2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13809]

Lets go tie this shit up

[perfectchaos007 6780]

pop up 5 feet in front of the plate. shit

[Scraps 13809]

Massive boner killer by Tucker

[Gut Wagon 8219]

Let me hop in here and again start bashing Tucker, who's clearly the worst hitter in baseball and is guaranteed not to get it out of the infield tonight. Maybe they will help. 

[dr99 566]

Blum says "Tucker can make them pay" as he pops it up

[Gut Wagon 8219]

That strike call should get an ump suspended. 

[Scraps 13809]

Altuve and Yordan doing it all

[perfectchaos007 6780]

I see you uncle Mike. Please come back

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

10 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Altuve and Yordan doing it all

Bregman on stretches the last 2 months. 

[Scraps 13809]

Bregman on stretches the last 2 months. 

I was referring to them catching Ty France as he went head first into the Astros dugout

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Seattle pitcher is acting bitchy for a dude 1/3rd of a way through a no hit shutout.

[Guadaloopy 11138]

4 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Seattle pitcher is acting bitchy for a dude 1/3rd of a way through a no hit shutout.

I doubt he’s got 170 pitches in him tonight.  

[rvm96 1643]

I swear Bregman missed the bag on the double play. Maybe I'm blind though.

[BrickTop 487]

Lmao we owns these fucks and Robert Ray

What happened to Robbie Ray? He seems to have lost 3-4 mph off his fastball, he was pretty dominant last year with the Jays

[tx 3 putt 78730]

Of course they have a no hitter going 

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

31 minutes ago, Scraps said:

33 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Bregman on stretches the last 2 months. 

I was referring to them catching Ty France as he went head first into the Astros dugout

Sorry bout that. Took the kids to incredible pizza and hadn’t caught up to that yet. 
it’s also a pretty good summation of our offense

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Hey we got a hit!

[APMP 688]

Yuli in the 2 hole gotta deliver in these moments.

[Slacks 7069]

On 7/28/2022 at 8:26 PM, Slacks said:

Siri would be better than Jake right now...

 

On 7/28/2022 at 8:33 PM, Gourmand said:

Call up Siri!!

 

 

 

Check the time stamps. Slacks knows.

[rvm96 1643]

That hurt, but plenty of time left

[Slacks 7069]

Somebody tell me what page has the answer to my question...

How tf do I watch without access to ATTSW.

I need to bookmark that shit.

[tx 3 putt 78730]

4 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Somebody tell me what page has the answer to my question...

How tf do I watch without access to ATTSW.

I need to bookmark that shit.

https://mlb66.ir/simulator

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

HPU sucks. 
ho hum, another quality start for Framber. 

[Smax 3800]

4 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Somebody tell me what page has the answer to my question...

How tf do I watch without access to ATTSW.

I need to bookmark that shit.

 

 

https://mlb66.ir/simulator

 

This usually works

[tx 3 putt 78730]

Damn tuck 

[Scraps 13809]

Lets fucking go....breggy lead off double.

Tuck redeem yourself

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

Kyle Tucker essentially being an auto out isn’t doing us any favors. 

[Scraps 13809]

Damn tuck 

Well i guess not. I am behind so he sucks agian

[Scraps 13809]

Kyle Tucker essentially being an auto out isn’t doing us any favors. 

This is why you trade tucker for soto

/kidding
/OrAmI?
/Yes
/No
/Maybe
/SurlyGM

[tx 3 putt 78730]

That was a horrible throw 

[Scraps 13809]

That was a horrible throw 

Jake Meyersesque

[HtownHorn 15233]

Bregman is not what I would consider a fast runner.

[perfectchaos007 6780]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Bregman is not what I would consider a fast runner.

I think Yordan would beat him in a run around the bases.

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

This is why you trade tucker for soto

/kidding
/OrAmI?
/Yes
/No
/Maybe
/SurlyGM

I mean, I would do it. Soto is just a different level with the bat. I don’t know that the extra year helps Washington, but I’d do a Tucker, Chas and Garcia type deal for Soto & Bell if I was the Astros. I think.  It’d be hard to say no. I bet that the Astros package would produce more War than the package they got. I think my head hurts considering this. 

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I think Yordan would beat him in a run around the bases.

Yordan was 0.4 seconds faster than mlb average the other day going 1st to home so yeah- probably. 

[Scraps 13809]

Bregman is literally slower than everyone on the Astros except Maldy and tied with Brantley the last I checked so yeah Yordan would destroy him

[Scraps 13809]

Framber is gonna end up keeping his QS streak alive. Didn't look like it from the start he had.

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

Speaking of Maldy being slow as fuck. Holy shit that is stand up for everyone else. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Maldo's meaty It's all muscle! hustle

[tx 3 putt 78730]

Maldy needs oxygen 

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

I was holding my breath lol That dude is a gamer.

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

Look, I’m not making a prediction or anything but the one way we haven’t beaten them in this soul crushing streak we’ve had against them is letting them get well out in front and reeling them back in slowly but surely. 
just saying. 

[Lat22 4086]

Pinch runner and fucking bunt. 

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

Maldy is dead out there. The only double he would score on right now is a ground rule one. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

We're the Flying Wallendas!

[Guest]

Shift is unbeatable.

Hustle beast mode.

[Scraps 13809]

Goat

How the hell he got to 2nd. Seattle dumb

[rvm96 1643]

Altuve with the hustle 

[DoobieWah 1536]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Maldy is dead out there. The only double he would score on right now is a ground rule one. 

😆

[Guadaloopy 11138]

 

I think this should be the official “gruntled” gif.   That last AB for Tuve was quite gruntling.