2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

TUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Scraps 13,542]

yall are welcome i just started tuning in from work and boom 

[Guadaloopy 10,924]

You sexy motherTucker

[WBT 20,422]

Ted!!

At least they only gave him most of the day off.

[Mo Horn 8,807]

Tucker

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Whoa, I think that home run hit Bush's probation officer.

[WBT 20,422]

JV in line for the win.  I wish they'd let him go 1 more inning.

[kevwun 15,649]

Apparently Tucker is most of the Astros offense right now.  Maybe don't sit him again for awhile.

[TonyTexas 10,482]

9 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

JV deserves a couple of runs now to put him in line for the win.  

Well done

[Hornsbay22 463]

What the Tuck? Old Crusty Dusty for Manger of the Year.

[Mez2 4,021]

Kyle tucker fucks

[tx 3 putt 76,380]

insurance run would be nice

 

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Montero for the ninth?

[clapclapclap 9,000]

76 degrees, zero chance of rain, and their roof is closed.

[UTexasFight 9,380]

16 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Or that tomorrow is JV day.. wouldn’t want to help him out on offense for once or anything.

 

And it’s not like he’s driven in 6 of our last 7 runs or anything.
wait, yes he has. 

Edit: 8 of last 10

[tx 3 putt 76,380]

22 minutes ago, Scraps said:

yall are welcome i just started tuning in from work and boom 

 

[Mo Horn 8,807]

Fuck

[kevwun 15,649]

Sub-optimal

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Need to get Garver and Lowe to end this. I do not want Garcia to get an AB here. 

[WBT 20,422]

13 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

76 degrees, zero chance of rain, and their roof is closed.

um, we've gone the texans route and disabled the open switch on ours

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Shit

[tx 3 putt 76,380]

Fucking Garcia 

[Scraps 13,542]

Ah cool not trying to let them tie it...letting them win it....nice strategery 

[WBT 20,422]

keep winning series!

[Scraps 13,542]

and it all works out

[HtownHorn 14,487]

Needed that series win. Still not playing very good baseball, but 10-9 is a lot better than 9-10.

[TonyTexas 10,482]

Rangers are good for what ails you. Thanks Kyle!! You single-handedly won this series. 

[clapclapclap 9,000]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

um, we've gone the texans route and disabled the open switch on ours

Which is shameful.

But I should add that the dewpoint in Arlington today is 61 degrees, so they don't have the humid excuse.   Partly cloudy with a nice breeze, perfect baseball watching weather today.

[tx 3 putt 76,380]

Huge gut check this weekend 

[UTexasFight 9,380]

Astros fans bitching about other teams needing to open their roof is rich 

[WBT 20,422]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Astros fans bitching about other teams needing to open their roof is rich 

I mean they should have had it open.  But we've been even worse in that we should have had it open the entire first homestand.

[UTexasFight 9,380]

Go even up the season series with Toronto  (or hell, even win it) and get Altuve back next week.

[tx 3 putt 76,380]

One game at a time 

[henrygandorf 29,177]

[tx 3 putt 76,380]

Tucker didn’t dare stretch on verlander 

[Guadaloopy 10,924]

24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

One game at a time 

And yust like that… we are only a game back of the Mariners.  

[henrygandorf 29,177]

 

[TexArcher 37,515]

Beating the Rangers never, ever gets old.

It's like seeing a new pair of tits every time.

[UTexasFight 9,380]

53 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Beating the Rangers never, ever gets old.

It's like seeing a new pair of tits every time.

Yeah but f selig 

[tx 3 putt 76,380]

Winning two out of three this weekend would be damn good. 

[Limp Brisket 546]

Is Toronto still not letting unvaxxed players play?  I didn’t see where we had any out for the series but did see where Cavan Biggio is out with Covid.

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

 

[UTexasFight 9,380]

Urquidy against that offense, in that building.

hope our bats are ready. Fortunately they are trotting out Kikuchi.

I’ll go 7.5 on O/U for # of HRs…and take the over

 

Edited April 29, 2022 by UTexasFight

[runthebone 7,932]

Too bad about Bauer.

 

 

Said no one ever.

[TonyTexas 10,482]

 

[henrygandorf 29,177]

kris bryant to the il.

so far, none of the guys on my fa wishlist are doing shit with their new teams.  i guess nobody across mlb is really hitting.

[Scraps 13,542]

Brantley was french kissing Springer a couple hours ago on Julias instagram so maybe this knocks him out sometime during this series also...just hoping

[Scraps 13,542]

Breggy bombsssss

[Scraps 13,542]

Keep talking shit about bregmans power

[Scraps 13,542]

Siri is trash