2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Wulaw Horn 19149]

Bobby Witt Jr., is putting on a fucking full on prospect show this game so far. Good piece of hitting the other way to get the single and score the run, just an absolute bomb, and then that defensive play was pretty special. Throwing from behind the bag, flat footer, to get Bregman was pretty great play. I think it surprised Alex that the ball beat him to the bag. 
Also, it was almost impossibly unlucky to only get 1 run there in the 4th. My goodness buzzard luck. 
finally, when did the windmill become a pussy not sending Diaz with 2 outs? 

[elfenix 34332]

Peña power!

[clapclapclap 9000]

Joy and Pena

[elfenix 34332]

Y'all keep talking about bregman

[OB3 3629]

Breg!!

[tx 3 putt 77394]

Bregman heating up !!

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Here’s the Greinke we all hated lol

[Wulaw Horn 19149]

6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Bobby Witt Jr., is putting on a fucking full on prospect show this game so far. Good piece of hitting the other way to get the single and score the run, just an absolute bomb, and then that defensive play was pretty special. Throwing from behind the bag, flat footer, to get Bregman was pretty great play. I think it surprised Alex that the ball beat him to the bag. 
Also, it was almost impossibly unlucky to only get 1 run there in the 4th. My goodness buzzard luck. 
finally, when did the windmill become a pussy not sending Diaz with 2 outs? 

And that damn tag was pretty nice too. I’m impressed. 
 

[WBT 20662]

Bregs!

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

I love Zach, but getting rocked the third time through the lineup is who he’s been for several years. 

[Wulaw Horn 19149]

Bregs back to eeking over wall scrapers and balls just out of fielders reach today. 
earlier in the year he’s 1-3 today with a double off the top of the wall.

loving it. 

Edited July 6, 2022 by Wulaw Horn

[runthebone 8036]

Sorry, Zack

[rvm96 1643]

9 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Bobby Witt Jr., is putting on a fucking full on prospect show this game so far. Good piece of hitting the other way to get the single and score the run, just an absolute bomb, and then that defensive play was pretty special. Throwing from behind the bag, flat footer, to get Bregman was pretty great play. I think it surprised Alex that the ball beat him to the bag. 
Also, it was almost impossibly unlucky to only get 1 run there in the 4th. My goodness buzzard luck. 
finally, when did the windmill become a pussy not sending Diaz with 2 outs? 

Diaz was getting gunned down there 90% or pulling a hamstring trying to score

[Scraps 13570]

This pleases me

[TonyTexas 10525]

The Astros hitting approach against Zach is to keep his pitch count low so he can remain in the game. 

[Wulaw Horn 19149]

Just now, rvm96 said:

Diaz was getting gunned down there 90% or pulling a hamstring trying to score

90%?  Never tell me the odds. 
Once upon a time windmill wouldn’t have blinked at having a guy thrown out by 20 feet with 2 outs and Maldy due up. 
I liked that windmill the best. 

[tx 3 putt 77394]

4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I love Zach, but getting rocked the third time through the lineup is who he’s been for several years. 

dumb manager 

[rvm96 1643]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

90%?  Never tell me the odds. 
Once upon a time windmill wouldn’t have blinked at having a guy thrown out by 20 feet with 2 outs and Maldy due up. 
I liked that windmill the best. 

He knew Maldy was due for a Jedi mind trick walk

[WBT 20662]

The more times I see the replay of Ward getting backpicked the more wtf it is.  No one had called time but even if they had, he thinks Altuve is just going to throw the ball to him?  When have you ever seen someone throw the ball to a baserunner, just fooling around?

[runthebone 8036]

Next time, be a man and challenge Alvarez.

[YChang 3462]

Noooo…. 

[rvm96 1643]

Dang I thought Pena was going to get a walk and Yordan was going to crush one

[clapclapclap 9000]

You stupid mother Tucker!

[Guadaloopy 11013]

Pretty big oops there, Tuck.  

[tx 3 putt 77394]

diaz !!!!!

[Scraps 13570]

Bizzzzzzomb

[clapclapclap 9000]

Buenos Diaz!

[tx 3 putt 77394]

diaz owes yuli a beer, yuli wore that pitcher out 

[Wulaw Horn 19149]

Dusty was going to give Abreu his biggest leverage situation of the year. The Cubans had other ideas. 

[tx 3 putt 77394]

they're both safe

[cabowabo 4514]

You're up by 3....get a fucking out.

[David Dennison 18946]

Replay sucks real bad.

[UTEX_ME 4766]

Feels like it gets tied up here 

[David Dennison 18946]

JFC

[Guadaloopy 11013]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Feels like it gets tied up here 

Nah. Go piss down your leg somewhere else.  

[clapclapclap 9000]

suboptimal

[Scraps 13570]

Some of yall wanted this dude to close 2 weeks ago lmao

[runthebone 8036]

8/21 strikes

[cabowabo 4514]

what. the. fuck.

[Macklemore 2873]

Fucking manage the game Dusty. What a fucking joke that Maton didn’t get in asap. 

Edited July 6, 2022 by Macklemore

[runthebone 8036]

I spoke too soon.  What the fuck

[D3zii 3718]

Abreu point shaving 

[clapclapclap 9000]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Some of yall wanted this dude to close 2 weeks ago lmao

I'd make him a closer.  Make him close the door on the way out for the last time.  And then I'd change the locks.

[runthebone 8036]

Maton, huh.

[Wulaw Horn 19149]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

8/21 strikes

And that’s only bc the KC dipshit selfishly started hacking at balls out of the strike zone after a 4 pitch walk with just some horrible situational awareness. 

[David Dennison 18946]

Just now, runthebone said:

Maton, huh.

13 game lead.

[elfenix 34332]

Don't run on Yordan!

[David Dennison 18946]

YORDAN!!!!!

[runthebone 8036]

Milo would say that Abreu has become the Wild Man of Borneo.

[tx 3 putt 77394]

hell yes !!!