2022 Houston Astros Thread

[runthebone 7931]

I literally love Justin Verlander.

[TonyTexas 10481]

Beautiful game. Win the road trip even with our offensive deficiencies. 

[Gourmand 7774]

28 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

That’s much better.  Win the series tomorrow.  

Yep. Meanwhile, I'm gonna Art Car the shit outta this thing.

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1669]

 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Nice W boys. Get another one tomorrow

[henrygandorf 29174]

 

[henrygandorf 29174]

also…

obviously. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19144]

Got damn, the Verlander wasn't fucking around last night.

[Fudge Nuggets 19144]

8 hours ago, rvm96 said:

He literally had 1 bad outing and has given up 1 ER in 4 appearances this year.

And after said outing this thread had the vibe that he would never record another out in his career and duped team management before his re-signing with a hidden career threatening injury.

I guess my sarcasm tags need to be bolder and bigger next time.

[rvm96 1643]

17 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

And after said outing this thread had the vibe that he would never record another out in his career and duped team management before his re-signing with a hidden career threatening injury.

I guess my sarcasm tags need to be bolder and bigger next time.

Or just be a better poster

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19144]

Yeah, because seriousness and in depth analysis was exactly what I was going for.  I'll dm you all my posts for peer review  before posting from now on.

[Wulaw Horn 18968]

45 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Yeah, because seriousness and in depth analysis was exactly what I was going for.  I'll dm you all my posts for peer review  before posting from now on.

Don’t forget to PM Derka as well. He should be CC’d on all such correspondence. 

[tx 3 putt 76294]

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Got damn, the Verlander wasn't fucking around last night.

he had the red ass for sure. Need to roll into Minute Maid on a W 

[Fudge Nuggets 19144]

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

he had the red ass for sure. Need to roll into Minute Maid on a W 

Something about Sunday night and banging some maze.

Edited April 17, 2022 by Fudge Nuggets

[tx 3 putt 76294]

[clapclapclap 9000]

I haven't rooted this hard for Stinky Odor since his glorious punching of Joey Bats.  Puts Baltimore up 2-0 on the Yankees in the 8th.  Nice Easter egg.

[Guest]

I have always liked the Seattle throwbacks.

[Smax 3800]

Derp

[Guest]

great stop.

Miss the Cobra...

[kevwun 15608]

I see a DL stint in Diaz's future.

[tx 3 putt 76294]

Hopefully Diaz isn’t out for the season 

[Guest]

Catcher came up limpin too... SMDH.

[tx 3 putt 76294]

Altuve flashing some leather !

[Guest]

Little big man badass.

 

Love it.

[WBT 20411]

Maybe at some point we take advantage of a leadoff walk?

[Guadaloopy 10917]

I’d this real life?   Three lead off walks.  Three GIDPs. 

[HtownHorn 14468]

Looks like we are content with pulling everything onto the ground to the SS.

[WBT 20411]

*1 strikeout throwout

[Guadaloopy 10917]

Crap.  Another leadoff walk. 

[Smax 3800]

Damn

[HtownHorn 14468]

Fuck this team's approach right now.

[Guadaloopy 10917]

Are you kidding me?

[tx 3 putt 76294]

Four freaking dp’s in Four innings 

[Lat22 3994]

Goddamnit. 

[WBT 20411]

Sparky is a treasure.  He observed that Brash is from the same town in Ontario as Bryan Adams.  He then starts asking Ford about Bryan Adams hits ans says Straight from the Heart is a good couples skate song.

[Smax 3800]

Jfc guys

[tx 3 putt 76294]

Damn urquidy 

[WBT 20411]

Damnit.  All this after 2 outs

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Enjoy your Easter. This one is dead.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Urquillingus

[runthebone 7931]

This would be a good time for...a hit!

[runthebone 7931]

2 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Enjoy your Easter. This one is dead.

Tuesday may be pretty great, then?

[rvm96 1643]

9 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Yeah, because seriousness and in depth analysis was exactly what I was going for.  I'll dm you all my posts for peer review  before posting from now on.

We would all appreciate it

[Guest]

IDGAF how many runs Houston gives up if they're posting up a fucking gooseegg.

[Scraps 13538]

Might as well get no hit

[Rip76 4912]

Was Strom actually the batting coach?

[tx 3 putt 76294]

Don’t call it a comeback !

[Scraps 13538]

Well here we go

[Muny_Tex 291]

I think that was Agswin who dropped that HR ball lol


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