2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Limp Brisket 549]

We’re gonna win.

[Wulaw Horn 19,596]

Tucker decided to give back what- 4 or 5 runs this week in the OF?  
 

[Pimphand 6,370]

 

[Wulaw Horn 19,596]

Just a tour de force for dipshitbon today. Genius lineup construction by Dusty today. Giving us the best chance possible 

[clapclapclap 9,000]

We might not win another game this season.

[Guadaloopy 11,130]

Get ‘em tomorrow, boys.  

[Scraps 13,800]

Did they ever show Altuve in the dugout? I didn't happen to ever see him, but I was kind of off and on doing other shit too.

If not, then wouldn't surprise me if he is the covid scare.

[UTexasFight 9,819]

0 for 10 from 1 and 2 in the lineup is not ideal 

[tx 3 putt 78,687]

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Did they ever show Altuve in the dugout? I didn't happen to ever see him, but I was kind of off and on doing other shit too.

If not, then wouldn't surprise me if he is the covid scare.

 

he was sitting next to yordan 

[elfenix 34,752]

Probably need to stop spotting the Royals 5 runs.

[tx 3 putt 78,687]

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Probably need to stop spotting the Royals 5 runs.

 

it's the only way the astros can practice 'come from behind' situations 

Edited July 7, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Scraps 13,800]

 
he was sitting next to yordan 

Ok need someone other than 3putt to confirm this because he makes shit up

[Guadaloopy 11,130]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 
he was sitting next to yordan 

Ok need someone other than 3putt to confirm this because he makes shit up

[Scraps 13,800]

Lol

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

[UTPhil2006 3,930]

Would rather have Diaz than Dubon but at least he’s 7th. 

[Scraps 13,800]

Too much Dubon

[runthebone 8,377]

Does this mean Yuli has covid?

 

His bat seems to have long covid.

[Scraps 13,800]

He was in the dugout yesterday also so I hope not.

If this is the start of "phasing out" of yuli this ain't the way to do it with JAGs playing in his place. Get a real 1B if so

[Scraps 13,800]

 

[Scraps 13,800]

vote yordan/altuve

mlb really fucked this up.  They could have listed Yordan as an OF and Yordan and Ohtani could both be starters.  

[tx 3 putt 78,687]

They wanted ohtani to feel like he won something 

Edited July 7, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Scraps 13,800]

[TonyTexas 10,774]

12 minutes ago, Scraps said:

vote yordan/altuve

mlb really fucked this up.  They could have listed Yordan as an OF and Yordan and Ohtani could both be starters.  

Dusty picks Ohtani to start as a pitcher. Problem solved. 

[dr99 566]

Why would he sit Diaz when he homered in the last two games? It's not like he needs rest being a bench player.

[runthebone 8,377]

Because we like to fuck with JV's mind and give him the least run support possible

[Wulaw Horn 19,596]

3 minutes ago, dr99 said:

Why would he sit Diaz when he homered in the last two games? It's not like he needs rest being a bench player.

Is Kansas City starting a lefty?  JJ has sucked against LHP in his career and does much better against RHP. Diaz is a rhh. So on brand for papa Dusty to fuck that up. I swear it’s like he tries to out these guys in the worst set up (hitting Castro against lefties over and over last year- not playing Chaz every time there is a lefty even though he always hit them best) etc. 

that is one stubborn and crusty old man. 

[Wulaw Horn 19,596]

I swear if he had a maid and a porn star show up to his house he’d send the maid to the bedroom and hand the porn star a toilet cleaning brush. 

[Scraps 13,800]

Bubic has sucked massive donkey dick this year so this is either gonna be a no hitter or a beatdown 

[tx 3 putt 78,687]

Durbin needs to find his bat 

[tx 3 putt 78,687]

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Bubic has sucked massive donkey dick this year so this is either gonna be a no hitter or a beatdown 

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I swear if he had a maid and a porn star show up to his house he’d send the maid to the bedroom and hand the porn star a toilet cleaning brush. 

Now, now, let's not resort to kink shaming. 

[TonyTexas 10,774]

18 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I swear if he had a maid and a porn star show up to his house he’d send the maid to the bedroom and hand the porn star a toilet cleaning brush. 

Well yeah

 

[Scraps 13,800]

Dusty picks Ohtani to start as a pitcher. Problem solved. 

Yeah that doesn't fix it if ohtani passes Yordan in voting

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

 

[UTPhil2006 3,930]

39 minutes ago, dr99 said:

Why would he sit Diaz when he homered in the last two games? It's not like he needs rest being a bench player.

Look at you trying to bring logic to that bonehead Dusty's decisions

[tx 3 putt 78,687]

Baker read the thread and saw the Diaz outrage !

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

He's got the Rona:

 

[dr99 566]

Damn, the Diaz praise backfired

[Wulaw Horn 19,596]

7 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

He's got the Rona:

 

As I am in day 8 of Rona and just started sweating uncontrollably while doing the dishes in the AC, I hope Peña caught a different strain than me. Otherwise see him in August. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2,117]

30 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

As I am in day 8 of Rona and just started sweating uncontrollably while doing the dishes in the AC, I hope Peña caught a different strain than me. Otherwise see him in August. 

When I had Rona I got the big sweat on day 2 and felt instantly better the next day. Almost normal. But still tested positive for another week. Frustrating because felt good. 

[tx 3 putt 78,687]

bennitdi is having a hell of a series 

[Scraps 13,800]

Lets score like 7 on this chump

[Wulaw Horn 19,596]

13 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

When I had Rona I got the big sweat on day 2 and felt instantly better the next day. Almost normal. But still tested positive for another week. Frustrating because felt good. 

That’s not my story. I banged the wife and had to stop half way through due to exhaustion before marshaling my energies to finish. Brutal. Heart pounding out of my chest. Like to have died. Worth it. Had sex. But barely. 

[Scraps 13,800]

So covid is just like drinking an OG 4 Loko

[Wulaw Horn 19,596]

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

So covid is just like drinking an OG 4 Loko

Like drinking 2 of them based upon my experience doing both. 

[tx 3 putt 78,687]

throw to 2nd !!!!

[Wulaw Horn 19,596]

Also the Royals can go ahead and fuck right off. When do we get to play a NY team again for easy wins?  

[tx 3 putt 78,687]

very nice pick off !!

[Scraps 13,800]

Didn't realize Ruben Rivera was back in the league