2022 Houston Astros Thread

[runthebone 7982]

I literally love Justin Verlander.

[TonyTexas 10514]

Beautiful game. Win the road trip even with our offensive deficiencies. 

[Gourmand 7774]

28 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

That’s much better.  Win the series tomorrow.  

Yep. Meanwhile, I'm gonna Art Car the shit outta this thing.

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1678]

 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Nice W boys. Get another one tomorrow

[henrygandorf 29191]

 

[henrygandorf 29191]

also…

obviously. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

Got damn, the Verlander wasn't fucking around last night.

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

8 hours ago, rvm96 said:

He literally had 1 bad outing and has given up 1 ER in 4 appearances this year.

And after said outing this thread had the vibe that he would never record another out in his career and duped team management before his re-signing with a hidden career threatening injury.

I guess my sarcasm tags need to be bolder and bigger next time.

[rvm96 1643]

17 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

And after said outing this thread had the vibe that he would never record another out in his career and duped team management before his re-signing with a hidden career threatening injury.

I guess my sarcasm tags need to be bolder and bigger next time.

Or just be a better poster

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

Yeah, because seriousness and in depth analysis was exactly what I was going for.  I'll dm you all my posts for peer review  before posting from now on.

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

45 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Yeah, because seriousness and in depth analysis was exactly what I was going for.  I'll dm you all my posts for peer review  before posting from now on.

Don’t forget to PM Derka as well. He should be CC’d on all such correspondence. 

[tx 3 putt 76958]

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Got damn, the Verlander wasn't fucking around last night.

he had the red ass for sure. Need to roll into Minute Maid on a W 

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

he had the red ass for sure. Need to roll into Minute Maid on a W 

Something about Sunday night and banging some maze.

Edited April 17, 2022 by Fudge Nuggets

[tx 3 putt 76958]

[clapclapclap 9000]

I haven't rooted this hard for Stinky Odor since his glorious punching of Joey Bats.  Puts Baltimore up 2-0 on the Yankees in the 8th.  Nice Easter egg.

[Guest]

I have always liked the Seattle throwbacks.

[Smax 3800]

Derp

[Guest]

great stop.

Miss the Cobra...

[kevwun 15789]

I see a DL stint in Diaz's future.

[tx 3 putt 76958]

Hopefully Diaz isn’t out for the season 

[Guest]

Catcher came up limpin too... SMDH.

[tx 3 putt 76958]

Altuve flashing some leather !

[Guest]

Little big man badass.

 

Love it.

[WBT 20572]

Maybe at some point we take advantage of a leadoff walk?

[Guadaloopy 10971]

I’d this real life?   Three lead off walks.  Three GIDPs. 

[HtownHorn 14682]

Looks like we are content with pulling everything onto the ground to the SS.

[WBT 20572]

*1 strikeout throwout

[Guadaloopy 10971]

Crap.  Another leadoff walk. 

[Smax 3800]

Damn

[HtownHorn 14682]

Fuck this team's approach right now.

[Guadaloopy 10971]

Are you kidding me?

[tx 3 putt 76958]

Four freaking dp’s in Four innings 

[Lat22 4014]

Goddamnit. 

[WBT 20572]

Sparky is a treasure.  He observed that Brash is from the same town in Ontario as Bryan Adams.  He then starts asking Ford about Bryan Adams hits ans says Straight from the Heart is a good couples skate song.

[Smax 3800]

Jfc guys

[tx 3 putt 76958]

Damn urquidy 

[WBT 20572]

Damnit.  All this after 2 outs

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Enjoy your Easter. This one is dead.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Urquillingus

[runthebone 7982]

This would be a good time for...a hit!

[runthebone 7982]

2 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Enjoy your Easter. This one is dead.

Tuesday may be pretty great, then?

[rvm96 1643]

9 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Yeah, because seriousness and in depth analysis was exactly what I was going for.  I'll dm you all my posts for peer review  before posting from now on.

We would all appreciate it

[Guest]

IDGAF how many runs Houston gives up if they're posting up a fucking gooseegg.

[Scraps 13561]

Might as well get no hit

[Rip76 4928]

Was Strom actually the batting coach?

[tx 3 putt 76958]

Don’t call it a comeback !

[Scraps 13561]

Well here we go

[Muny_Tex 293]

I think that was Agswin who dropped that HR ball lol


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