2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13763]

Winker talking shit to ump then his mgr didn't even challenge for him lmao....fuck off twat boy

[clapclapclap 9000]

These Space City pajamas are lame.

Especially the candy corn socks.

[dr99 566]

Tucker should be batting 5th

[HtownHorn 15243]

Leon and Lee are shaking off their cold starts. If they keep up it up, they should be here at the end of May. Siri and Maldtro shouldn't be keeping them in the minors.

[WBT 20906]

Good luck with that.  Maldonado is on the Ausmus deal.  Batting sub .100 doesn't affect his lifetime contract one bit.

[dr99 566]

Odorizzi is a good pitcher now?

[Scraps 13763]

Yordan like a boss

[WBT 20906]

Hammerin' Yordan!

[tx 3 putt 78531]

Yordan !!!!

[Guadaloopy 11126]

Boom.  Cuban missile.  

[Scraps 13763]

Odorizzi is a good pitcher now?

Cautiously optimistic

[Gut Wagon 8214]

44 minutes ago, dr99 said:

Tucker should be batting 5th

At worst 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Breggy!

[Scraps 13763]

Green light

[Scraps 13763]

What a puss

[Scraps 13763]

Please deposit this into the crawford boxes

[tx 3 putt 78531]

I’ll take a walk 

[tx 3 putt 78531]

Fuck 

[Scraps 13763]

Ump raped us for a run...cool cool

[tx 3 putt 78531]

If Tucker was batting 5th, Yordan gets a better pitch and hits a hr !!!!

[Guadaloopy 11126]

Just now, Scraps said:

Ump raped us for a run...cool cool

That was a good three inches above the zone.  

[Wulaw Horn 19563]

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

If Tucker was batting 5th, Yordan gets a better pitch and hits a hr !!!!

Finally. This guy gets it. 

[runthebone 8326]

Every run we score is like a beautiful, precious child to be appreciated for being so special and rare.

[Scraps 13763]

Fuck yo shift

[WBT 20906]

Ted!!

[Scraps 13763]

Single, error? Go fuck yourself

[WBT 20906]

1 hour ago, dr99 said:

Tucker should be batting 5th 2nd

 

[tx 3 putt 78531]

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Single, error? Go fuck yourself

that was dumb 

[tx 3 putt 78531]

Peña !!!!

[WBT 20906]

gotdamn, that was crushed

[Pablo 500]

JP3 bomb!

[Guadaloopy 11126]

!Peña!

[Guest]

wow

[Scraps 13763]

Pinata

[clapclapclap 9000]

PAIN-ya

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Every run we score is like a beautiful, precious child to be appreciated for being so special and rare.

That one was more like a kid beating the shit out of a pinata.

[WBT 20906]

Damn, Machete finally hits one well and Toro does him like that?

[Wulaw Horn 19563]

He’s a lot bigger than I realized. 
He fucking crushed that, boom. 
Also lulz at Maldy trying to beat that out. I think @closetojumpingcoukd beat him in a backpedal. 

Edited May 3, 2022 by Wulaw Horn

[tx 3 putt 78531]

Hopefully this is Pena heating up for a nice home stand 

[HtownHorn 15243]

6 man rotation might be the best thing to happen to this staff.

[tx 3 putt 78531]

Great start for Odo 

[WBT 20906]

So what has gotten into Odorizzi these last 2 starts?

[Scraps 13763]

Props to Odorizzi for back to back non suckage games

[Guadaloopy 11126]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Great start for Odo 

That’s two in a row.  Good to see he has a little grit in his gizzard.  

[tx 3 putt 78531]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

That’s two in a row.  Good to see he has a little grit in his gizzard.  

he’s here to eat up innings and be avg 

[tx 3 putt 78531]

Come on stanek, don’t fuck this up 

Edited May 3, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Wulaw Horn 19563]

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

So what has gotten into Odorizzi these last 2 starts?

He’s average to slightly below average. If you are going to be as dog shit as he was at the beginning of the year you are due a couple like this later on to get to average. 
I’d rather have my guy be average by going 6 and giving up 3 every game but this probably works out about the same W’s and L’s. 

[Scraps 13763]

Surlyite

[clapclapclap 9000]

8 minutes ago, WBT said:

So what has gotten into Odorizzi these last 2 starts?

Joe Pendleton?

[Lat22 4073]

Dwight Gooden was an Astro? I do not remember that.