2022 Houston Astros Thread

[kingkoopa6 8377]

Tip of cap to that snag

[perfectchaos007 6677]

That was the closest we have come to an RBI all game

[runthebone 8029]

Wild pitch would be good

[Horn80 6131]

JFC

[YChang 3462]

Pathetic at bat Diaz

[Macklemore 2873]

Fucking put Hensley in, garbage by Aledmys

[Gut Wagon 8087]

I had hopes for Diaz today. Not sure why. 

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Good D

[Guest]

Astros want to play 60 innings?

WTF?

 

[Scraps 13570]

Somehow my homer bets are still in play! Lmao

[HtownHorn 14763]

Can we stop giving Diaz ABs now?

[Dutchrudder 11150]

This game is getting close to the Astros/Braves 2006 NLDS territory. 18 innings in that one, but there was lots of scoring at least.  

[Guest]

Me- no beer since 7th inning

wife- well, at least they’ll be sober going home.  Hopefully with broken hearts

 

[Horn80 6131]

4 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

I had hopes for Diaz today. Not sure why. 

[redshirtexas 19]

I’m hoping the Yankees-Guardians game ends first for the laughs

[Gut Wagon 8087]

Really is a remarkable game. Even more so if we win. 

[Wulaw Horn 19147]

Just now, redshirtexas said:

I’m hoping the Yankees-Guardians game ends first for the laughs

Yep. 

[cabowabo 4513]

Props to the Seattle fans. I would have left by now.

[HtownHorn 14763]

Garcia is dealing. Sad that our hitters decided to play this game blind.

[Guadaloopy 11012]

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Really is a remarkable game. Even more so if we win. 

We are witnesses. 

[Dnaguy 12045]

19 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I got some bad news for ya.  

Yep.

Im an … checks notes… an old. 
38 comes at you fast friends.

[Macklemore 2873]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Props to the Seattle fans. I would have left by now.

Not being able to watch the great CFB games today while watching this would have made this even more excruciating 

[Jshep34 2320]

Lilsheps team played 2 games (total of 4 innings) won both combined score of 35-0 today. Think they have a better chance of getting a run than Astros right now.

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[Guadaloopy 11012]

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Yep.

Im an … checks notes… an old. 
38 comes at you fast friends.

38?  Old?

[tx 3 putt 77332]

Had to take a break, just slammed two sandwiches. I’m good for 9 more innings 

[UDontKnow 10447]

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Garcia is dealing. Sad that our hitters decided to play this game blind.

Dunno how Garcia isn't bitch slapping Astros hitters right now.

[Dnaguy 12045]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Had to take a break, just slammed two sandwiches. I’m good for 9 more innings 

[cabowabo 4513]

Penn Fucking Murfee.

[Dnaguy 12045]

Didn’t mean to, but damn If that wasn’t a great pitch.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Dude. Altuve. I have never had dislike for him, but it’s here

[Guest]

Can the pitcher bat for Altuve?

[Macklemore 2873]

Worst game Altuve has ever played. These ABs are embarrassing 

[TexArcher 38027]

This fucking game, man.

[YChang 3462]

I hate this game

[kingkoopa6 8377]

This game regarded now. Haha 

[redshirtexas 19]

Not being able to watch the great CFB games today while watching this would have made this even more excruciating 

It’s their first playoff game in 21 years! I’m sure they’ll savor it.

[HtownHorn 14763]

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Didn’t mean to, but damn If that wasn’t a great pitch.

He missed his spot by 5', the Astros have no idea what the fuck is going on right now.

[UDontKnow 10447]

Altuve should hit the showers. I'm sure a replacement can be found.

[Rimbo 26052]

This is the game that doesn't end

Yes, it goes on and on, my friends

Seattle started playing it not knowing what it was

And they′ll continue playing it forever just because

This is the game that doesn't end

Yes, it goes on and on, my friends

The Astros started playing it not knowing what it was

And they′ll continue playing it forever just because

This is the game that doesn't end

Yes, it goes on and on, my friends

Seattle started playing it not knowing what it was

And they′ll continue playing it forever just because

This is the game that doesn't end

Yes, it goes on and on, my friends

The Astros started playing it not knowing what it was

And they′ll continue playing it forever just because...

Edited October 16, 2022 by Rimbo

[IDIOTsavant 8502]

1 minute ago, YChang said:

I hate this game

I know; isn’t it great?

[Wulaw Horn 19147]

1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

This game regarded now. Haha 

It was that somewhere around the 8th inning. 

[APMP 688]

These 5-6 pitch innings are pathetic. Batters have lost even basic fundamentals.

If Dusty isn't gonna chew them out and fire them up maybe JV can. Our pitchers are doing all they can, but they need help, they can't stare walk off possibilities in the face forever.

[Rimbo 26052]

Altuve is 0-8. Just in this game.

What's wrong with that man?

[Horn80 6131]

Sit down bitch

[tx 3 putt 77332]

One down 

[WBT 20653]

Whether it's lack of playing time or just a slump, Vazquez isn't an offensive upgrade over machete.  Hard as it is to believe 

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

Altuve is 0-8. Just in this game.

What's wrong with that man?

5 days off fucked him

[utxmike05 1828]

I left the UT game / parking garage at 330...watched this game on cell while in traffic.  Got home. Eat dinner. Still watching. I meant to shower but can't move from the couch until this ends. 
 

Fukin Rodriguez killed our only rally. F that guy and I need to shower. 
 

[Horn80 6131]

Just now, Rimbo said:

Altuve is 0-8. Just in this game.

What's wrong with that man?

He will make up for it at some point

[Gut Wagon 8087]

Careful now 

[Dnaguy 12045]

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Altuve is 0-8. Just in this game.

What's wrong with that man?

Slumping’ ain’t easy.

He needs a bucket of KFC and Joboo. hard.