2022 Houston Astros Thread

[UTexasFight 9515]

7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Yuli just swung at a pitch that was in santa monica

Speaking of shitty numbers against a pitcher: 2 for 13 with 8 Ks for Yuli vs Ohtani

[Scraps 13570]

Abreu sucking? Color me shocked.

[UTexasFight 9515]

Holy shit when the shift doesn’t work…. On 3 straight balls put in play…it’s infuriating 

Edited July 14, 2022 by UTexasFight

[Scraps 13570]

Just keep it at 3 and we gonna win

There goes that idea

Abreu and Maton are in a nice competition for biggest bullpen fucktard

[Scraps 13570]

Holy shit when the shift doesn’t work…. On 3 straight balls put in play…it’s infuriating 

Well yeah when you throw dumb pitches it doesn't help. Dude has to realize the situation and he is typically clueless

[tx 3 putt 77224]

At least, the Third ball up the middle that was just off the glove 

 

fuck 

 

[elfenix 34330]

angels either strike out or have hard hit balls through the middle today

[txduck87 985]

Night fellas . This one just got stupid. Good grief Abreu . Sun rises toMorrow.


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[UTexasFight 9515]

Get it out of your system. Everyone.

Brutal defense the last two nights 

[Scraps 13570]

Pena has had an outstanding game today also lol

[elfenix 34330]

jesus hume christ

[tx 3 putt 77224]

Just now, Scraps said:

Pena has had an outstanding game today also lol

Cherry on top 

[Scraps 13570]

At least we scored off Ohtani!

[Scraps 13570]

Ump giving Stanek lip on the hand check or what.

[Brisketexan 105170]

Sigh.

At least Ohtani is off the mound now.

[David Dennison 18939]

Replay sucks when it's used that way.

[Scraps 13570]

No comment


Fuck

[Brisketexan 105170]

This game is uglier than Koopa’s prom date.

[kingkoopa6 8375]

hook ‘em 

Edited July 14, 2022 by kingkoopa6

[kingkoopa6 8375]

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This game is uglier than Koopa’s prom date.

We at sauced down katella right now. 
bout to hit up lazy dog cuz this place closing 

[UTPhil2006 3807]

Fire Dusty fire Dusty fire Dusty 

[huge 3795]

One can only hope and pray to get a hit off of the immortal Reid Detmers tonight.  7:07 central start?  That seems odd.

[Scraps 13570]

They are "helping" us out on getaway day.  We will only get in at like 4am now instead of 5am.  

Joke it isn't a day game 

[closetohumping 17453]

10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Sigh.

At least Ohtani is off the mound now.

Is he going to hit?

[Scraps 13570]

CB

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

On 7/13/2022 at 12:23 AM, henrygandorf said:

3.5 back.

omar comin.

 

[kevwun 15811]

81% has to be about as bad as it gets for strike accuracy.

Edited July 14, 2022 by kevwun

[Wulaw Horn 19136]

14 minutes ago, Scraps said:

CB

My favorite CB experience is Tp of the 4th- Ohtani to Tucker 2-0 count ball is called a strike.  Then, immediately afterwards Ohtani throws Tucker a pitch way inside the strike zone and it's called a ball.  It immediately becomes clear that he has literally zero idea and is just flat out guessing.   

[UTexasFight 9515]

37 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

My favorite CB experience is Tp of the 4th- Ohtani to Tucker 2-0 count ball is called a strike.  Then, immediately afterwards Ohtani throws Tucker a pitch way inside the strike zone and it's called a ball.  It immediately becomes clear that he has literally zero idea and is just flat out guessing.   

To be fair, the filth Ohtani was slinging would have been hard for even Jeremie Rehak to consistently get right.

 

but yeah, Bucknor is just bad… although somehow Andy Fletcher is worse

https://umpscorecards.com/single_umpire/?name=Andy Fletcher

Edited July 14, 2022 by UTexasFight

[Scraps 13570]

Our old boy Jake with an Astros worthy TOOTBLAN

[tx 3 putt 77224]

3 hours ago, Scraps said:

They are "helping" us out on getaway day.  We will only get in at like 4am now instead of 5am.  

Joke it isn't a day game 

no shit, it should be a 1pm local time game 

[tx 3 putt 77224]

[txduck87 985]

They are "helping" us out on getaway day.  We will only get in at like 4am now instead of 5am.  
Joke it isn't a day game 

It’s almost like the mlb has a vendetta against us . I’m sure it’s a simple oversight on their part.

[tx 3 putt 77224]

Lock down a 4-2 and get home. 3-0 finish would be nice 

And get healthy 

[tx 3 putt 77224]

Good bogusevic insight here …
 

https://sportstalk790.iheart.com/featured/sean-salisbury/content/2022-07-14-brian-bogusevic-talks-the-upcoming-mlb-trade-deadline/

[Scraps 13570]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Good bogusevic insight here …
 

impossible

[Scraps 13570]

In other ex-Astros news Springer skipping the AS game 

[tx 3 putt 77224]

[tx 3 putt 77224]

14 minutes ago, Scraps said:

In other ex-Astros news Springer skipping the AS game 

pro move. His team is under performing and in a dog fight for a wild card spot 

[UTexasFight 9515]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

In other ex-Astros news Springer skipping the AS game 

Boooooooo

[kingkoopa6 8375]

Coach P wife bday was yesterday ?

[tx 3 putt 77224]

[TonyTexas 10518]

No bueno

 

[tx 3 putt 77224]

the price on benitendi is supposedly dropping. astros and the yankees are the only two mlb teams 100% vaccinated 

[Wulaw Horn 19136]

I want someone who hits the ball out of the yard in LF damn it.
don’t know who that is. 
still say we’d be better off just playing Yordan there and adding a DH that can drop bombs.  

[txduck87 985]

Coach P wife bday was yesterday ?

.

[Wulaw Horn 19136]

Dad gum there is just nothing out there bat wise. It’s like Cruz, bennitendi and Bell and that’s it bat wise. 
at least for walk year guys. 

[tx 3 putt 77224]

7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Dad gum there is just nothing out there bat wise. It’s like Cruz, bennitendi and Bell and that’s it bat wise. 
at least for walk year guys. 

 

has to be a locker room guy too 

[Pimphand 5809]

9 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Dad gum there is just nothing out there bat wise. It’s like Cruz, bennitendi and Bell and that’s it bat wise. 
at least for walk year guys. 

Cruz?  Is there some other Cruz in MLB that I'm missing here? He's way too old at this point, maybe 3-4 years ago when he first left Seattle but now is a do not want.

Benintendi is mostly meh so for me it's Bell or bust as far as trying to trade for offense this year.

[tx 3 putt 77224]

Jose