2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Guadaloopy 11,012]

Is Stanek dead?

[Scraps 13,570]

Is Stanek dead?

Saving him for the lead

[Slacks 6,859]

I shouldn't have come. I'm endangering the whole mission.

[runthebone 8,030]

That inning was the tits.

[Scraps 13,570]

LETS FUCKING GO

[tx 3 putt 77,342]

let's try again boys, time to get a run 

[Gut Wagon 8,087]

Now we win. Not sure how, but.... 

[UTexasFight 9,523]

Idk how the rays/guardians did 15 innings of this 

[elfenix 34,331]

More free baseball

[Scraps 13,570]

Our plate discipline has went full retard today

[cabowabo 4,513]

Fuck the dork fans who put shoes on their heads and who embrace nicknames based on a man’s fat hairy ass. 

[tx 3 putt 77,342]

stanek is loose and ready

[Fudge Nuggets 19,211]

These bats are shit.

[Guadaloopy 11,012]

Need the La Piña gang to do more damage here.  

[cabowabo 4,513]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

stanek is loose and ready

Who is on deck after him?  At some point, we probably need to have a reliever who can pitch more than one inning. 

[UTexasFight 9,523]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Who is on deck after him?  At some point, we probably need to have a reliever who can pitch more than one inning. 

Garcia/Urquidy will be in the 13th if it gets there

Edited October 15, 2022 by UTexasFight

[Scraps 13,570]

Who is on deck after him?  At some point, we probably need to have a reliever who can pitch more than one inning. 

Hunter Brown

[Wulaw Horn 19,147]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Who is on deck after him?  At some point, we probably need to have a reliever who can pitch more than one inning. 

I mean we have Brown, Urquidy and Garcia who are all starters. If we keep throwing up zeros this game could go 25 innings without it being a big deal. 

[Rockethorn1978 6,102]

If we win this game it will be a weird sweep. Hasn’t felt dominated at all. Just win idgaf how.

[UTexasFight 9,523]

Brown/Garcia/Urquidy/Javier would be what we have left 

[cabowabo 4,513]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean we have Brown, Urquidy and Garcia who are all starters. If we keep throwing up zeros this game could go 25 innings without it being a big deal. 

Good point. Forgot about those guys. 

[Gut Wagon 8,087]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Brown/Garcia/Urquidy/Javier would be what we have left 

And then...Dubon. 

[Guest]

Astros are playing like a team that was told they have to lose.

Then the Mariners aren't good enough to take the win.

This game sucks ass.

Edited October 15, 2022 by slorch

[runthebone 8,030]

Would have left Abreu in, I think.

[Smax 3,800]

1 minute ago, slorch said:

Astros are playing like a team that was told they have to lose.

Then the Mariners aren't good enough to take the win.

This game sucks ass.

 

 

Pitchers duel, this game is awesome 

[elfenix 34,331]

Hardest hit ball for the Ms today?

[TexArcher 38,031]

Announcer needs to calm his tits.

[Wulaw Horn 19,147]

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Brown/Garcia/Urquidy/Javier would be what we have left 

Seriously, you look at that and we could go 30 innings today easily. I mean, we can’t put up that many zeros both ways but no team has ever in the history of post season been more prepared to go this deep with quality arms. 

[UTexasFight 9,523]

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

Hardest hit ball for the Ms today?

Santana had 109 earlier on his out to tucker

julio’s double in the 9th was 112

Edited October 15, 2022 by UTexasFight

[Guest]

Just now, Smax said:

 

 

Pitchers duel, this game is awesome 

I could buy in on the pitcher's duel concept if Astros hitters weren't bailing out the M's pitching by not making them throw strikes at all.  They aren't batting like the Astros normally do.  They look like the fucking Rangers.

[IDIOTsavant 8,502]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Someone had 109 earlier 

Fair?

[Wulaw Horn 19,147]

I think what They are doing here is only going 1 with all the bullpen guys so that we still have a fresh bullpen tomorrow/Monday if it comes to that. I like it. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

the organization should fly in Altuve's parents. 

[elfenix 34,331]

Moar free baseball

[Dutchrudder 11,150]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I think what They are doing here is only going 1 with all the bullpen guys so that we still have a fresh bullpen tomorrow/Monday if it comes to that. I like it. 

What happens when we get to the bottom of the 16th?

[UTexasFight 9,523]

Time to get the lead and our rookie stud to finish this 

[cabowabo 4,513]

Altuve is fixing to be a hero. 

[TexArcher 38,031]

There we go!

Runs!!

Score some fucking runs!!

I can't do this all night.

[Macklemore 2,873]

Let’s get good ABs at a minimum damn it.

[Guadaloopy 11,012]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I think what They are doing here is only going 1 with all the bullpen guys so that we still have a fresh bullpen tomorrow/Monday if it comes to that. I like it. 

Yep. This is a war of attrition and the Mariners don’t have the numbers in the bullpen to outlast.  

[cabowabo 4,513]

2 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

the organization should fly in Altuve's parents. 

Or some fat bitch for him to slumpbust a nut in. 

[Scraps 13,570]

M's gotta throw trash here soon aka Robbie Ray

[Guadaloopy 11,012]

Just now, Scraps said:

M's gotta throw trash here soon

Servais is sweating it.  

[Scraps 13,570]

I need my Chas bomb!!!! Lmao

[Wulaw Horn 19,147]

1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

What happens when we get to the bottom of the 16th?

I mean Hunter Brown. Or Garcia. This is why you have the starters out there at the back of the game so they can give you 5 or 6 in a blowout or marathon. 
those guys aren’t a part of our path to victory tomorrow. You can throw them as long as you want. 

[tx 3 putt 77,342]

Brown is warming up 

[Wulaw Horn 19,147]

Are y’all sweating this game?  I’d like to win but I can’t work up my full anxiety at 2-0. I’d be a mess if this was tomorrow but this is a free roll. 

Edited October 16, 2022 by Wulaw Horn

[tx 3 putt 77,342]

[Guadaloopy 11,012]

Not worried about this game, but I’d sure like to win it!

[HtownHorn 14,763]

Our plate discipline this game has been abysmal.

That is what the 5th time they have hit an Astro in this game?

Edited October 16, 2022 by HtownHorn