2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Planet Houston 4923]

The crowd was good all night tonight - glad to see we all aren’t taking these games for granted. 

17 - 2 in Ks 😂😂😂

[elfenix 34171]

14 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

The crowd was good all night tonight - glad to see we all aren’t taking these games for granted. 

17 - 2 in Ks 😂😂😂

it was really fun counting off the strikeouts with the guys hanging the K signs.  wish the whole stadium would get into it. 

[tx 3 putt 76314]

Have to double down tomorrow, can’t let them split the first two. Framber going to deal. Altuve going to wake up 

[Pablo 494]

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Have to double down tomorrow, can’t let them split the first two. Framber going to deal. Altuve going to wake up 

hell yeah

[henrygandorf 29174]

[Fudge Nuggets 19146]

7 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Solid. Gold. 

“it’s” you fat goombah fuckstick. 

[The Earl of Texas 3131]

We left too many men on base. I know Tuck and Breggy and Yordan will get theirs, gonna light my Altuve Mexican religious candle today.

[Guest]

Might as well go full trilogy...

[TexArcher 37508]

The morning after a playoff win over the Yankees is so choice.  If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.

[mrhorn 1376]

Holy shit, Yankee fan on XM radio show was asking why steroids are illegal and Tommy John surgery isn’t.

They’re about to break.

[Murfdogg21 4412]

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

BDE still flowin, @Mez2

[Pimphand 5594]

Asfros are still in must win mode with Cole & Cortes coming up in games 3 & 4 in the Bronx.

[Murfdogg21 4412]

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Asfros are still in must win mode with Cole & Cortes coming up in games 3 & 4 in the Bronx.

Yordan will use spider tack instead of lube. 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

21 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Asfros

[Pimphand 5594]

6 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

11 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Relax.  Hit your spots.

That's what she said.

[Dennis Taylor 18700]

1 hour ago, mrhorn said:

Holy shit, Yankee fan on XM radio show was asking why steroids are illegal and Tommy John surgery isn’t.

They’re about to break.

Yeah there's no steroids in baseball now...

[kevwun 15617]

Stanton eats steroids for breakfast.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

MLB network is saying the roof will be open tonight. Curious decision if true after all the precedents of the league having roof closed.

[Gourmand 7774]

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Asfros are still in must win mode with Cole & Cortes coming up in games 3 & 4 in the Bronx.

https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/HOU/HOU202206300.shtml

And the Astros are gonna throw Javier at the Yankees again vs Cole....

https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/NYA/NYA202206250.shtml

Edited October 20, 2022 by Gourmand

[mbtex 683]

Altuve must of pissed off the Baseball gods by sitting out after reaching 300

[TonyTexas 10481]

21 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

And the Astros are gonna throw Javier at the Yankees again vs Cole

I’m pretty sure Cole will pitch game 3 on Saturday vs LMJ. Javier will go against Cortes on Sunday . 

Edited October 20, 2022 by TonyTexas

[elfenix 34171]

35 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Stanton eats steroids for breakfast.

me and the dude next me were yelling 'juuuuuuice' every time he came up. 

 

24 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

MLB network is saying the roof will be open tonight. Curious decision if true after all the precedents of the league having roof closed.

[tx 3 putt 76314]

31 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

MLB network is saying the roof will be open tonight. Curious decision if true after all the precedents of the league having roof closed.

astros post game was saying the same last night. Yankees have a minor say in the decision too 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

McTaggert confirms:

 

[Amos Moses 795]

Altuve must of pissed off the Baseball gods by sitting out after reaching 300

I thought the same last night.

Jobu needs a refill.

[mycox 582]

switch Altuve and Chas in the lineup

Edited October 20, 2022 by mycox
Not really. How about the hometown Judge boo treatment?

[tx ind 6997]

Why the fuck is the roof open?

[maninblack 7974]

Fuck Manfred

[David Dennison 18651]

It don't make a shit.

The roof should be open on a night like tonight.

[Guadaloopy 10918]

52 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

MLB network is saying the roof will be open tonight. Curious decision if true after all the precedents of the league having roof closed.

