2022 Houston Astros Thread

[UTexasFight 9,380]

Our starting pitching.

man.

[runthebone 7,932]

Wait until you see Brown!

[TonyTexas 10,482]

Would have been a perfect time to pinch hit Diaz for Vazquez and give him a couple of innings behind the plate. Vazquez has caught 19 innings in less than 24 hours and it’s hot as balls. 

[Guadaloopy 10,925]

They pulled Altuve when he had a chance at the cycle.  I guess Dusty doesn’t want him to get injured tripping on 2nd while trying to stretch a double into a triple.  

[runthebone 7,932]

I hate when Dusty fucking pulls Altuve before his final at bat.  3000, for fucks sake.

Meatball

[Guadaloopy 10,925]

Good timing with that solo shot, Trout.  Clutch.  

[UTexasFight 9,380]

I’d trade both of these Hensley hits today for one in extras yesterday… really anything besides the K and GIDP he actually produced 

[Guadaloopy 10,925]

7 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I hate when Dusty fucking pulls Altuve before his final at bat.  3000, for fucks sake.

Meatball

Altuve needs about seven more seasons at his current level of production to make 3000.  Late game substitutions won’t keep him from getting there.  

[Gut Wagon 8,052]

I wanted Jose to bat again and crank a homer...then stop at third base and refuse to score on the play. Either a unique way to get a cycle or history's ultimate TOOTBLAN. 

[Guadaloopy 10,925]

Need a positive sign here, Yordan.  

There we go!!!!

[tx 3 putt 76,389]

Good job Slappy !

[elfenix 34,171]

astros win!

[tx 3 putt 76,389]

4-1 road trip. Our wounded can heal up 100%, no need to rush anyone back. 

[WBT 20,422]

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Tags is stealing Chandler Rome's material 

7 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

Some nice booing answered with a Tuve bomb.  Now a triple short of the cycle, which is the same as being one girl short of a threesome. 

Beats being two girls short

[tx 3 putt 76,389]

 

[henrygandorf 29,177]

our aaa team always looks like they’re playing against little leaguers with their dominance. 

[tx 3 putt 76,389]

Can Hensley play any OF ?

can he make a push for Dorbon’s playoff roster spot ?

[TonyTexas 10,482]

17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Can Hensley play any OF ?

can he make a push for Dorbon’s playoff roster spot ?

He’s only played 7 games at LF in the minors but played a lot of outfield in college, summer and winter league. 

[UTPhil2006 3,792]

19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Can Hensley play any OF ?

can he make a push for Dorbon’s playoff roster spot ?

He hasn't that I know of.  That's why we needed to sign Conforto

[Gut Wagon 8,052]

4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

He’s only played 7 games at LF in the minors but played a lot of outfield in college, summer and winter league. 

Unless his throwing arm is literally detached from his body, I'd say he's worth giving a shot out there. We're obviously to the point a little experimentation won't risk our season, and he might just stick. 

[tx 3 putt 76,389]

I hope he can make a push for spot on the playoff roster. It’ll be good competition

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Seems to me a 6’6-6’7 guy who can move and throw well enough to play shortstop could play a little left field. You sure wouldn’t put any of our left fielders at short stop. 

[Wulaw Horn 18,981]

7 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Seems to me a 6’6-6’7 guy who can move and throw well enough to play shortstop could play a little left field. You sure wouldn’t put any of our left fielders at short stop. 

Left field at MMP is practically first base in the sense that anyone that’s a decent athlete should be able to get by occasionally for a game or two. 

[kevwun 15,653]

The hardest part is figuring out how to play balls off the scoreboard and that's not very difficult.

[tx 3 putt 76,389]

[TonyTexas 10,482]

Dusty starting the A team behind Brown

 

 

Edited September 5, 2022 by TonyTexas

[TonyTexas 10,482]

19 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Seems to me a 6’6-6’7 guy who can move and throw well enough to play shortstop could play a little left field.

Left field isn’t the problem. Centerfield is our problem 

[runthebone 7,932]

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

The hardest part is figuring out how to play balls off the scoreboard and that's not very difficult.

Yeah, you just need to be in when Maton or Smith is pitching.

[UTexasFight 9,380]

Sucks that the debut of a HOFer is going to be made wearing pajamas.

[tx 3 putt 76,389]

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Left field at MMP is practically first base in the sense that anyone that’s a decent athlete should be able to get by occasionally for a game or two. 

picking up the ball off the bat and then instinctively knowing where to go is a little important too

 

[Js1 85,110]

@tx 3 putt I-10 battle gonna be a breeze tonight 

[tx 3 putt 76,389]

 

 

[tx 3 putt 76,389]

 

[Scraps 13,542]

Its only going to get worse....Lady Gaga here Sept 13 and Billy Joel on Sept 23rd

[kevwun 15,653]

The field always looks pretty rough by the end of the season.  There are fairly large bare spots in the outfield.

[Scraps 13,542]

The field always looks pretty rough by the end of the season.  There are fairly large bare spots in the outfield.

Not anywhere close to this extent. Normally it is just where the fielders stand.

[kevwun 15,653]

I'm sure it's much worse from the concert, but in June we sat in the right field corner and I was kind of shocked how bad the grass looked.

Edited September 5, 2022 by kevwun

[tx 3 putt 76,389]

 

 

[Scraps 13,542]

Urquidy, Garcia, Framber and Javier all went out to the bullpen to watch Brown go through pregame and warmup

[Scraps 13,542]

Stranglehold....strong

Always thought that would be a good walk up song.

[Wulaw Horn 18,981]

I’m pretty excited. 

[tx 3 putt 76,389]

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Urquidy, Garcia, Framber and Javier all went out to the bullpen to watch Brown go through pregame and warmup
 

 

best clubhouse in MLB

 

[UTexasFight 9,380]

Dot

dot

slider at 96

 

 

jesus

[tx 3 putt 76,389]

that ball has some pop !!

HoF or bust !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WBT 20,422]

Currently on pace for 27 Ks per 9 which I think would be a record.

[kevwun 15,653]

He's throwing a little harder than when we saw him in Round Rock.  I imagine he's a little amped.

 

[tx 3 putt 76,389]

1, 2, 3 inning !!!

 

on pace for 0.00 era and 0.00 whip, bring it !

[WBT 20,422]

Well that was a pretty good first inning.  104 mph and 397 feet on that flyout but his placement was good

[runthebone 7,932]

Why is MLBN showing worthless fucking highlights

[Scraps 13,542]

Bullets Alvarez