2022 Houston Astros Thread

[WBT 20397]

Probably done at 99 pitches...wow, what a performance in back to back games.  I think Javier wants them to quit sending him to the bullpen.

[UTexasFight 9369]

So what do we have here?

Last 2 Javier starts:

14 IP, 1 hit, 27 Ks?

 

[WBT 20397]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

So what do we have here?

Last 2 Javier starts:

14 IP, 1 hit, 27 Ks?

 

7 IP 0 H 0 R 0 ER 1 BB 13 K followed by

7 IP 1 H 1 R 1 ER 0 BB 14 K

[UTexasFight 9369]

Yankees comments at Astros being  #1 in the next mlb power rankings gonna be funny 

[DeadArmadillo 907]

Why?
You don’t have Internet or an email address?

Was driving some short distances. My dad had some major dental work at 85 and I needed to hang out with him a little. Wasn’t paying much attention between leaving their place and driving around. Figured not much would happen in that 15 minutes or so. I pretty much missed the whole game

[tx 3 putt 76158]

Perfect night for Enoli 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

I never dreamed that Javier could beast at anything near this level. Who knows how long it lasts, but at the moment it really is remarkable. These aren't bums he's been mowing down. 

[Scraps 13531]

So what do we have here?
Last 2 Javier starts:
14 IP, 1 hit, 27 Ks?
 

I mean i know the last two are on another level but if you add in the one before his is at 19IP 3 hits 32 Ks

[UTexasFight 9369]

Is he still falling behind hitters?

 

Imagine how good he’ll be once he stops doing that.

[HtownHorn 14446]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Perfect night for Enoli 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

3 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

I never dreamed that Javier could beast at anything near this level. Who knows how long it lasts, but at the moment it really is remarkable. These aren't bums he's been mowing down. 

i did, he’s shown great stuff from early on. I thought he had #1 or 2 potential 

[WBT 20397]

Meyers should have had that but probably pulled up to avoid giving Peña CTE

[clapclapclap 9000]

Send him back to AAA

[WBT 20397]

tailor-made 6-5-3 double play

[UTexasFight 9369]

22 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Here is something that is fun

Starting rotation the last time through (3 vs yanks, 2 vs Mets): 35.1 IP, 2 ER… 0.51 ERA

For the entire 9 game stretch, 59.1 IP by the starters. 10 ERs. 1.52 ERA. 7 quality starts. (

 

Starting rotation since the No-hitter  (3 vs yanks, 2 vs Mets, 1 vs Angels): 42.1 IP (so averaging 7 IP per start) 3 ER… 0.64 ERA

L10:, 66.1 IP by the starters. 11 ERs. 1.49 ERA. 8 quality starts.

Edited July 2, 2022 by UTexasFight

[runthebone 7929]

An Enoli game!

[Scraps 13531]

Korey Lee woooooo

[Scraps 13531]

This ump has bitched at Chas two ABs in a row now...."stay in the box"

Fuck off old man

[runthebone 7929]

The Paredes-Lee battery Astros fans have dreamed of

 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

Just now, runthebone said:

The Paredes-Lee battery Astros fans have dreamed of

 

The Astro Victory Cigar !

[WBT 20397]

Lulz, thought he had it

Edited July 2, 2022 by WBT

[Scraps 13531]

Nice cut rook

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Lee has a good-looking swing.  

[Scraps 13531]

Altuve 15 homers 26 rbi line is impressive lol

[WBT 20397]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Altuve 15 homers 26 rbi line is impressive lol

Wasting his power in the leadoff spot

[Scraps 13531]

Wasting his power in the leadoff spot

My thought was more....

Jesus fucking christ our 8 and 9 hitters suck massive donkey cock

[rvm96 1643]

There is one positive of Apple TV games, Heidi Watney 

 

 

[Scraps 13531]

Lauren Gardner better but she is pregame show womp womp

#Firecrotch

[tx 3 putt 76158]

Y’all keep talking shit about enoli !!!

[Scraps 13531]

KOREY LEE CALLING K'S Bitches

[Scraps 13531]

Dude throw the ball down the middle

[tx 3 putt 76158]

See the ball, be the ball !

[tx 3 putt 76158]

2 hitter coming off that 9 game stretch is damn impressive 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Perfect ending. Team is a machine right now. 

[YChang 3430]

Man, I love how this org has developed its pitching staff. 

[UTexasFight 9369]

That stat at the end of the broadcast is nice:

Guys who have 2 consecutive starts allowing no more than 1 hit and 25+ K’s:
Scherzer
Javier 

[rvm96 1643]

12 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Lauren Gardner better but she is pregame show womp womp

#Firecrotch

I won't argue it

[tx 3 putt 76158]

[Guadaloopy 10903]

The Astros are historically a great pitching team, but I’m not sure the franchise has ever seen a stretch quite like this.  We are privileged to witness it. 

[Guadaloopy 10903]

16 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Lauren Gardner better but she is pregame show womp womp

#Firecrotch

I was always a fan of Mrs. Keuchel on QP.  The Watney/Nash tandem was strong.  

[Scraps 13531]

Oh Nash can get it too

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

7 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

MLB app audio for me is always ahead of video streaming.

pause the app as soon as you hear a pitch pop in the catcher’s mitt.

unpause the app as soon as you see it pop in the mitt on the tv 

I started doing this a couple of years ago.  Game changer to be able to listen to our radio guys and watch the game "live" off some pirate web site.

[Scraps 13531]

[TonyTexas 10478]

35 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

10 minutes ago, Scraps said:

 

Two peas in a pod 

[Scraps 13531]

Two peas in a pod 

Says the dildo who posted the ump scorecard after i did. Your complaining about everyone is old bro....and you are like a wannabe spystud. Not sure why you are even here since everything pisses you off so much....but keep doing you.

[Scraps 13531]

I was actually hoping 3putt was calling you a pussy earlier today, but alas he wasn't

[Scraps 13531]

So now go ahead and post something....then edit/delete it....then edit/delete it again...cause you are the king of that shit too even though I guess you think people don't see you are the delete king. Like some twitter pussy bitch who doesn't think their shit gets seen.


Notice I don't talk shit to you for all your dumbassery when you poke the bear with some of your bullshit (which you have done before but I blow it off to not cause drama here but fuck it...fuck you)

[Scraps 13531]

I don't think anyone has posted this but Tony will freak out and let us know if someone did but i will take my chances:

[Scraps 13531]

Also Yordan should hopefully be back tomorrow

[tx 3 putt 76158]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Also Yordan should hopefully be back tomorrow