2022 Houston Astros Thread

[WBT 20420]

Fire up the ump scorecard

[Scraps 13542]

Fire up the ump scorecard

Yeah this dude already blew his perfect night lol

[WBT 20420]

Lulz, what's Bregman crying about?  Unless he's complaining on behalf of Uncle Mike.

[Scraps 13542]

That one to Bregman was good, but way to have a talk with this fuck stick. Yordan is gonna K on 3 balls 4 inches outside

[Scraps 13542]

Probably just saying make sure you call the same shit for Framber

[Scraps 13542]

This field sucks btw. I have been there and was not impressed. Has nothing to do with it being Texas either. Field level seats were stupid. Jumbotron was stupid. If you like upper deck seats(which I am not opposed to every now and then) then this is the joint for you.

[Guadaloopy 10921]

All hail the shift.  

[WBT 20420]

3 hours ago, Scraps said:

Dusty reads surly 

It works!

[Scraps 13542]

Wants to play the field yo

[Guadaloopy 10921]

Easy swing.  Big result. 

[IDIOTsavant 8445]

On 4/24/2022 at 3:19 PM, Scraps said:

Yordan needs to play the field to get out of this slump

Palabra!

[Scraps 13542]

I got no advice on the Tucker front other than its the fucking Rangers

[Guadaloopy 10921]

It’s just amazing to watch Yuli get his hands in.  

[Guadaloopy 10921]

Yordan got him some purple drank.  

[IDIOTsavant 8445]

[Scraps 13542]

Fuck son

[Guadaloopy 10921]

Dammit.  Cruel game.  

[WBT 20420]

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

This field sucks btw. I have been there and was not impressed. Has nothing to do with it being Texas either. Field level seats were stupid. Jumbotron was stupid. If you like upper deck seats(which I am not opposed to every now and then) then this is the joint for you.

The fucking tables behind the plate with half the people not facing the field are also stupid.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Really disappointing not to be able to throw up a crooked number there.

[Guadaloopy 10921]

No one paid for a ticket to watch Erich Bacchus tonight, but he demands to be seen.  

[Honeysucklerose 957]

This ump blows. And yes, this field is terrible. I have sat in those club seats down low and the whole design blows

[David Dennison 18656]

That shit has got to stop.

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Ok the kid is gonna have to start fielding those

[David Dennison 18656]

Is he already up to three errors?

EDIT: God dammit!

Edited April 26, 2022 by David Dennison

[Scraps 13542]

Well now he won't be playing the field for a month lol

[clapclapclap 9000]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

This field sucks btw. I have been there and was not impressed. Has nothing to do with it being Texas either. Field level seats were stupid. Jumbotron was stupid. If you like upper deck seats(which I am not opposed to every now and then) then this is the joint for you.

At least they know how to open a roof.

And aren't wearing one of their ugly red versions of their uni's tonight.

I do feel sorry for Rangers fans, their version of Julia is a washed up leathering mom who does cringy "I am my kids mom!  My most important job!" commercials and will sue if they ever try to dump her for younger eye relief. 

Edited April 26, 2022 by clapclapclap

[clapclapclap 9000]

Sniper!

81 mph pitch that bounced in the dirt first.

Edited April 26, 2022 by clapclapclap

[clapclapclap 9000]

And then in response:

 

[Scraps 13542]

Finally something goes our way.

[cabowabo 4453]

Nice hustle Tucker.

[Guadaloopy 10921]

We’ll take it.  

[HtownHorn 14486]

Tucker should be on 2nd. He should be benched. Dusty needs to put his foot down on this stupid shit the Astros do running the bases.

[WBT 20420]

They called that a hit?  Their official scorer is as shitty as the rest of the team.

Edited April 26, 2022 by WBT

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Tucker is a pansy

[HtownHorn 14486]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

They called that a hit?  Their official scorer is as shitty as the rest of the team.

The only errors they give out are the ones Pena has gotten in the last 2 days. Hit directly at the player and he boots it, or bad a throw. A fielder takes 2 steps in either direction it's a hit.

Edited April 26, 2022 by HtownHorn

[clapclapclap 9000]

Some pretty good Strategery:

 

[TexArcher 37508]

Have I ever told y'all how much I hate the Rangers?

It's a lot.

[Scraps 13542]

Oh this fucking guy.

[Honeysucklerose 957]

I hate that for Framber. A gem of a night and our offense stays on life support.

[UTexasFight 9380]

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CczApdcgx1c/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[David Dennison 18656]

CRAP!

[David Dennison 18656]

Welp, this is what happens when your offense is anemic.

[Guadaloopy 10921]

This sucks so hard.  

[clapclapclap 9000]

I could be wrong, but I don't think our offense is giving up all these hits this inning.

[Scraps 13542]

Had him 0-2 dingleberry

[David Dennison 18656]

5 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

I could be wrong, but I don't think our offense is giving up all these hits this inning.

Yeah but our offense has only mustered 2 runs against Ranger pitching, one of which was a gift, so . . . 

[David Dennison 18656]

What the fuck are you doing?

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Nice hitting Tucker

[David Dennison 18656]

Nice AB, Jason. Well done.

[cabowabo 4453]

That was a strike Castro.... sit down.