2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Wow. Fair to say Trout isn't really feeling it? 

[tx ind 6996]

3 strikeouts on Trout, Urquidy is dealing!

[kevwun 15595]

6 strikeouts in a row for Trout.

[tx ind 6996]

Fucking Urquidy...6 innings, 2 hits and a run, not our standard

[WBT 20397]

Ho hum, just another 6 inning 1 run start

[tx 3 putt 76158]

yall keep talking shit about maldy !!!!!

[tx ind 6996]

Machete!!!! 

[UTPhil2006 3790]

Maldy said fuck yalls slander 

[elfenix 34168]

Machete!

[UTexasFight 9369]

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

Bunt more

 

lol

X2

 

 

the shock and surprise by the family as we are driving and listening right now is hilarious .

 

“Do they make him run the bases!”

Edited July 2, 2022 by UTexasFight

[tx ind 6996]

Boooooom!

[tx 3 putt 76158]

dropping  bombs !!!!!

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

This is funny. 

[billfromlaketravis 11352]

Madly shit talking fuels him.

[Scraps 13531]

Altuve bomb

[perfectchaos007 6593]

Maldy in early lead for AL catcher of the month

[elfenix 34168]

Tube bombs!

[rvm96 1643]

4 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

machete should be bunting every single time he comes up.  even if there are no runners on base or there are 2 out.  just for practice.

Lol

[clapclapclap 9000]

Bring on the Dodgers.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

21 minutes ago, kevwun said:

6 strikeouts in a row for Trout.

I guess Astros P’s aren’t tipping THEIR pitches …

[henrygandorf 29174]

2 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Lol

i said what i said. 

[perfectchaos007 6593]

I hope the concussion didn't have any effects on Yordan's confidence at the plate

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i said what i said. 

What a day to say it!  Greatest reverse jinx ever. 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Wantz: "Kid, let me tell you about that time I struck out Yordan Alvarez and Alex Bregman back to back." 

Kid: "Yeah? Well, I heard you also got taken yard by some midget and Maldonado." 

 

 

Edited July 2, 2022 by Gut Wagon

[WBT 20397]

15 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Tube bombs!

killing his rbi:hr ratio /surly

[tx ind 6996]

Ted!!!!

[WBT 20397]

Ted!

[perfectchaos007 6593]

King Tuck!

[elfenix 34168]

Big T!

[Mez2 4020]

Tucker nuts

 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

Lee needs to finish out this game behind the plate 

[Scraps 13531]

CongerBot

[WBT 20397]

name that astro:

[WBT 20397]

Chazzy Fizz going oppo again!

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Halos are simply not competitive. And I'm fine with that. 

[WBT 20397]

ph-ing for the guy with two homers today.  No pressure kid.

[tx 3 putt 76158]

go lee go 

[WBT 20397]

We're doing Trout like he's Joey Gallo or something

[UTexasFight 9369]

Trout can’t see shit at this ballpark 

[Scraps 13531]

This trout guy sucks

[Dennis Taylor 18679]

54 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Wow. Fair to say Trout isn't really feeling it? 

I think so. 

[elfenix 34168]

[Jshep34 2303]

OVER-RATED !!!!!!

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[WBT 20397]

Enoli is starting to look like a closer!

[elfenix 34168]

Astros win!

[Guest]

Go Astros!!!

 

LFG!!!

 

[elfenix 34168]

Weren't these guys the contrarian's pick to win this division?

[WBT 20397]

2nd team to 50 wins

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

Weren't these guys the contrarian's pick to win this division?

A lot of fucking contrarians. I made a big point of mocking the baseball intelligencia but we were only picked to win the division by something like 45% of the limp dick motherfuckers who do this for a living. It was us at 45/ them at 30 or so and Seattle at 25 or so. 
I want to say that of the 30 mongloids that work for ESPN and 20 at the Atlantic that we were picked to win the World Series by like 1 person and make it there by 3 people total. So so so stupid. 

[dr99 551]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

A lot of fucking contrarians. I made a big point of mocking the baseball intelligencia but we were only picked to win the division by something like 45% of the limp dick motherfuckers who do this for a living. It was us at 45/ them at 30 or so and Seattle at 25 or so. 
I want to say that of the 30 mongloids that work for ESPN and 20 at the Atlantic that we were picked to win the World Series by like 1 person and make it there by 3 people total. So so so stupid. 

They were trying to will the Astros not winning the division into existence