2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13561]

Altuve loves facefucking road crowds

[tx 3 putt 76957]

Edited July 24, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Bregman’s new nickname is Doubleplay

[tx 3 putt 76957]

Why so many empty seats for their World Series ???

[billfromlaketravis 11478]

Stream that works? 

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

20 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

You actually have to be asleep for the body to do any healing.  If you are awake then there is actually no active healing going on so maybe they need to get Yordan loaded up on Pure Sleep.

 

It has the added benefit of having HGH precursors so you know he can mash more too because we all need that.

Medically induced coma. It’s the only way to be sure. 

[Sleepygrad 1029]

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Why so many empty seats for their World Series ???

reality has set it

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

http://buffstream.io/mlb-streams/houston-astros-live-stream

working stream. 

[TonyTexas 10512]

20 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

You actually have to be asleep for the body to do any healing.  If you are awake then there is actually no active healing going on so maybe they need to get Yordan loaded up on Pure Sleep.

Then he needs to go to Gallery Furniture and get himself a Tempurpedic mattress. Plus he’ll get double his money back when he wins the World Series

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

Nice to hear them say Jake Meyers is fine and available today to pinch hit on the TV 

[Gourmand 7774]

is MLB At bat app all jacked for everyone else? can't get the radio pbp

[Guest]

MLB has silently declared war on its fans...

[HtownHorn 14681]

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

is MLB At bat app all jacked for everyone else? can't get the radio pbp

It is hit and miss on the TV (even out of market games). I had to turn off the power to both my smart TV and router to get it to work today. I also use Nord VPN on my TV to watch the games.

Edited July 24, 2022 by HtownHorn

[Pimphand 5749]

You would think these pantywaist fans would eventually figure out that booing Altuve typically leads to them getting another sampling of his nuts but we are in Seattle so they probably like that.

[runthebone 7982]

What kind of a dumbfuck throws Altuve a first pitch fastball in the zone?  Do they not have scouts?

[YChang 3444]

Seriously mlb. Lift the stupid black out rules… I want to pay for the service. So frustrating now that mlb66 is kaput. 

[Sleepygrad 1029]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

What kind of a dumbfuck throws Altuve a first pitch fastball in the zone?  Do they not have scouts?

nobody would ever expect a first pitch fastball against Altuve...it's almost too genius

[Gourmand 7774]

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

It is hit and miss on the TV (even out of market games). I had to turn off the power to both my smart TV and router to get it to work today. I also use Nord VPN on my TV to watch the games.

yeah but i'm just trying to listen to the feed in my car and it's not even working. it always works even if I can't fire up the TV side of my MLB subscription. 

GRRRR

[tx 3 putt 76957]

Mlb66 up

[Guest]

Noice, Dubon.

[tx 3 putt 76957]

Go dubon Go 

[Js1 85336]

Lol Seattle

[HtownHorn 14681]

Holy shit, Winker is slow.

[tx 3 putt 76957]

Machete !!!!

[YChang 3444]

Fuck yeah Maldy

[Guest]

Machete chop you up in CF.

[Js1 85336]

It’s def our day. Everything drops or find a hole 

[cabowabo 4484]

Hard to believe this scrub won the Cy Young Award last year. 

[YChang 3444]

Boo some more Seattle fans

[runthebone 7982]

8 minutes ago, runthebone said:

What kind of a dumbfuck throws Altuve a first pitch fastball in the zone?  Do they not have scouts?

What kind of a dumbfuck throws Altuve a first pitch fastball in the zone?

[HtownHorn 14681]

This is an inning that frustrates me when it happens against the Astros. Seattle's OF is less than ideal defensively.

[Guest]

Tuve hits the boobirds in the mouf again.( RBI single)

 

Love it.

[YChang 3444]

Aw damn it…. Bad luck for Peña. 

[tx 3 putt 76957]

Good call 

Edited July 24, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Guest]

right call.

 

but wholly furk the M's have the yips.

[tx 3 putt 76957]

Watching the Seattle broadcast is lulz 

[cabowabo 4484]

Just now, slorch said:

right call.

 

but wholly furk the M's have the yips.

I’m guessing a large cock in one’s ass might cause that. 

[maninblack 7974]

Robbie Ray sounds like female tennis player

[Pimphand 5749]

Man how the fuck is the ESPN.com gamecast so far behind?

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

14 game winning streak

fans getting all fired up

declared Jihad on us. 
after a DH and a nightmare travel situation. 
 

yeah- suck it M’s fans. Fuck off. 

Just now, maninblack said:

Robbie Ray sounds like female tennis player

She sounds hot. 

[HtownHorn 14681]

ouch, impaled.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

I use Firestick and have KODI downloaded with a VPN. Works every time for two years. Best way to figure setup is find a video on YouTube. 

[Gut Wagon 8069]

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Watching the Seattle broadcast is lulz 

The only thing I'll give them credit for is not constantly whining about Rodriguez being out. 

[maninblack 7974]

Peña loves giving people concussions

[WBT 20571]

BABIP gods are smiling upon us today.

But wtf Yuli?  He's had a couple of those since the break already.

[maninblack 7974]

7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

She sounds hot. 

Listen to him when he throws the ball

[kevwun 15788]

Pena is better at tackling than the 2021 Texas safeties.

[Scraps 13561]

Holy shit, Winker is slow.

Thats probably not gonna help him

[rvm96 1643]

Smh Pena 

[tx 3 putt 76957]

Entire pitching staff need to get the framber/Garcia hair do