy 11014]

That was squared up.  Not too worried about Shohei or Trout solos shots, though.  

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7 hours ago, Gourmand said:

 

Nice jinx

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1 minute ago, kevwun said:

That was a Yordanesque bomb.

yeah man. He didn’t hang that slider 

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Why does the angels pitcher have wet hair ?

[Guadaloopy 11014]

 Nice start when your teammates spot you a lead, Lorenzen.  

[clapclapclap 9000]

So this is the chick that yells, "Slime!" on the Nickelodeon Super Bowl broadcast?

[Scraps 13581]

I heard you but you play for the Astros....i mean too late

[clapclapclap 9000]

Looks as slippery as when Al Davis would water down the Oakland-Alameda Mausoleum.

 

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[Guadaloopy 11014]

[Scraps 13581]

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[UTexasFight 9529]

He’s

Heating

Up

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The Yuli!

[wood 11268]

Yuli, baby. Starting to heat up...

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He hit that one to Meyersland Plaza.

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Rake farm!  

1.5 inning of losing was enough.

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Rake Meyers !!!!!

[Guadaloopy 11014]

Rake!

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Chas !!!

[Scraps 13581]

Keep punking this dude

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1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Keep punking this dude

he’s a chump 

[wood 11268]

The whole debate over whether or not a combined no-hitter is a 'true' no-hitter is just idiotic. You didn't get any hits? Then it's a no-hitter. Sit down like you've done 27 times in the game, and stfu.

Not surprising that Helobious comes down on the side of the dumbasses saying it's not legit.

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Don't give me this ole bullshit!

[Guest]

I'm such a hick.

I just saw the Oris Holstein commercial.   Imagine my surprise when no teats or udders were involved...

FWIW, it's fucked up when they superimpose ads on the H in Centerfield.

 

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productive out

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Great hit JJ !!!

[Scraps 13581]

I think I am gonna get the Creed Higher lyrics tatted on my arm like this dude

*not sure what he has tatted there but in my head thats what it is

[Scraps 13581]

Dp

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Rake Meyers !!!!!!

[Scraps 13581]

Angels seem like they suck

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Have a night, Meyers.  3 RBI already.

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Chas !!!!’

[Scraps 13581]

Lmao what an ass raping

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Chazzy Fizz! 

Falling behind pissed everyone off.

[Macklemore 2876]

Oh hell yes! What a night!

[elfenix 34333]

[Macklemore 2876]

One of the best weeks in Astros history.

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Just now, Scraps said:

Lmao what an ass raping

"Both cheeks!" - Hunter Pence

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5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I think I am gonna get the Creed Higher lyrics tatted on my arm like this dude

*not sure what he has tatted there but in my head thats what it is

Come on, let's go there!  Let's ask can we stay!

[UTexasFight 9529]

52 minutes ago, WBT said:

Nice jinx

Dammit Javier. Walk Ohtani next time in the first 

[Guest]

Damn Chas...

[Scraps 13581]

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[Gut Wagon 8087]

"Let's break away for a few minutes for a special report on what Shohei Ohtani had for lunch today and his fascinating thoughts on America's celebration of independence." 

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This team could be heating up