2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13531]

We in dis hoe

[Guest]

How deep is the pool?

[Mez2 4020]

"first ones here....first ones here." 

Edited April 12, 2022 by Mez2

[Guadaloopy 10903]

9 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean, did we? It's a dad gum west coast game (or is this when AZ is only an hour behind us?) so it's like we still are being punished. 

During daylight saving time (which is all of baseball season), AZ is same as CA.

[Guadaloopy 10903]

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

"first ones here....first ones here." 

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

During daylight saving time (which is all of baseball season), AZ is same as CA.

thanks.  Guess it's basketball time that we get the 8:00 start instead of the 9:00 usually.  Stupid Az, trying to be different.  Thanks a lot.  I'm looking at you too Indiana (I think).

[Scraps 13531]

How deep is the pool?

4'6

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

33 minutes ago, Scraps said:

We in dis hoe

Aren't we 8.5 hours from first pitch?

[Scraps 13531]

Aren't we 8.5 hours from first pitch?

I don't fuck around

[Murfdogg21 4412]

13 minutes ago, Scraps said:

14 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Aren't we 8.5 hours from first pitch?

I don't fuck around

If you did, you’d be pregaming on the ASU campus. 

[kevwun 15595]

How did you get in the stadium already?  They don't open Minute Made that early on game days.

Edited April 12, 2022 by kevwun

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

Good grief, were you really that worried about finding a good parking spot?

[Scraps 13531]

How did you get in the stadium already?  They don't open Minute Made that early on game days.

I am really Brian McTaggart

[Guadaloopy 10903]

24 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

If you did, you’d be pregaming on the ASU campus. 

Ah… memories.  This is the setting for my story in the “worst place you have taken a shit” thread.  

[Scraps 13531]

I think roof will be open both games

[ChickenSandwich 9797]

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Good grief, were you really that worried about finding a good parking spot?

[Scraps 13531]

Steven Souza....although a nobody....was last person to speak up last night....way more tweets about other teams cheating etc but i like this one cause Altuve is getting so fucked out of this whole deal

[kevwun 15595]

If he played for the Yankees, he would get Jeter levels of adoration from the national media.

[Scraps 13531]

Yordan todays casualty

[Gourmand 7774]

23 minutes ago, kevwun said:

If he played for the Yankees, he would get Jeter levels of adoration from the national media.

Yep, I've said this to the "bangbang" idiots at work for years. Shit, even going back before the "Odor is better than Altuve" days of TOS. There's no question whatsoever that if Altuve were a Yankee thus far and had won multiple All Star honors and an MVP and batting titles, he would be more adulated than Jeter was for the same reason they all mock and doubt him now--his small stature. They would think he's the greatest Yankee since Babe Ruth.

[Smax 3799]

 

[TonyTexas 10478]

At least Tucker is moving up

Edited April 12, 2022 by TonyTexas

[Gourmand 7774]

19 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Yordan todays casualty

 

surly Stros thread when everyone sees the lineup

 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

43 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

surly Stros thread when everyone sees the lineup

 

I’m cool with it 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

If he played for the Yankees, he would get Jeter levels of adoration from the national media.

I know it wasn't malicious, and I don't disagree with your contention, but damn...

[TonyTexas 10478]

 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

They didn’t spend time around the Astros, but it seems like a lot of people woke up sick today 

[Scraps 13531]

I flew all the way out here to see Yordan hit a homer into the pool and he isn't even going to play

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

Everyone in my family exempt me has been sick the last 2 weeks. Including mom and dad who live on property with us. Heard other people say the same. It’s going around where I am I guess. 

[The Dog 43771]

 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

Verlander has the flu too 

[huge 3788]

My first grader was out today. As were 8 others in his 21 kid class.

#vomitorium

[TonyTexas 10478]

@Wulaw Horn needs to step up his game

 

[Scraps 13531]

Sec 406 holla

[HtownHorn 14446]

8 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

@Wulaw Horn needs to step up his game

 

These are probably in the 400 sections, but no one should be able to buy 5K tickets for a single game.

[Scraps 13531]

We back in dis hoe

[Scraps 13531]

I think Pettis is teaching Goodrum RF

[Scraps 13531]

At least i think that is Goodrum

[tx 3 putt 76158]

8 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I think Pettis is teaching Goodrum RF

He’s a great OF coach 

[Scraps 13531]

I just wouldn't be shocked if he started in RF tomorrow with Yordan sick, Brantley old lol, day game

[Scraps 13531]

Im drunk and love Astros baseball

[huge 3788]

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Im drunk and love Astros baseball

this is the trust tree

[WBT 20397]

Green light.  Altuve looks like he's feeling froggy early.

[WBT 20397]

Damnit, that was smoked but right at him.  109 mph.

[tx 3 putt 76158]

Siri !!!

[Sleepygrad 1029]

great catch damn

[OB3 3608]

Peña has such raw power

[billfromlaketravis 11352]

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Siri !!!

Meyers could make that catch, but he would break his face in the process. 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

uncle mike !!!!

[elfenix 34167]

don't sleep on uncle mike!