2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13800]

Still waiting on a lineup.  I would let Lee start again tonight and give Machete a 3 day break 

[tx 3 putt 78677]

can the astros move castro and roll with a back up rookie catcher the rest of the season and the playoffs ?

 

lee / diaz / berryhill, astros have some young talent at catcher 

[Scraps 13800]

Yes you move him by DFA.

[tx 3 putt 78677]

[tx 3 putt 78677]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Yes you move him by DFA.

 

he's had all season and hasn't shown shit. id rather watch a rookie than his sorry ass .115

[UTPhil2006 3930]

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

can the astros move castro and roll with a back up rookie catcher the rest of the season and the playoffs ?

 

lee / diaz / berryhill, astros have some young talent at catcher 

So if you lump Castro into the Odo deal we can move up from a bag of balls to a case of balls.

[tx 3 putt 78677]

Just now, UTPhil2006 said:

So if you lump Castro into the Odo deal we can move up from a bag of balls to a case of balls.

 

case of big league chew !!

[dr99 566]

Castro would lower the trade return

[tx 3 putt 78677]

odo is going to pull in something good. looooot of teams need a #4 or 5 starter 

[TonyTexas 10766]

17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

can the astros move castro and roll with a back up rookie catcher the rest of the season and the playoffs ?

 

lee / diaz / berryhill, astros have some young talent at catcher 

The problem with doing that is that all 3 of those guys need reps which would be pretty limited if called up. 

[tx 3 putt 78677]

well, we're not getting anything out of castro. I think @Mez2 's kid or lil sheppito could hit .100 

[UTPhil2006 3930]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

well, we're not getting anything out of castro. I think @Mez2 's kid or lil sheppito could hit .100 

The question is would @Mez2 put his HOF coaching career on hold 

[Mez2 4048]

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

The question is would @Mez2 put his HOF coaching career on hold 

I'm gonna have to take a minute and think on this. 

[Scraps 13800]

Lmao Julias Instgram story Framber totally disses bitchboy Rome.

Got him some all star flow

[Scraps 13800]

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[tx 3 putt 78677]

Going after Garcia’s title for worst hair on the team 

[Wulaw Horn 19595]

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

So if you lump Castro into the Odo deal we can move up from a bag of balls to a case of balls.

I think attaching Castro to the deal drives the price down from a case of balls to a bag of balls. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

odo is going to pull in something good. looooot of teams need a #4 or 5 starter 

I think you are right. He should be able to get us 2 prospects that would fit into the top 20 in our system. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

36 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Lmao Julias Instgram story Framber totally disses bitchboy Rome.

Got him some all star flow


 

Stevie Wonder cover band?

[tx 3 putt 78677]

No worries 

Edited July 13, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[henrygandorf 29225]

3 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

So if you lump Castro into the Odo deal we can move up from a bag of balls to a case of balls.

when i was little, my grandfather would tell the joke that when he went inside the store he would put two unwanted oilers tickets under his windshield wipers.  when he came back, there were four tickets.

i was too young to understand these types of jokes, but i believe this is a similar situation.  

[Scraps 13800]

Finally astros baseball....it has been forever

[Scraps 13800]

Nice pitch out dingleberry

[tx 3 putt 78677]

Boom !

[Scraps 13800]

Diaz goes rockclimbing

.

[tx 3 putt 78677]

He’s throwing a lot of balls 

[runthebone 8376]

Maybe mix in a strike every now and then

[Scraps 13800]

Yall chill our little bitch Mike Trout is up

[WBT 20975]

Trout must not see the ball well in Anaheim either

[Scraps 13800]

Josh miller is not impressed

[runthebone 8376]

Interesting strategy...let's see how it works out.

[cabowabo 4690]

Luis looks like he drank a case of beer last night.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

God damn. Seems like our starters have struggled the first inning lately

[Scraps 13800]

73 pitches but its all good

[Scraps 13800]

That Stropoll....JJ would destroy these dudes

[Wulaw Horn 19595]

I already miss Jo Odell. He’d have fucked that play up. 

[tx 3 putt 78677]

nice clutch hit on a 0-2 count 

[Scraps 13800]

There we go Bregs

Come on Yuli get a 2 out bomb

[runthebone 8376]

Smart.  The guys are trying to make Odor a better trade candidate than Syndergaard.

[Wulaw Horn 19595]

I would fucking hate Garcia if he pitched for any other team with that windup if I’m being honest. 

Did the Monstars steal Trouts talent?  

[Wulaw Horn 19595]

I like JJ. Decently athletic for his position. 

[Scraps 13800]

Mike trout pussy hurt

[tx 3 putt 78677]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Mike trout pussy hurt

 

he's ready to retire 

[Gut Wagon 8219]

Clay Holmes run off the mound in the 9th. Reds threatening hard. 

[tx 3 putt 78677]

time to rock this bullpen 

[TonyTexas 10766]

Mike should change his last name to Fiers

[Scraps 13800]

Clay Holmes run off the mound in the 9th. Reds threatening hard. 

Impossible....i was told he is best pitcher in the universe

[tx 3 putt 78677]

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

11 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Clay Holmes run off the mound in the 9th. Reds threatening hard. 

Impossible....i was told he is best pitcher in the universe

 

dominating so much, mlb took him out to give the rest of the league a chance 

[rvm96 1643]

.440 and .680 xBA for Bregman and Gurriel there

[Gut Wagon 8219]

Awesome to see the Yankees crash and burn in the 9th. Glorious loss. Now let's take care of bidness. 

[WBT 20975]

20 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Clay Holmes run off the mound in the 9th. Reds threatening hard. 

4-3 Reds