2022 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 77281]

106 row 5, $45

 

[tx 3 putt 77281]

Too many errors for pena 

[WBT 20650]

Look at Dubon expertly holding Varsho to a double and not a triple

Fucking hell Peña

And Maldonado

[Scraps 13570]

Inning of retardation

He is out

[Scraps 13570]

Lmao ok ump show

[WBT 20650]

Scorekeeper needs to get his head out of his ass and give Peña an error to help conserve JV's ERA

[rvm96 1643]

11 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Verlander needs to throw 8 more innings and not give up an earned run to post an ERA of 1.736842105 which would beat Pedro's 2000 ERA of 1.741935484 which would be the lowest AL ERA of the Wild Card era (since 1995)

Now Vote 4 Pedro was 0.84 ERA below #2 (Kevin Brown) where Verlander would not even be at 50% that amount ahead of #2 this year.

Well way to jinx it

[CycleTex87 2980]

22 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

pena needs some time with a wooden glove, 18 errors is too many

Quoting for truth again tonight. 

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, CycleTex87 said:

Quoting for truth again tonight. 

He is tied with Corey Seagor 😂

[Scraps 13570]

We lost this game when the lineup card was filled out.


Pena in 2 hole only yo

[patrickdrinksbeer 793]

had monday off and have tomorrow off, but altuve can’t play tonight with alvarez out?

[WBT 20650]

23 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Inning of retardation

He is out

game of retardation

[WBT 20650]

Machete rounding into playoff form.  Although he was already leading the league in PBs coming into tonight.

Edited September 29, 2022 by WBT

[Gut Wagon 8086]

This feeble lineup with JV pitching already would be a recipe for Houston scoring 0-2 runs. Coming off some monster scoring outbursts likely sealed the deal. Shock me, team. 

[WBT 20650]

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Scorekeeper needs to get his head out of his ass and give Peña an error to help conserve JV's ERA

Changed it to unearned anyway because of the passed ball.  Still think it was an error though.

[Js1 85490]

Fizzy!

[Gut Wagon 8086]

It's alive! 

[WBT 20650]

Chazzy Fizz!

[WBT 20650]

Great escape!

[Scraps 13570]

Damn JV whipped his cock out there

[Gut Wagon 8086]

Studly pitching right there 

[runthebone 8027]

What a badass.

[WBT 20650]

Need a run to get JV the win.

[cabowabo 4507]

What the fuck?

[WBT 20650]

That was almost a really smart play by Bregman.  Just needed to hold his water a little longer.

[henrygandorf 29194]

9 minutes ago, runthebone said:

What a badass. dumbass.

fixed for bregman.  come on.

[Scraps 13570]

Dubon has raisin balls

[Scraps 13570]

Diaz over here fucking around and not even ready for that last pitch

[Scraps 13570]

Chubb Rock in to pitch for AZ

[Scraps 13570]

Dubon has raisin balls

Prove me wrong

[WBT 20650]

3putt down there leading the Chas chants?

[Scraps 13570]

Nevermind raisin balls

[WBT 20650]

Just now, Scraps said:

42 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Dubon has raisin balls

Prove me wrong

lolno

[HtownHorn 14760]

Less than ideal AB from Altuve.

[Rimbo 26037]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Less than ideal AB from Altuve.

Yeeeeeeeeah, not a fan of the "bunt twice" strategy.

[David Dennison 18944]

That was . . . wut?

[Scraps 13570]

Fucking around with a bunt was dumb as fuck

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

I didn't know Bob Horner is now a Diamondback reliever. 

[Smax 3800]

Fucking around with a bunt was dumb as fuck

Seriously wtf was that

[David Dennison 18944]

Guys. Bunt was totally the right call there with Jose Altuve.

Totally.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Fantastic extras, boys

[kevwun 15840]

First bunt was ok.  Dumb to try it twice.  He gave 2 strikes to a guy who was struggling to throw strikes.

[UTexasFight 9519]

Altuve knew smith was on in the 10th….and would suck

long game to get him left off the postseason roster

hopefully 

[Rimbo 26037]

losing still sucks

[tx 3 putt 77281]

24 minutes ago, kevwun said:

First bunt was ok.  Dumb to try it twice.  He gave 2 strikes to a guy who was struggling to throw strikes.

 

this. 3rd baseman was waaaaaaaay back 

[Guadaloopy 11010]

Hung in there and had a chance to beat a great pitcher with our C lineup.  Game was lost when Altuve tried to get too cute.  But whatevs.  Get the rest in, stay sharp, and win at least one more game.   

[Wulaw Horn 19145]

Magic numbers

1- Yankees

2- Braves and Mets 

12- LA Dodgers. Might be 13- not sure who would   win the tiebreaker as we haven’t played. 

[kevwun 15840]

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

this. 3rd baseman was waaaaaaaay back 

Yeah any kind of a half way decent bunt toward 3rd would have won the game.  The third basemen was back against the grass.

[UTexasFight 9519]

What’s your order of preference for LDS opponent (after #1: it don’t make a shit)

I’m going:

1) Mariners

2) Rays

3) Blue Jays

 

Ideal scenario for me would be M’s passing Rays for the #5 slot and taking out the Jays in the WC round.

Rays getting Glasnow back last night makes them stronger and stronger the longer they can stay in it.

[tx 3 putt 77281]

5 hours ago, kevwun said:

Yeah any kind of a half way decent bunt toward 3rd would have won the game.  The third basemen was back against the grass.

and stayed there for the 2nd attempt

14 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

What’s your order of preference for LDS opponent (after #1: it don’t make a shit)

I’m going:

1) Mariners

2) Rays

3) Blue Jays

 

Ideal scenario for me would be M’s passing Rays for the #5 slot and taking out the Jays in the WC round.

Rays getting Glasnow back last night makes them stronger and stronger the longer they can stay in it.

we play we play, don’t give a fuck. Long way to go and every team out there wants to avoid this pitching staff