2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Is Stanek dead?

[Scraps 13531]

Is Stanek dead?

Saving him for the lead

[Slacks 6791]

I shouldn't have come. I'm endangering the whole mission.

[runthebone 7929]

That inning was the tits.

[Scraps 13531]

LETS FUCKING GO

[tx 3 putt 76159]

let's try again boys, time to get a run 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Now we win. Not sure how, but.... 

[UTexasFight 9369]

Idk how the rays/guardians did 15 innings of this 

[elfenix 34168]

More free baseball

[Scraps 13531]

Our plate discipline has went full retard today

[cabowabo 4449]

Fuck the dork fans who put shoes on their heads and who embrace nicknames based on a man’s fat hairy ass. 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

stanek is loose and ready

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

These bats are shit.

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Need the La Piña gang to do more damage here.  

[cabowabo 4449]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

stanek is loose and ready

Who is on deck after him?  At some point, we probably need to have a reliever who can pitch more than one inning. 

[UTexasFight 9369]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Who is on deck after him?  At some point, we probably need to have a reliever who can pitch more than one inning. 

Garcia/Urquidy will be in the 13th if it gets there

Edited October 15, 2022 by UTexasFight

[Scraps 13531]

Who is on deck after him?  At some point, we probably need to have a reliever who can pitch more than one inning. 

Hunter Brown

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Who is on deck after him?  At some point, we probably need to have a reliever who can pitch more than one inning. 

I mean we have Brown, Urquidy and Garcia who are all starters. If we keep throwing up zeros this game could go 25 innings without it being a big deal. 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

If we win this game it will be a weird sweep. Hasn’t felt dominated at all. Just win idgaf how.

[UTexasFight 9369]

Brown/Garcia/Urquidy/Javier would be what we have left 

[cabowabo 4449]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean we have Brown, Urquidy and Garcia who are all starters. If we keep throwing up zeros this game could go 25 innings without it being a big deal. 

Good point. Forgot about those guys. 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Brown/Garcia/Urquidy/Javier would be what we have left 

And then...Dubon. 

[Guest]

Astros are playing like a team that was told they have to lose.

Then the Mariners aren't good enough to take the win.

This game sucks ass.

Edited October 15, 2022 by slorch

[runthebone 7929]

Would have left Abreu in, I think.

[Smax 3799]

1 minute ago, slorch said:

Astros are playing like a team that was told they have to lose.

Then the Mariners aren't good enough to take the win.

This game sucks ass.

 

 

Pitchers duel, this game is awesome 

[elfenix 34168]

Hardest hit ball for the Ms today?

[TexArcher 37455]

Announcer needs to calm his tits.

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Brown/Garcia/Urquidy/Javier would be what we have left 

Seriously, you look at that and we could go 30 innings today easily. I mean, we can’t put up that many zeros both ways but no team has ever in the history of post season been more prepared to go this deep with quality arms. 

[UTexasFight 9369]

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

Hardest hit ball for the Ms today?

Santana had 109 earlier on his out to tucker

julio’s double in the 9th was 112

Edited October 15, 2022 by UTexasFight

[Guest]

Just now, Smax said:

 

 

Pitchers duel, this game is awesome 

I could buy in on the pitcher's duel concept if Astros hitters weren't bailing out the M's pitching by not making them throw strikes at all.  They aren't batting like the Astros normally do.  They look like the fucking Rangers.

[IDIOTsavant 8437]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Someone had 109 earlier 

Fair?

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

I think what They are doing here is only going 1 with all the bullpen guys so that we still have a fresh bullpen tomorrow/Monday if it comes to that. I like it. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

the organization should fly in Altuve's parents. 

[elfenix 34168]

Moar free baseball

[Dutchrudder 11103]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I think what They are doing here is only going 1 with all the bullpen guys so that we still have a fresh bullpen tomorrow/Monday if it comes to that. I like it. 

What happens when we get to the bottom of the 16th?

[UTexasFight 9369]

Time to get the lead and our rookie stud to finish this 

[cabowabo 4449]

Altuve is fixing to be a hero. 

[TexArcher 37455]

There we go!

Runs!!

Score some fucking runs!!

I can't do this all night.

[Macklemore 2898]

Let’s get good ABs at a minimum damn it.

[Guadaloopy 10903]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I think what They are doing here is only going 1 with all the bullpen guys so that we still have a fresh bullpen tomorrow/Monday if it comes to that. I like it. 

Yep. This is a war of attrition and the Mariners don’t have the numbers in the bullpen to outlast.  

[cabowabo 4449]

2 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

the organization should fly in Altuve's parents. 

Or some fat bitch for him to slumpbust a nut in. 

[Scraps 13531]

M's gotta throw trash here soon aka Robbie Ray

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Just now, Scraps said:

M's gotta throw trash here soon

Servais is sweating it.  

[Scraps 13531]

I need my Chas bomb!!!! Lmao

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

What happens when we get to the bottom of the 16th?

I mean Hunter Brown. Or Garcia. This is why you have the starters out there at the back of the game so they can give you 5 or 6 in a blowout or marathon. 
those guys aren’t a part of our path to victory tomorrow. You can throw them as long as you want. 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

Brown is warming up 

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

Are y’all sweating this game?  I’d like to win but I can’t work up my full anxiety at 2-0. I’d be a mess if this was tomorrow but this is a free roll. 

Edited October 16, 2022 by Wulaw Horn

[tx 3 putt 76159]

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Not worried about this game, but I’d sure like to win it!

[HtownHorn 14446]

Our plate discipline this game has been abysmal.

That is what the 5th time they have hit an Astro in this game?

Edited October 16, 2022 by HtownHorn