2022 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 78762]

The Dodger blue 42 looks great 

[tx 3 putt 78762]

Horrible throw Chas 

[Smax 3800]

Jfc guys

[tx 3 putt 78762]

Wake up odorizzi 

[TonyTexas 10786]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Horrible throw Chas 

Didn’t matter. Runner was crossing the plate when Maldo caught it. 

[tx 3 putt 78762]

Fuck me

we need a dp 

[cabowabo 4692]

What a great addition to the club Odorizzi has been.

[tx 3 putt 78762]

Just now, cabowabo said:

What a great addition to the club Odorizzi has been.

he needs a harder and longer pregame warm up / bull pen 

[Hammerin Hank 1268]

Damn, umpire slow rolled him. Wasn’t even a strike either 

[tx 3 putt 78762]

Great dp 

[billfromlaketravis 11869]

Auto bunt there for Machete. 

[cabowabo 4692]

Altuve is killing his trade value. 

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Our offense is in a rut. Would be nice to get this guy back who is on the covid list but doesn't have covid
 

[HtownHorn 15231]

Just unbelievable how many 1st and 2nd with no outs, where Maldonado bats and the Astros don't score.

[tx 3 putt 78762]

he'll be in the running for worst batting avg ever in a season 

[David Dennison 19570]

46 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

What a great addition to the club Odorizzi has been.

So far, he's not the problem tonight.

[Wulaw Horn 19599]

It’s sub optimal that the Astros have to hit with a guy that’s worse offensively than many a pitcher, yet here we are. 
I would love to see the defensive numbers they have that tell them he’s still a plus player overall. They must be spectacular. 

Edited April 16, 2022 by Wulaw Horn

[cabowabo 4692]

8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

So far, he's not the problem tonight.

He is now. 

[David Dennison 19570]

8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

So far, he's not the problem tonight.

I stand corrected.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

I fucking hate Jake Odorizzi. I can't wait for the last time he pitches for the Astros.

[HtownHorn 15231]

Good OF alignment on that triple.

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

I hate Jake and this anemic offense

[Guadaloopy 11139]

Someone tell Dusty that he doesn’t need to leave Odorizzi in for five full innings to qualify for the loss.  

[Scraps 13812]

Maybe we should try to hit more like men and not like little bitches

[HtownHorn 15231]

At what point does Maldonado change the approach? They aren't missing the high FB, yet he keeps calling it. Maldonado's only role on this team is to call pitches, and he's doing a horrible job tonight.

[HtownHorn 15231]

Routine double play ball turned into a hit. Can't wait for MLB to ban the shift.

[Guadaloopy 11139]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Routine double play ball turned into a hit. Can't wait for MLB to ban the shift.

This is the worst possible argument against the shift.  

[HtownHorn 15231]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

This is the worst possible argument against the shift.  

Tucker will also be a .320 hitter.

[Guadaloopy 11139]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Tucker will also be a .320 hitter.

Much better.  

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Lets just bunt the rest of the night.

[David Dennison 19570]

Maybe learn how to hit against the shift.

[Scraps 13812]

We may not score 5 runs all weekend....not sure how they are supposed to do it in 4 innings

[David Dennison 19570]

Are we bad?

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

We need Yordan in this lineup in a bad way.

[David Dennison 19570]

That was brutal.

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

Good Lord

[HtownHorn 15231]

You have 23 pitchers, why is Abreu pitching more than inning?

[David Dennison 19570]

Ouch.

[tx 3 putt 78762]

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

I think we can end the Pedro Baez experiment:

 

[David Dennison 19570]

What an all around awful day of baseball.

[tx 3 putt 78762]

2 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

I think we can end the Pedro Baez experiment:

 

 

3 fucking walks 

[Scraps 13812]

I hope we never do this strobe light homer shit. CWS do it too. I am not epileptic, but not a fan

[Scraps 13812]

I think we can end the Pedro Baez experiment:
 

Maybe we can go ahead and fire Alex Cintron also

[Muny_Tex 315]

Tough evening for the ROI associated with $36M in total guarantees for Baez and Odo


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[Honeysucklerose 1006]

What a piss poor performance

[Planet Houston 4950]

🤮

[Hank Chinaski 6363]

team batting for the season:

.211/.281/.371, good for a 89 wRC+

The good news is that they aren’t striking out any more than the last several seasons (18%). And the .224 BABIP is second-lowest in MLB. So, probably some bad luck. Per Statcast, their expected AVG/SLG is .254/.480.

 

[Planet Houston 4950]

Is anyone a pro at going to games at Constellation Field for the Space Cowboys/Skeeters? We have family in town and want to catch tonight’s game - 8 guys from the grandparents to the three kids in tow ages 6-9. What is our best bet? Just normal seats and roam the various things to do? Or GA in the grass in the outfield? Or the H-E-B Plaza (kinda pricey)?

Haven’t caught a game out there so appreciate any advice on the best way to experience it with young kids and olds. 

Edit: Probably answered my own question re: GA, not great for the olds

Edited April 16, 2022 by Planet Houston

[Longboard Horn 41396]