2022 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 76159]

Great bunt !!!!

[clapclapclap 9000]

Not good!!!!!!!!

[clapclapclap 9000]

?????!!!!!!!

[Scraps 13531]

I mean we keep winning but kind of getting tired of these games where Machete gets our first hit lol

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

Welp, don’t think I’m getting the birthday win today.  Time to go collect the birthday nookie. 

[kingkoopa6 8305]

[txduck87 981]

Welp, don’t think I’m getting the birthday win today.  Time to go collect the birthday nookie. 

It’s the 4th inning . Go get some and come back for the rally.


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[tx 3 putt 76159]

Yuli !

[Scraps 13531]

Womp womp....sorry for your 10+K no ER game streak dude

[tx 3 putt 76159]

Chip away at him 

[Scraps 13531]

Pena loves sliders

[Brisketexan 104465]

It’s great watching Ohtani on both sides of the ball, putting on a clinic.

But fuck Ohtani. Time to shell him.

[Scraps 13531]

Oh shit roid rage Nevin out of the dugout

[txduck87 981]

It’s great watching Ohtani on both sides of the ball, putting on a clinic.

But fuck Ohtani. Time to shell him.

Absolute freak . But let’s get his ass out by the 7th and fuck up their bullpen .


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[WBT 20397]

Did I hear that right?  Ward is 0 for 6 with 6 Ks vs Javier but Dusty is pulling him?

[Scraps 13531]

There goes our QS on the road streak lol

[UTexasFight 9369]

Guy gets 11 outs and 10Ks and doesn’t get out of the 4th

 

strange outing 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

One of the more curious pitching lines you'll ever see. Just a weird start. 

[UTexasFight 9369]

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

Did I hear that right?  Ward is 0 for 6 with 6 Ks vs Javier but Dusty is pulling him?

edit:

yep that stat is right

 

Update: he’s also now 0 for 2 with 1 K vs martinez 

Edited July 14, 2022 by UTexasFight

[tx 3 putt 76159]

Let’s get some runs 

[wood 11103]

Holy shit. Can you imagine being 0-6 against someone and all of them being Ks?

Ward was prolly thinking "Fuck, man. Garcia again. Oh, thank God Dusty pulled him". Then he went up there and struck out looking.

[Brisketexan 104465]

Absolute freak . But let’s get his ass out by the 7th and fuck up their bullpen .


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My man.

[tx 3 putt 76159]

Get maldy home 

[Scraps 13531]

Holy shit. Can you imagine being 0-6 against someone and all of them being Ks?
Ward was prolly thinking "Fuck, man. Garcia again. Oh, thank God Dusty pulled him". Then he went up there and struck out looking.

Javier

Machete owns this dude Ohtani

[wood 11103]

Maldy with the wheels ...

[clapclapclap 9000]

It's hefty Maldy, so that's a double-double.

Edited July 14, 2022 by clapclapclap
In-N-Outta breath

[txduck87 981]

Maldy owns ohtani!


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[wood 11103]

Just now, Scraps said:

Javier

Machete owns this dude Ohtani

Yeah Javier. My bad.

[dr99 551]

Maldy has to be one of the slowest players in baseball

[UTexasFight 9369]

2 minutes ago, wood said:

Holy shit. Can you imagine being 0-6 against someone and all of them being Ks?

Ward was prolly thinking "Fuck, man. Garcia again. Oh, thank God Dusty pulled him". Then he went up there and struck out looking.

Well Peña is 0 for 6 against Ohtani with… 6 Ks, soooo

 

(he does have a walk though)

[Scraps 13531]

Maldy has to be one of the slowest players in baseball

No he isn't one of the slowest....he is the slowest

[Brisketexan 104465]

Maldy has to be one of the slowest players in baseball

That’s only because I’m not playing. I’d still be heading to second off of his hit.How we feeling about Seth?

Edit…maybe not so great.

[Gut Wagon 8052]

There's no place in the front half of this lineup for a Chaz McCormick. Actually no place in the back half, either. 

[UTexasFight 9369]

4-6-3 please

[BrickTop 474]

This dude hides his pitches really well.

[Scraps 13531]

There's no place in the front half of this lineup for a Chaz McCormick. Actually no place in the back half, either. 

I am ready for Brantley to come back and us trading Chas.

[tx 3 putt 76159]

Damn good pitching there 

[Rip76 4909]

Dirty pitch.

[WBT 20397]

Always fun to take a brisk 2:15 to play the first 5 innings when we're on the west coast.

[UTexasFight 9369]

Pitching staff is on pace to record 21 Ks tonight…unfortunately, thanks to the offense, they are also on pace to only record 24 total outs

 

sigh 

Edited July 14, 2022 by UTexasFight

[Tommy Nobis 905]

CB sucks dick behind the plate

[Gourmand 7774]

3 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

CB sucks dick behind the plate

in front of it too

[runthebone 7929]

We should at least get into the pen after this inning

[Scraps 13531]

Yuli just swung at a pitch that was in santa monica

[Gut Wagon 8052]

8 minutes ago, WBT said:

Always fun to take a brisk 2:15 to play the first 5 innings when we're on the west coast.

Especially for those of us on the East. 

[runthebone 7929]

25 combined Ks   Zzzzzzz

[Scraps 13531]

Just keep it at 3 and we gonna win

[UTexasFight 9369]

10 minutes ago, WBT said:

Always fun to take a brisk 2:15 to play the first 5 innings when we're on the west coast.

25 Ks out of 33 outs will do that do a game

[txduck87 981]

Just keep it at 3 and we gonna win

Right where we want ‘em.


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[runthebone 7929]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Yuli just swung at a pitch that was in santa monica

He's the CB of hitting