2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Guest]

LMAO Maldy hitting the throttle on the moto-scooter towards the dugout

Edited July 7, 2022 by slorch

[Scraps 13800]

Lol

[rvm96 1643]

5 minutes ago, slorch said:

Play home games at Yankee Stadium?

Dimensions maybe but other than that ewww

[Guest]

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

Dimensions maybe but other than that ewww

agreed, but it fit the bill you were describing.

Not wanting that for our heroes.

[TonyTexas 10774]

7 minutes ago, slorch said:

Agreed.

Astros are his slump buster for some reason...

I don’t think he’s had a lot of slumps lately. He’s currently tied for 6th in BA in MLB

Edited July 7, 2022 by TonyTexas

[Guest]

Noice let's go Jake.

 

I still love Bregman  working the fuck out of pitchers.

[rvm96 1643]

4 minutes ago, slorch said:

agreed, but it fit the bill you were describing.

Not wanting that for our heroes.

Nah, I literally just want the Crawford box moved for Yordan

[Scraps 13800]

Yuli time

[Storm the Field 5366]

Damn, single and two walks that inning and nothing to show for it.

[Guest]

Astros getting some beneficial calls today.  Straight up.

 

Who asked for Montero?   It's ass kicking time, in a good way.

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, slorch said:

Astros getting some beneficial calls today.  Straight up.

 

Who asked for Montero?   It's ass kicking time, in a good way.

They've been getting fucked over by the ump also

[tx 3 putt 78685]

Montero !!!!

[Guest]

George over Stanton 110 times out of 100.

Fuck that clown.

[Scraps 13800]

Machete 3 hit game...jesus

[rvm96 1643]

Sup Machete haters

[Guest]

Vroom, vroom!!!

[Guest]

9 walks and none of them have scored...

[WBT 20979]

Y'all keep talking shit about machete 

[tx 3 putt 78685]

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

Sup Machete haters

 

astros tv guys - who could hate maldy ???

 

surly astros thred -

[tx 3 putt 78685]

great to see maldy and diaz showing up today 

[Guest]

Aledmys.

Boom!!!!

[Guest]

who the fuck hates Maldy?

 

That's like hating Santa Claus.

[tx 3 putt 78685]

let's go bregman, they walked a guy to pitch to you !

[rvm96 1643]

I think if Pena got on base with a walk or single in the 9th last night the Royals still would have walked Yordan.

[Ojo Rojo 2054]

Breggy hates that.  Make them pay!

 

Edit:  Wonk, wonk.

Edited July 7, 2022 by Ojo Rojo

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Keep it boring, Press. 

[CycleTex87 3037]

How bout a 1-2-3 top of ninth and we move on with life?

[runthebone 8377]

Pressly at 94.  Maybe he's saving it for later.

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Keep it boring, Press. 

Very fucking boring.

LFG!!!

[WBT 20979]

Keep winning series 

[Guest]

yawn.

 

 

Nice work Montero and Pressly closing.

 

Fuck yes!!!

[tx 3 putt 78685]

great, great home stand. let's keep it going on this road trip 

[runthebone 8377]

Good win, especially with this lineup.

[perfectchaos007 6780]

KC had an early lead in all 4 games. Thrilled we went 3-1 against them 

[UTexasFight 9818]

9-1 L10

16-4 L20

Pretty pretty good

[Johnny Sack 8397]

1 hour ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Yordan's dong was a true Crawford Box special:

 

Berkman used to do that quite a bit.  Oppo into the Crawford Boxes.  Or at least that is my recollection.

[perfectchaos007 6780]

4 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Berkman used to do that quite a bit.  Oppo into the Crawford Boxes.  Or at least that is my recollection.

Yep. I recall Berkman muscling several balls that were low on the outside of the plate with a bunch of backspin that carried into the Crawford boxes

[tx 3 putt 78685]

Benintendi Upped his trade value this series 

 

take notes : odo and chas !!!

[rvm96 1643]

Yanier Diaz and Hunter Brown will be the Astros representatives in the future star game

[rvm96 1643]

https://www.mlb.com/news/trade-every-contender-needs-to-make

 

This article says we need to trade FOR starting pitching

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

https://www.mlb.com/news/trade-every-contender-needs-to-make

 

This article says we need to trade FOR starting pitching

the early 1980's Oilers needed to trade for a power rusher.

Edited July 7, 2022 by slorch

[texashorne 1194]

13 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

https://www.mlb.com/news/trade-every-contender-needs-to-make

 

This article says we need to trade FOR starting pitching

The article also lists the Rangers and Angels as contenders. 

[Huckleberry 34659]

37 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Berkman used to do that quite a bit.  Oppo into the Crawford Boxes.  Or at least that is my recollection.

Yep. Crawford Boxes will help Alvarez more right where they are than moving to right field. Might be an exaggeration but when he launches one to right he doesn't need a short porch. But his routine flies the other way will get out a bunch because of them, and he's one of those power hitters who hits high backspin fly balls the other way. 

[tx 3 putt 78685]

80 games left, we plays the A’s 16 times I believe. Let’s get it !!!

[Wulaw Horn 19596]

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

80 games left, we plays the A’s 16 times I believe. Let’s get it !!!

20% of our games left are with those twat waffles. Nice. 

[WBT 20979]

I'd be worried but all the guys that felt like they were the better team are gone

[runthebone 8377]

Be careful what you wish for, those guys were division champions like...a year and change ago.

[HtownHorn 15236]

The Astros should trade for Benintendi. He hits very well against the Yankees. His OPS against us is in the high 600s. Let Meyers be the 4th OF, defensive replacement for Brantley. Then resign Benintendi (he's currently making $8M, combining Brantley's two deals, 4-$64M, with the Astros would be a good start) in the offseason to replace Brantley and Jake can be the CF again.

Edited July 8, 2022 by HtownHorn

[billfromlaketravis 11823]

51 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

The Astros should trade for Benintendi. He hits very well against the Yankees. His OPS against us is in the high 600s. Let Meyers be the 4th OF, defensive replacement for Brantley. Then resign Benintendi (he's currently making $8M, combining Brantley's two deals, 4-$64M, with the Astros would be a good start) in the offseason to replace Brantley and Jake can be the CF again.

This. The Royals acquired Benitendi for a bag of Skittles. I doubt the Red Sox would trade with the Astros, but they should have been involved. 

[elfenix 34752]

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

Be careful what you wish for, those guys were division champions like...a year and change ago.