2022 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 76,354]

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

Dwight Gooden was an Astro? I do not remember that. 

Gooden began the 2000 season with two sub-par stints with the Houston Astros and Tampa Bay Devil Rays but found himself back with the Yankees mid-season.

[Scraps 13,542]

Doc

[Scraps 13,542]

So Click was reallllly trading for Montero not crybaby bitchboy Graveman

Nice trade sir lol

[David Dennison 18,655]

This shit is infuriating.

[cabowabo 4,452]

Whew……

[David Dennison 18,655]

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

This shit is infuriating.

Never mind.

[clapclapclap 9,000]

A good win.

[Guadaloopy 10,921]

Never a doubt.  Astros win!

[Pablo 494]

4 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

A good win.

solid shit from Odo and a couple of blasts, good W

[Planet Houston 4,923]

I was there again. We won again. 3-0. LFG. 

[kevwun 15,643]

You had better start applying for the loan that you will need to attend every single playoff game.  And maybe consult with a divorce attorney just in case.

[Storm the Field 5,271]

12 hours ago, WBT said:

So what has gotten into Odorizzi these last 2 starts?

https://www.mlb.com/astros/news/jake-odorizzi-s-talk-with-justin-verlander-helps-turn-season-around

[henrygandorf 29,174]

if i'm remembering it right, he had an early stretch last year of shitty starts, heard it from the fans and the media, beat himself up over it in a couple interviews, then had a little bounceback.

if he requires boos to get his shit right, i don't think it'll be a problem.

[Mez2 4,021]

i'll be happy to boo his ass, no homo

[Storm the Field 5,271]

Planning to catch the day game tomorrow, someone remind me, where does the sun shine at MMP from 1-4?

[Mez2 4,021]

bend over and I'll show ya? 

[Ojo Rojo 1,895]

Have tickets to the game on Saturday.  It's a bobblehead giveaway day.  How early would I have to get there to get them?

[Wulaw Horn 18,980]

Got 2 sets of 2 tonight if anyone wants them (ask just that you actually- you know- go to the game and not sell them).  PM me and I will let you know when they are gone. 

 

[kevwun 15,643]

7 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Have tickets to the game on Saturday.  It's a bobblehead giveaway day.  How early would I have to get there to get them?

I would get there within an hour of the gates opening.  They are a very popular promotion and Minute Maid will have a big crowd that day.  We are going in a couple weeks when the next one is.

Edited May 3, 2022 by kevwun

[Jshep34 2,304]

Planning to catch the day game tomorrow, someone remind me, where does the sun shine at MMP from 1-4?

First base line is usually in the sun.

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[Storm the Field 5,271]

1 minute ago, Jshep34 said:

First base line is usually in the sun.

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Thanks, thought so, just wanted to confirm before buying.

[tx 3 putt 76,354]

1 hour ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Have tickets to the game on Saturday.  It's a bobblehead giveaway day.  How early would I have to get there to get them?

When the gates open 

[tx 3 putt 76,354]

2 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

Planning to catch the day game tomorrow, someone remind me, where does the sun shine at MMP from 1-4?

section 112, sit in the upper third. My new favorite seats 

[TonyTexas 10,482]

2 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

Planning to catch the day game tomorrow, someone remind me, where does the sun shine at MMP from 1-4?

On the roof

[TonyTexas 10,482]

22 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Leon and Lee are shaking off their cold starts. If they keep up it up, they should be here at the end of May. Siri and Maldtro shouldn't be keeping them in the minors.

They need to give Leon more reps in the infield. He’s only played 3 games at SS this season. Barring injury, I don’t see him getting called up as an outfielder. 

Edited May 3, 2022 by TonyTexas

[WBT 20,419]

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

They need to give Leon more reps in the infield. He’s only played 3 games at SS this season. Barring injury, I don’t see him getting called up as an outfielder. 

Does Siri have options left?

[Scraps 13,542]

Finish off this dickhead

[Scraps 13,542]

I almost want to tweet "Hey Julia can you explain WAP to us horny fucks at home and do you have one right now? #TwitterTuesday"

[WBT 20,419]

21 hours ago, Lat22 said:

Dwight Gooden was an Astro? I do not remember that. 

Briefly 

[Scraps 13,542]

How the fuck was that a ball....jesus christ

[Texas St. Armadillos 1,381]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

How the fuck was that a ball....jesus christ

CB Bucknor. 

[TonyTexas 10,482]

25 minutes ago, WBT said:

Does Siri have options left?

He’s never been optioned. His 1st trip to the show was last September and he stayed up for the remainder of the season. 

[Scraps 13,542]

CB Bucknor. 

Yeah but that was impressive even by his standards

[WBT 20,419]

8 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

He’s never been optioned. His 1st trip to the show was last September and he stayed up for the remainder of the season. 

Yeah that's right.  I could see him going down if Leon hits enough to force their hand.

[WBT 20,419]

First baserunner of the game is a four pitch walk of the 8 hole who's hitting a buck thirty

[clapclapclap 9,000]

That was closer than it looked at first glance.

[Scraps 13,542]

Lol well at least Calls Balls Bucknor is consistently shitty

[tx 3 putt 76,354]

damn good dp

[WBT 20,419]

Tailor made 6-5-3 double play

[Scraps 13,542]

Someone in white hit a homer

[tx 3 putt 76,354]

YORDAN !!!!

[WBT 20,419]

Hammerin Yordan!

#hitthebuds

[Scraps 13,542]

Appreciate it

[tx 3 putt 76,354]

bwahwaahahahahahahahahahaha

[Scraps 13,542]

Impressive he didn't get tossed there

[Scraps 13,542]

Pitch com seems easy to figure out. Steal a hat

#HatGate

[Scraps 13,542]

Fucking send him if you aren't going to bunt Machete

[WBT 20,419]

Machete should be an autobunt with a runner on and no outs

[Planet Houston 4,923]

Not bunting here is fucking stupid

[Planet Houston 4,923]

Yeah, fucking stupid, Dusty. Goddammit.