2022 Houston Astros Thread

[WBT 20572]

It ain't easy

[Honeysucklerose 989]

This blows. Just like odo

[Scraps 13561]

Quit losing to this shitass team

[HtownHorn 14682]

Nothing more discouraging for a pitcher than having a routine fly ball to center go for a double because the CF was shifted over into left center field.

Edited July 26, 2022 by HtownHorn

[David Dennison 18860]

Wow.

[Mo Horn 8841]

I said this before, and got called out by several who said I was overreacting. We need to be done with Jake sooner than later. He's trash. If we can convince some team to give us anyone for him, jump at the chance. If not, just dfa his ass.

[cabowabo 4484]

59 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Jake better not fuck up his trade value tonight. 

Fuck it, just cut his ass. 

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

Odo trying to stay on the team by sucking so nobody will trade for him. Bold strategy Jake. 

[Rimbo 25935]

Looks like Bad Jake is pitching tonight.

[UTexasFight 9449]

Skye Bolt. Astros killer 

[Honeysucklerose 989]

Pull this jackass and trade him for a freaking new peanut guy at MMP

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Fucking Odorizzi losing games and tanking his trade value.

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Skye Bolt. Astros killer 

She sounds hot. 

[UTexasFight 9449]

He’s been looking at that nail the entire innjng

 

way to wait until the 2 run Jack to ask for some clippers 

[UDontKnow 10445]

5 game win streak. Beat the Yankees twice in one day and swept the Mariners on the road while busting their 14 game streak, only for this shit against the A's who own the worst record in the AL.

[TexArcher 37774]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

She sounds hot. 

Well, she's a guy, so.

[rvm96 1643]

11 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

1.2 for our 11th round guy. You’d like to think they knew his number and hit it. 

Where did you get that figure from?

 

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I said this before, and got called out by several who said I was overreacting. We need to be done with Jake sooner than later. He's trash. If we can convince some team to give us anyone for him, jump at the chance. If not, just dfa his ass.

It's because you're emotional. I didn't see you spouting this during his seven scoreless last start.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Odo is ass my dude. He threw a hissy fit being left off the playoff rosters last year. Should have cut bait then. Fuck this dude.

[Scraps 13561]

WOOOOOO

[UTexasFight 9449]

Where are these two teams positioning their outfielders? These guys aren’t even in the screen when the ball leaves the bat 

[Gut Wagon 8069]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

5 game win streak. Beat the Yankees twice in one day and swept the Mariners on the road while busting their 14 game streak, only for this shit against the A's who own the worst record in the AL.

We aren't scoring much on them. Took a miracle rally in the 9th to win in Oakland awhile back, and we looked pretty anemic against them right before the break. I can see a bit of a mental letdown after the last five games, but it's still frustrating. Stumbles like this are why I don't expect us to obliterate all these bad teams we'll face in August-September. 

[UTexasFight 9449]

The people watching behind home plate is pretty  entertaining

and I know this is the shittiest stadium, but what shitty home plate seats. Packed in like sardines with huge ass aisles in between 

[huge 3793]

Where are these two teams positioning their outfielders? These guys aren’t even in the screen when the ball leaves the bat 

Where the analytics tell them to. And it saves runs.

[Gut Wagon 8069]

Nice to see Pena finding his groove again here lately. Hope Tucker can, too. 

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

5 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Stumbles like this are why I don't expect us to obliterate all these bad teams we'll face in August-September. 

The Astros do this every year - play shitty against shitty teams. In August 2017 they got swept by a shitty White Sox team and then lost the next 2 against the Rangers. Last year I think they lost the season series with Detroit and tied with Baltimore. They’ll lose more than they should against the A’s and Angels and D-Backs over the next two months. Baseball.

[Pimphand 5750]

21 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Well, she's a guy, so.

He will fuck anything that moves!

Edited July 26, 2022 by Pimphand

[Scraps 13561]

Kotsay quit being a pussy. Let the guy pitch....your team sucks anyway

[Scraps 13561]

Fucking kidding me. Yordan jesus

[UTexasFight 9449]

Sweet pickoff throw 

[elfenix 34240]

keep hitting players with the ball, fuckwads.

[Scraps 13561]

This is on Kotsay for being a dumbass

[cabowabo 4484]

I’ve asked this before, but how the fuck does Oakland have an MLB franchise?

[kevwun 15788]

I can see why this guy is a pitcher.  He throws really accurately.

[cabowabo 4484]

Beautiful. 

[runthebone 7982]

Good base running

[huge 3793]

Haha

Nice work Oakland

[Scraps 13561]

Lol please hit a jack

[Honeysucklerose 989]

Come on Dusty. Get off your rear and pull this idiot

[henrygandorf 29191]

i turned it off down 6-1.

between espn fantasy tracker and my scoretracker app, they have no idea what happened, they are showing both 6-3 and 6-4, and one of them is showing 4 outs recorded.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Start blaming your finger or something again.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Great move bringing odo back in!

[Hate 20108]

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

i turned it off down 6-1.

between espn fantasy tracker and my scoretracker app, they have no idea what happened, they are showing both 6-3 and 6-4, and one of them is showing 4 outs recorded.

Go home scoretracker, you're drunk.

[runthebone 7982]

I guess we are trying to lose this game

[Gut Wagon 8069]

Lifting Odo for Maton felt like (fill in the disastrous idea of your choice). But hey...it worked! Now let's score some runs. 

[henrygandorf 29191]

i still don't know the score.

[Guadaloopy 10970]

I see you, Maton.  Nicely done. 

[Pimphand 5750]

3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i still don't know the score.

4-6 top 7 1 out altuve up down 0-1

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

51 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Where did you get that figure from?

 

It's because you're emotional. I didn't see you spouting this during his seven scoreless last start.

Clutch fans. Seems to track from the tote board they have working. 

[Pimphand 5750]

tuve GIDP inning over

[Scraps 13561]

Come on Yordan do Yordan things