2022 Houston Astros Thread

[WBT 20902]

Fire up the ump scorecard

[Scraps 13761]

Fire up the ump scorecard

Yeah this dude already blew his perfect night lol

[WBT 20902]

Lulz, what's Bregman crying about?  Unless he's complaining on behalf of Uncle Mike.

[Scraps 13761]

That one to Bregman was good, but way to have a talk with this fuck stick. Yordan is gonna K on 3 balls 4 inches outside

[Scraps 13761]

Probably just saying make sure you call the same shit for Framber

[Scraps 13761]

This field sucks btw. I have been there and was not impressed. Has nothing to do with it being Texas either. Field level seats were stupid. Jumbotron was stupid. If you like upper deck seats(which I am not opposed to every now and then) then this is the joint for you.

[Guadaloopy 11126]

All hail the shift.  

[WBT 20902]

3 hours ago, Scraps said:

Dusty reads surly 

It works!

[Scraps 13761]

Wants to play the field yo

[Guadaloopy 11126]

Easy swing.  Big result. 

[IDIOTsavant 8673]

On 4/24/2022 at 3:19 PM, Scraps said:

Yordan needs to play the field to get out of this slump

Palabra!

[Scraps 13761]

I got no advice on the Tucker front other than its the fucking Rangers

[Guadaloopy 11126]

It’s just amazing to watch Yuli get his hands in.  

[Guadaloopy 11126]

Yordan got him some purple drank.  

[IDIOTsavant 8673]

[Scraps 13761]

Fuck son

[Guadaloopy 11126]

Dammit.  Cruel game.  

[WBT 20902]

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

This field sucks btw. I have been there and was not impressed. Has nothing to do with it being Texas either. Field level seats were stupid. Jumbotron was stupid. If you like upper deck seats(which I am not opposed to every now and then) then this is the joint for you.

The fucking tables behind the plate with half the people not facing the field are also stupid.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Really disappointing not to be able to throw up a crooked number there.

[Guadaloopy 11126]

No one paid for a ticket to watch Erich Bacchus tonight, but he demands to be seen.  

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

This ump blows. And yes, this field is terrible. I have sat in those club seats down low and the whole design blows

[David Dennison 19444]

That shit has got to stop.

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

Ok the kid is gonna have to start fielding those

[David Dennison 19444]

Is he already up to three errors?

EDIT: God dammit!

Edited April 26, 2022 by David Dennison

[Scraps 13761]

Well now he won't be playing the field for a month lol

[clapclapclap 9000]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

This field sucks btw. I have been there and was not impressed. Has nothing to do with it being Texas either. Field level seats were stupid. Jumbotron was stupid. If you like upper deck seats(which I am not opposed to every now and then) then this is the joint for you.

At least they know how to open a roof.

And aren't wearing one of their ugly red versions of their uni's tonight.

I do feel sorry for Rangers fans, their version of Julia is a washed up leathering mom who does cringy "I am my kids mom!  My most important job!" commercials and will sue if they ever try to dump her for younger eye relief. 

Edited April 26, 2022 by clapclapclap

[clapclapclap 9000]

Sniper!

81 mph pitch that bounced in the dirt first.

Edited April 26, 2022 by clapclapclap

[clapclapclap 9000]

And then in response:

 

[Scraps 13761]

Finally something goes our way.

[cabowabo 4646]

Nice hustle Tucker.

[Guadaloopy 11126]

We’ll take it.  

[HtownHorn 15243]

Tucker should be on 2nd. He should be benched. Dusty needs to put his foot down on this stupid shit the Astros do running the bases.

[WBT 20902]

They called that a hit?  Their official scorer is as shitty as the rest of the team.

Edited April 26, 2022 by WBT

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

Tucker is a pansy

[HtownHorn 15243]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

They called that a hit?  Their official scorer is as shitty as the rest of the team.

The only errors they give out are the ones Pena has gotten in the last 2 days. Hit directly at the player and he boots it, or bad a throw. A fielder takes 2 steps in either direction it's a hit.

Edited April 26, 2022 by HtownHorn

[clapclapclap 9000]

Some pretty good Strategery:

 

[TexArcher 38857]

Have I ever told y'all how much I hate the Rangers?

It's a lot.

[Scraps 13761]

Oh this fucking guy.

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

I hate that for Framber. A gem of a night and our offense stays on life support.

[UTexasFight 9790]

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CczApdcgx1c/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[David Dennison 19444]

CRAP!

[David Dennison 19444]

Welp, this is what happens when your offense is anemic.

[Guadaloopy 11126]

This sucks so hard.  

[clapclapclap 9000]

I could be wrong, but I don't think our offense is giving up all these hits this inning.

[Scraps 13761]

Had him 0-2 dingleberry

[David Dennison 19444]

5 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

I could be wrong, but I don't think our offense is giving up all these hits this inning.

Yeah but our offense has only mustered 2 runs against Ranger pitching, one of which was a gift, so . . . 

[David Dennison 19444]

What the fuck are you doing?

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

Nice hitting Tucker

[David Dennison 19444]

Nice AB, Jason. Well done.

[cabowabo 4646]

That was a strike Castro.... sit down.