2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13,542]

 
he sucks

Well duh

[Scraps 13,542]

Homerun Leslie

[TexArcher 37,508]

Hahaha, eat shit, Arlington.

[Limp Brisket 546]

I love some Yuli, but from batting title last season to his production this season….it’s rough.

[WBT 20,420]

Let's not jinx away the quality start streak Kalas

[David Dennison 18,655]

Nice defense, fellas.

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Dinking around with a AA squad. Beat these clowns

[Texas St. Armadillos 1,381]

Nobody behind the plate even watching the game.

[Gourmand 7,774]

Angel Hernandez tugging his crotch at Altuve wtf

[tx 3 putt 76,363]

4 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Nobody behind the plate even watching the game.

 

that area is dumb

[UTexasFight 9,380]

10 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Nobody behind the plate even watching the game.

I’m not watching the game but assuming you’re referring to Angel 

[Scraps 13,542]

Angel is awesome. Brings the lulz

[TexArcher 37,508]

About time to put this game to bed, fellas.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Lulz. Thanks Angel

[Scraps 13,542]

Lmao nice ball 4 Angel

Free run!

[Lat22 3,994]

He is so bad. And unfireable I would imagine. 

[TexArcher 37,508]

I mean, we'll take the cheap run, obv, but it's beyond annoying that this incompetent prick still has a job.

[tx 3 putt 76,363]

weak sauce man 

[David Dennison 18,655]

Run aside, that was brutal.

[rvm96 1,643]

I did not enjoy those last two at bats

[runthebone 7,932]

These new guys suck!

[Honeysucklerose 957]

I did not enjoy those last two at bats

For the best AL record, we aren’t in very good shape heading into the playoffs offensively.

[rvm96 1,643]

 

 

[Gut Wagon 8,052]

Valdez is straight money these days. 

[rvm96 1,643]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Valdez is straight money these days. 

The only time he really seems to get in real trouble is when his curveball gets too nasty and starts hitting people

[Scraps 13,542]

Framber for HOF

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

Valdez better be on the roster next year.   Learn me.

[UTexasFight 9,380]

Uh Neris on for the 9th…

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

51 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I’m not watching the game but assuming you’re referring to Angel 

googling that field level luxury area behind the plate -- $300k for a season? what is it, corporate suite on a game by game basis?

Also, was checking out the hot Asian babe back there. 

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Uh Neris on for the 9th…

better him than Maton

[Gourmand 7,774]

STROS WIN!

[elfenix 34,171]

astros win!

[LebongJames 1,785]

My Framber, Cy Young prediction before the year is starting to look pretty damn good.

[Storm the Field 5,271]

83-47. Back to our high-water mark of 36 over .500. On pace for a 103-59 finish. 

Guys, I'm starting to think we might make the playoffs!

[UTexasFight 9,380]

4 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

83-47. Back to our high-water mark of 36 over .500. On pace for a 103-59 finish. 

Guys, I'm starting to think we might make the playoffs!

Magic number 22

[henrygandorf 29,174]

a couple folks on twitter suggested that we wore our batting practice uni's tonight because it's the 5 year anniversary of when we had to wear them vs the rangers...in tampa.  any truth to this?

[UTexasFight 9,380]

12 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

a couple folks on twitter suggested that we wore our batting practice uni's tonight because it's the 5 year anniversary of when we had to wear them vs the rangers...in tampa.  any truth to this?

Man I hope not.

but do wonder how often we wear those on the road.

we wore the hat with the orange brim 5 years ago so if those has made an appearance tonight, you can guarantee that’s what they were doing 

[Js1 85,107]

18 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

a couple folks on twitter suggested that we wore our batting practice uni's tonight because it's the 5 year anniversary of when we had to wear them vs the rangers...in tampa.  any truth to this?

 

[The Dog 43,802]

[henrygandorf 29,174]

hmm never heard that before. 

[The Dog 43,802]

 

[tx 3 putt 76,363]

55 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Uh Neris on for the 9th…

 

unpopular opinion, but whatever.....we're the #1 team in the AL - ANYONE in our bullpen should be able to handle the 9th with a 2 run lead

 

[WBT 20,420]

Great game by Framber.  With Vazquez catching I was worried he might start throwing pitches into the stands.

[Gut Wagon 8,052]

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

unpopular opinion, but whatever.....we're the #1 team in the AL - ANYONE in our bullpen should be able to handle the 9th with a 2 run lead

 

True. Of course, "should" and "would" aren't exactly synonyms. 

Edited August 31, 2022 by Gut Wagon

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Such an awesome night.

[WBT 20,420]

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

unpopular opinion, but whatever.....we're the #1 team in the AL - ANYONE in our bullpen should be able to handle the 9th with a 2 run lead

 

I'd feel good about everyone but Maton and Smith.

[Chuckie Finster 22,600]

35 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

 

Such an awesome night.

 

The Verlander news combined with finding out my wife was pregnant with our first child the next morning is 12 hours that will likely never be topped in my lifetime.

[Ojo Rojo 1,897]

14 hours ago, Welch said:

Not disagreeing with you at all, but lol at the thought of Dusty Baker, of all people, solely judging people on postseason success.

That's not what I meant.  I meant that it will require meaningful, i.e. playoff, games for Dusty to put our best lineup on the field every night.

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

[TonyTexas 10,482]

Not playing Yordan today is the right move. Assuming he plays Friday, that’s 6 days of rest while only missing 3 games. 

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Welp: