2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Wulaw Horn 18971]

28 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Plus Tucker and Altuve haven’t started hitting yet, Yordan has missed half the games, Meyers (who may be the best CF the org has) hasn’t played yet, etc.

Sure.  That's all small sample size stuff.  On the other hand I don't think Pena will be an all star and I doubt our collective ERA (outside of ODO) remains under 2.00 or whatever we have going on.  MY guess is the good and bad settle out. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Pena leading off:

[Scraps 13539]

Yep I am down with it

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6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Yep I am down with it

Ride or die bitches...

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It's also Autism Awareness Night and Dollar Dog Night!

Have you seen my baseball?

Have you seen my wiener?

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[Scraps 13539]

Trout still out with a boo boo vagina....Rendons seems to have quit bleeding

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[Wulaw Horn 18971]

43 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

That certainly looked way worse. Like Bergmans last year or any of the other shit where guys disappear for a month or two. 
If he’s playing against Toronto that’s amazing. 

[Hank Chinaski 6310]

Yordan’s percentile ranks are looking decent…

[tx 3 putt 76314]

We really need to send the dodgers a muffin basket

[Scraps 13539]

Thats not flu that was mono Blum

[tx 3 putt 76314]

Come on Diaz 

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Unprofessional throw

[WBT 20415]

That should be an error on Diaz.  Shit, cost us a run.  Also, lulz at Adele.

[Scraps 13539]

Both ends weren't great, but Diaz's end was probably worse

[tx 3 putt 76314]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Both ends weren't great, but Diaz's end was probably worse

That looked like @Mez2 trying to catch a ball

Edited April 20, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[tx 3 putt 76314]

[TonyTexas 10481]

Adele is a good singer but a bad baseball player

[tx 3 putt 76314]

Nice dp

 

[Scraps 13539]

The little chinese kids making these just straight guessing

[tx 3 putt 76314]

City Connections unis tomorrow

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Pinche Chas 

[WBT 20415]

Bregs!

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Pitcher going sad panda.

[Scraps 13539]

Finish him Yordan

[WBT 20415]

Nice play Ted

[SimonBolivar 10911]

Fucking ball 

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Just a total coincidence that the Astros are dead last in the calls for/against rankings...and Dodgers were first last time I checked.

[Smax 3800]

These hits..

[Scraps 13539]

This game seems like it sucks

[David Dennison 18651]

Barf.

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Our offense is not good enough to combat this

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Ugly

[Scraps 13539]

Ohtani should take Abreu like 450.

[Scraps 13539]

Oh shit Abreu just whiffed him lol

[Scraps 13539]

Need someone to blast a 2 or 3 run homer this inning

[Scraps 13539]

Lol we hitting balls 110 mph and getting nothing

They hitting them like 85 and getting 9 singles


Baseball

[Scraps 13539]

Im over here doing Kalas' job for him

[Scraps 13539]

Leadoff power

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that woke up the crowd

[Planet Houston 4923]

Popped one!

[Scraps 13539]

Bregman connect here and we are back in business

[APMP 685]

That didn't even look like a full swing from Pena... to use a golf analogy, Pena's follow through made it seem like he was hitting wedge, not driver. Impressive pop from the kid.

[Planet Houston 4923]

Popped one!

[Scraps 13539]

Planet H is on that 30 min double post delay

Or he is from the future

[Lat22 3994]

16 hours ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Our offense is not good enough to combat this

We’re playing against major league teams with 8 batters. 

[Planet Houston 4923]

14 hours ago, Scraps said:

Planet H is on that 30 min double post delay

Or he is from the future
 

Weird. Happened twice. Guess I need to go to the borked thread. 

Edited April 20, 2022 by Planet Houston

[Planet Houston 4923]

Just now, Planet Houston said:

Weird. Happened twice. Guess I need to go to the borked thread.