2022 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 76887]

damn

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Announcers were jinxing the hell out of this bull pen

[tx 3 putt 76887]

finish this inning montero 

[runthebone 7967]

8 minutes ago, WBT said:

I hope so.  It should be a beautiful night for baseball.  Y'all need to get over this aggy "it's so loud and intimidating" fetishization of the closed roof.

According to players, it matters

https://theathletic.com/3612603/2022/09/29/mlb-playoffs-poll/

Quote

Most intimidating atmosphere during the postseason?

Top result: Yankee Stadium (43% of the vote)

Runners-up: Dodger Stadium (13.8%), Minute Maid Park (10%)

On Minute Maid Park:
“Just because it gets so loud with the roof closed.”

“The closed-roof places get really loud.”

 

[rvm96 1643]

It happens to every reliever. You're good Montero

[Scraps 13561]

Montero getting doofusbanged

[cabowabo 4484]

Pull him.

[David Dennison 18852]

JFC

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Butt clinching time 

[TexArcher 37772]

Relax.  Hit your spots.

[Pimphand 5735]

Get Montero out of there for fucks sake!!!!

[Gut Wagon 8065]

This is why you don't mess around with these guys. They tend to show power even when they've been struggling all night. 

[Gourmand 7774]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Butt clinching time 

very

 

[cabowabo 4484]

Fucking Montero.

[Scraps 13561]

Mattress mac bout to die

[David Dennison 18852]

What a cluster fuck.

[Pimphand 5735]

Motherfucker so fucking dumb

[Horn80 6117]

Shit

[tx ind 7009]

furk

[Macklemore 2876]

Damn it damn it 

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

Never easy in the post season man. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Do we not trust Stanek or what?

[Gourmand 7774]

ugh i can't watch this

[MirrOlure 14760]

Mattress Mack??

[runthebone 7967]

Fuck me

[perfectchaos007 6627]

Mattress Mack is nervous too

[TexArcher 37772]

My ballbag is like a raisin right now.

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Houston sports knocking here please no 

[Rip76 4925]

I would have gone 2 innings for Neris.

[D3zii 3677]

Damn Montero!! Come on Pressely LFG!!

[Gut Wagon 8065]

I'm relaxed. For the situation, I mean. Not falling asleep or anything like that. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

[TonyTexas 10509]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Mattress mac bout to die

He stands to win $75M if we win the World Series. I imagine his heart is beating somewhat faster than usual. 

[billfromlaketravis 11449]

Relax. 

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

Whatever happens here I’m just glad it’s not Smith  on the mound right now. 

[MirrOlure 14760]

Whew.

Yes. I’m saying that now.

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

I would have gone 2 innings for Neris.

The most he's gone is 1.1 innings all season so no

[Guest]

Carpenter is perpetual Kirk Gibson wannabe.

[WBT 20561]

Has this fucking 3rd base ump called anything a swing all night?

[tx 3 putt 76887]

that's a swing 

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

Fastball high and away. 

Sit down shit bag. 

[Guest]

sit down firefighter infiltrator

[Horn80 6117]

Whew.  Get the run back 

[cabowabo 4484]

Whew.  I’m too old for this shit. 

[Scraps 13561]

Nice mustache dildo

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Phew

[wood 11225]

Sit, boy. Sit.

[perfectchaos007 6627]

Good job Ryan

[MirrOlure 14760]

Carpenter is so horrible. Hopefully he’ll play the whole series

[tx 3 putt 76887]

let's get that run back