2022 Houston Astros Thread

[HtownHorn 14487]

That is a huge fucking locker room, Bob.

[tx 3 putt 76387]

 

[TonyTexas 10482]

Costas just can’t help himself. 

[Zeus 5950]

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Costas sounds depressed. Fuck Bob Costas. Hated on our championship Rockets teams too back in the day on NBA on NBC

Bruh the tears are delicious have a taste 

[Rimbo 25783]

4 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

No Raulito?

https://streamable.com/2ykg5

Got you fam

[tx 3 putt 76387]

dusty needs to bust out a gritty on them 

[Dutchrudder 11115]

Did you know they cheated 6 years ago? Wow. Let's pull out this bat from Judge and beat this dead horse with it, it's the only way it will see a hit any time soon.

[tx 3 putt 76387]

mvp should be yuli 

[Zeus 5950]

1 hour ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

That is not in the rule book.

I'm a football guy but I've heard that my whole life. Maybe just playing beer league softball though lol

[Planet Houston 4923]

23 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

So see y’all in the WS in a bit. 

Hey guys! WORLD FUCKIN SERIES!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I literally love this franchise. 

[cabowabo 4453]

Crane's wife looks like she'd be wild in the sack.

[Dutchrudder 11115]

Holy shit, did that lady have a forehead implant??

[Mez2 4021]

Let's have sex!!!!!!

[runthebone 7932]

Good news, that fucking loser helobius promised he won't show up in our thread.

Edited October 24, 2022 by runthebone

[Macklemore 2870]

Bob Costas thinks he is a lot smarter than he actually is.

[Brisketexan 104624]

Peña mvp!!!!!

[Planet Houston 4923]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

mvp should be yuli 

Surely Pena?

[Rimbo 25783]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

mvp should be yuli 

I'd vote for "the bullpen." All of it.

A one run lead is insurance with a bullpen this good.

[tx 3 putt 76387]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Good news, that fucking loser helobius promised he won't show up in our great.

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/27662-2023-yankees-official-offseason-thread/#comment-4751921

 

Edited October 24, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Wishbone 4739]

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Costas sounds depressed. Fuck Bob Costas. Hated our championship Rockets teams too.

Bob doesn’t affect me at all. However, I am somewhat impressed he can still stay awake through 9 innings and still chew a Yankee dick ‘til the last miserable out.

[Guest]

That's fucking cool how the team was so happy for Pena.

[YChang 3430]

What a great group of guys

[tx 3 putt 76387]

best locker room in mlb

[Dutchrudder 11115]

Oh, Correas gotta be sad somewhere. Poor guy, ditched a 9 in hopes of bagging a 10 and got stuck with a 5.

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

mvp should be yuli 

It's great having options/ multiple candidates.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

this is a TEAM !! 

For Game 1 I would suggest these unis

 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

14 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Bregman or Pena ALCS MVP?

Voting breakdown:

1. Pena

2. Bregman

3. The wind 

[Harrison Stafford 3327]

1 minute ago, Planet Houston said:

Surely Pena?

That would be Peña’s wife. Apologies for that, but I’m fairly giddy.

[Planet Houston 4923]

On 4/4/2022 at 3:32 PM, Planet Houston said:

Bury me in the H. But until then, let’s win some more titles.

LFG. 

First post in the thread. I fucking love Lance McCullers Jr. 

[tx 3 putt 76387]

YULI !!!!

[Pimphand 5597]

[mbtex 683]

Kate sighting

[IDIOTsavant 8449]

McCullers for fucking mayor after that interview.

[Guadaloopy 10925]

That. Was. Awesome. 

[runthebone 7932]

2 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Oh, Correas gotta be sad somewhere. Poor guy, ditched a 9 in hopes of bagging a 10 and got stuck with a 5.

I mean, he'll be getting 10 figures a year.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

that was a hell of a celebration ceremony.  Catch it on youtube later . 

[Guest]

Wonder if Bags or Dusty asked for the photo of them together...

[Rimbo 25783]

team Kate

[sidis 9754]

kate should volunteer to do a rachel phelps like strip for each win.

good to see dusty so psyched.

[runthebone 7932]

Sparky awaits.

[Planet Houston 4923]

2 minutes ago, mbtex said:

Kate sighting

But where’s Angie?

[Rimbo 25783]

Kate looks good in orange and blue.

[tx 3 putt 76387]

Just now, runthebone said:

Sparky awaits.

he's about to get lit !!!!!!!!!

 

790 on iheart app

[Dutchrudder 11115]

Why is Dusty wearing gloves? Is he about to roll out a smoker on home plate, pull out a perfectly smoked brisket and start serving people? Cause that would be an epic display of dominance.

[Rimbo 25783]

Just now, Planet Houston said:

But where’s Angie?

like the Yankees, enjoying second place

[Horn80 6075]

12 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Costas sounds depressed. Fuck Bob Costas. Hated on our championship Rockets teams too back in the day on NBA on NBC

Michael is that your wife?

[Guest]

I was laughing at the Astros fan in the ski mask in the post game shots.

 

Somebody called in sick to work.  Lol

[tx 3 putt 76387]

 

Edited October 24, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Scraps 13542]

My new favorite wrestler

[utxmike05 1825]

Gotta love this kid.