2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13800]

Altuve loves facefucking road crowds

[tx 3 putt 78684]

Edited July 24, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Bregman’s new nickname is Doubleplay

[tx 3 putt 78684]

Why so many empty seats for their World Series ???

[billfromlaketravis 11823]

Stream that works? 

[Wulaw Horn 19595]

20 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

You actually have to be asleep for the body to do any healing.  If you are awake then there is actually no active healing going on so maybe they need to get Yordan loaded up on Pure Sleep.

 

It has the added benefit of having HGH precursors so you know he can mash more too because we all need that.

Medically induced coma. It’s the only way to be sure. 

[Sleepygrad 1042]

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Why so many empty seats for their World Series ???

reality has set it

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

http://buffstream.io/mlb-streams/houston-astros-live-stream

working stream. 

[TonyTexas 10772]

20 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

You actually have to be asleep for the body to do any healing.  If you are awake then there is actually no active healing going on so maybe they need to get Yordan loaded up on Pure Sleep.

Then he needs to go to Gallery Furniture and get himself a Tempurpedic mattress. Plus he’ll get double his money back when he wins the World Series

[Wulaw Horn 19595]

Nice to hear them say Jake Meyers is fine and available today to pinch hit on the TV 

[Gourmand 7778]

is MLB At bat app all jacked for everyone else? can't get the radio pbp

[Guest]

MLB has silently declared war on its fans...

[HtownHorn 15236]

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

is MLB At bat app all jacked for everyone else? can't get the radio pbp

It is hit and miss on the TV (even out of market games). I had to turn off the power to both my smart TV and router to get it to work today. I also use Nord VPN on my TV to watch the games.

Edited July 24, 2022 by HtownHorn

[Pimphand 6370]

You would think these pantywaist fans would eventually figure out that booing Altuve typically leads to them getting another sampling of his nuts but we are in Seattle so they probably like that.

[runthebone 8377]

What kind of a dumbfuck throws Altuve a first pitch fastball in the zone?  Do they not have scouts?

[YChang 3569]

Seriously mlb. Lift the stupid black out rules… I want to pay for the service. So frustrating now that mlb66 is kaput. 

[Sleepygrad 1042]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

What kind of a dumbfuck throws Altuve a first pitch fastball in the zone?  Do they not have scouts?

nobody would ever expect a first pitch fastball against Altuve...it's almost too genius

[Gourmand 7778]

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

It is hit and miss on the TV (even out of market games). I had to turn off the power to both my smart TV and router to get it to work today. I also use Nord VPN on my TV to watch the games.

yeah but i'm just trying to listen to the feed in my car and it's not even working. it always works even if I can't fire up the TV side of my MLB subscription. 

GRRRR

[tx 3 putt 78684]

Mlb66 up

[Guest]

Noice, Dubon.

[tx 3 putt 78684]

Go dubon Go 

[Js1 87185]

Lol Seattle

[HtownHorn 15236]

Holy shit, Winker is slow.

[tx 3 putt 78684]

Machete !!!!

[YChang 3569]

Fuck yeah Maldy

[Guest]

Machete chop you up in CF.

[Js1 87185]

It’s def our day. Everything drops or find a hole 

[cabowabo 4691]

Hard to believe this scrub won the Cy Young Award last year. 

[YChang 3569]

Boo some more Seattle fans

[runthebone 8377]

8 minutes ago, runthebone said:

What kind of a dumbfuck throws Altuve a first pitch fastball in the zone?  Do they not have scouts?

What kind of a dumbfuck throws Altuve a first pitch fastball in the zone?

[HtownHorn 15236]

This is an inning that frustrates me when it happens against the Astros. Seattle's OF is less than ideal defensively.

[Guest]

Tuve hits the boobirds in the mouf again.( RBI single)

 

Love it.

[YChang 3569]

Aw damn it…. Bad luck for Peña. 

[tx 3 putt 78684]

Good call 

Edited July 24, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Guest]

right call.

 

but wholly furk the M's have the yips.

[tx 3 putt 78684]

Watching the Seattle broadcast is lulz 

[cabowabo 4691]

Just now, slorch said:

right call.

 

but wholly furk the M's have the yips.

I’m guessing a large cock in one’s ass might cause that. 

[maninblack 7975]

Robbie Ray sounds like female tennis player

[Pimphand 6370]

Man how the fuck is the ESPN.com gamecast so far behind?

[Wulaw Horn 19595]

14 game winning streak

fans getting all fired up

declared Jihad on us. 
after a DH and a nightmare travel situation. 
 

yeah- suck it M’s fans. Fuck off. 

Just now, maninblack said:

Robbie Ray sounds like female tennis player

She sounds hot. 

[HtownHorn 15236]

ouch, impaled.

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

I use Firestick and have KODI downloaded with a VPN. Works every time for two years. Best way to figure setup is find a video on YouTube. 

[Gut Wagon 8219]

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Watching the Seattle broadcast is lulz 

The only thing I'll give them credit for is not constantly whining about Rodriguez being out. 

[maninblack 7975]

Peña loves giving people concussions

[WBT 20979]

BABIP gods are smiling upon us today.

But wtf Yuli?  He's had a couple of those since the break already.

[maninblack 7975]

7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

She sounds hot. 

Listen to him when he throws the ball

[kevwun 16438]

Pena is better at tackling than the 2021 Texas safeties.

[Scraps 13800]

Holy shit, Winker is slow.

Thats probably not gonna help him

[rvm96 1643]

Smh Pena 

[tx 3 putt 78684]

Entire pitching staff need to get the framber/Garcia hair do