2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13542]

Winker talking shit to ump then his mgr didn't even challenge for him lmao....fuck off twat boy

[clapclapclap 9000]

These Space City pajamas are lame.

Especially the candy corn socks.

[dr99 551]

Tucker should be batting 5th

[HtownHorn 14487]

Leon and Lee are shaking off their cold starts. If they keep up it up, they should be here at the end of May. Siri and Maldtro shouldn't be keeping them in the minors.

[WBT 20421]

Good luck with that.  Maldonado is on the Ausmus deal.  Batting sub .100 doesn't affect his lifetime contract one bit.

[dr99 551]

Odorizzi is a good pitcher now?

[Scraps 13542]

Yordan like a boss

[WBT 20421]

Hammerin' Yordan!

[tx 3 putt 76371]

Yordan !!!!

[Guadaloopy 10923]

Boom.  Cuban missile.  

[Scraps 13542]

Odorizzi is a good pitcher now?

Cautiously optimistic

[Gut Wagon 8052]

44 minutes ago, dr99 said:

Tucker should be batting 5th

At worst 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Breggy!

[Scraps 13542]

Green light

[Scraps 13542]

What a puss

[Scraps 13542]

Please deposit this into the crawford boxes

[tx 3 putt 76371]

I’ll take a walk 

[tx 3 putt 76371]

Fuck 

[Scraps 13542]

Ump raped us for a run...cool cool

[tx 3 putt 76371]

If Tucker was batting 5th, Yordan gets a better pitch and hits a hr !!!!

[Guadaloopy 10923]

Just now, Scraps said:

Ump raped us for a run...cool cool

That was a good three inches above the zone.  

[Wulaw Horn 18980]

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

If Tucker was batting 5th, Yordan gets a better pitch and hits a hr !!!!

Finally. This guy gets it. 

[runthebone 7932]

Every run we score is like a beautiful, precious child to be appreciated for being so special and rare.

[Scraps 13542]

Fuck yo shift

[WBT 20421]

Ted!!

[Scraps 13542]

Single, error? Go fuck yourself

[WBT 20421]

1 hour ago, dr99 said:

Tucker should be batting 5th 2nd

 

[tx 3 putt 76371]

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Single, error? Go fuck yourself

that was dumb 

[tx 3 putt 76371]

Peña !!!!

[WBT 20421]

gotdamn, that was crushed

[Pablo 494]

JP3 bomb!

[Guadaloopy 10923]

!Peña!

[Guest]

wow

[Scraps 13542]

Pinata

[clapclapclap 9000]

PAIN-ya

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Every run we score is like a beautiful, precious child to be appreciated for being so special and rare.

That one was more like a kid beating the shit out of a pinata.

[WBT 20421]

Damn, Machete finally hits one well and Toro does him like that?

[Wulaw Horn 18980]

He’s a lot bigger than I realized. 
He fucking crushed that, boom. 
Also lulz at Maldy trying to beat that out. I think @closetojumpingcoukd beat him in a backpedal. 

Edited May 3, 2022 by Wulaw Horn

[tx 3 putt 76371]

Hopefully this is Pena heating up for a nice home stand 

[HtownHorn 14487]

6 man rotation might be the best thing to happen to this staff.

[tx 3 putt 76371]

Great start for Odo 

[WBT 20421]

So what has gotten into Odorizzi these last 2 starts?

[Scraps 13542]

Props to Odorizzi for back to back non suckage games

[Guadaloopy 10923]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Great start for Odo 

That’s two in a row.  Good to see he has a little grit in his gizzard.  

[tx 3 putt 76371]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

That’s two in a row.  Good to see he has a little grit in his gizzard.  

he’s here to eat up innings and be avg 

[tx 3 putt 76371]

Come on stanek, don’t fuck this up 

Edited May 3, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Wulaw Horn 18980]

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

So what has gotten into Odorizzi these last 2 starts?

He’s average to slightly below average. If you are going to be as dog shit as he was at the beginning of the year you are due a couple like this later on to get to average. 
I’d rather have my guy be average by going 6 and giving up 3 every game but this probably works out about the same W’s and L’s. 

[Scraps 13542]

Surlyite

[clapclapclap 9000]

8 minutes ago, WBT said:

So what has gotten into Odorizzi these last 2 starts?

Joe Pendleton?

[Lat22 3994]

Dwight Gooden was an Astro? I do not remember that.