This sounds backwards to me.  MLB has always wanted the roof open in the playoffs and the Astros have wanted it closed.  Didn't seem to be an issue until the 2005 World Series when MLB forced the Astros to open it.

[Planet Houston 4923]

Pretty surprising - my Astros source says our pitchers (particularly JV) don’t want it open, and MLB doesn’t flex its muscles to make them go one way or the other until the WS. I was assuming it would be closed all ALCS. 

[Guadaloopy 10918]

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

It don't make a shit.

The roof should be open on a night like tonight.

With the roof open, Peña gonna hit one onto Crawford St.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

This sounds backwards to me.  MLB has always wanted the roof open in the playoffs and the Astros have wanted it closed.  Didn't seem to be an issue until the 2005 World Series when MLB forced the Astros to open it.

I don’t know who has wanted what but it seems it always been a league decision. At least this last run of playoffs. As for esthetics, I love open air stadiums. And going to be a great night. But for the Astros, I can see where it can feel like you have lived in a house for 10 years and walk in and the furniture has been moved. Same house, same furniture but something doesn’t feel quite right. Don’t think it will or should be an issue but the home field advantage is about being comfortable in your house. Any decision against what the Astros want is bogus.

[WBT 20415]

10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

It don't make a shit.

The roof should be open on a night like tonight.

este

No one bitches when they open it on nice days/nights in April.

Edited October 20, 2022 by WBT

[tx 3 putt 76314]

It’s a non story, framber going to deal tonight. Just get runs 

 

[DoobieWah 1411]

13 minutes ago, WBT said:

No one bitches when they open it on nice days/nights in April.

You’re missing the point.

It should be the Astros’ decision but MLB made it today. 
 

Home field advantage is a hard won right, and it should be left to the team. 

[UTexasFight 9376]

Who has said MLB made the decision?

or are we assuming Astros always want it closed and because it’s not, it must be assumed MLB pulled rank?

I’m  assuming calm winds are in the forecast but if there is anything blowing out, this helps us with Framber on the mound.

[tx 3 putt 76314]

Per the post game show last night, Astros decision and the Yankees agree’d 

[mbtex 683]

Got to have it open so all the smoke clears faster  from all our homeruns.

[Pimphand 5594]

1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/HOU/HOU202206300.shtml

And the Astros are gonna throw Javier at the Yankees again vs Cole....

https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/NYA/NYA202206250.shtml

It's all good that the Astros no-hit the MFY back in June during the regular season against Cole.  You are crazy if you think for a picosecond that during the postseason we magically have a pitching advantage in this game because of this previous instance.

[elguapo 4583]

Tops drop LFG

[Gourmand 7774]

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

It's all good that the Astros no-hit the MFY back in June during the regular season against Cole.  You are crazy if you think for a picosecond that during the postseason we magically have a pitching advantage in this game because of this previous instance.

We have a pitching advantage, period.  Are you suggesting the Yankees have an advantage just because of Gerrit Cole?

[purplepride95 6890]

3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Asfros are still in must win mode with Cole & Cortes coming up in games 3 & 4 in the Bronx.

 

[Guadaloopy 10918]

7 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

It's all good that the Astros no-hit the MFY back in June during the regular season against Cole.  You are crazy if you think for a picosecond that during the postseason we magically have a pitching advantage in this game because of this previous instance.

 

Ain't skeered.

[Gourmand 7774]

Javier has absolutely owned the Yankees lineup to the tune of 3H 1R 21 K 6 BB in 15 IP. NYY lineup has slashed .062/.182/.125 against him.

 

[Sleepygrad 1029]

Where can I get an Altuve prayer candle? He needs all the mojo we can summon!!

[Murfdogg21 4412]

1 minute ago, Sleepygrad said:

Where can I get an Altuve prayer candle? He needs all the mojo we can summon!!

At a Citgo station. 

[henrygandorf 29174]

13 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

At a Citgo station. 

sounds exotic.  cit-go.  i'd like to try and visit someday.

[tx 3 putt 76314]