2022 Houston Astros Thread

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[mbtex 683]

[HtownHorn 14487]

Ford and Sparks are at their best in these situations. Ford is the perfect straight man to "Wet" Sparky.

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astros team store is open for the next 24 hrs. world series gear is stocked 

[elfenix 34171]

julia!

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1 minute ago, mbtex said:

 

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Ford and Sparks are at their best in these situations. Ford is the perfect straight man to "Wet" Sparky.

hmmm

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LUIS GARCIA'S GOT A HAIRNET! HE LOOKS LIKE A CAFETERIA WORKER!

[WBT 20422]

Luis Garcia has a hair net!  He looks like a cafeteria worker!

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sparky is in rare form hahahaha

Edited October 24, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[HtownHorn 14487]

Will Smith might actually make the WS roster with the Phillies left-handed hitters.

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

sparky is in rare form hahahaha

"Are we live?"

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[runthebone 7932]

This team just meets the challenge, game by game.  Love it.  4 more times, guys.

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machete with the speech 

 

they asked for us, they got us, they got swept !!!!!!!!!!!

Edited October 24, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[runthebone 7932]

Haha,they asked for us, they got us, and they got swept.

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

Well that was worth staying up past my bedtime for.  Time to hear Sparky gettin' wet baybee.

[WBT 20422]

Julia is getting wet!

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MALDONADO SOUNDS LIKE HE SMOKES A PACK A DAY

[Planet Houston 4923]

DOES MALDY SMOKE CHESTERFIELD OR MARLBORO?????

[WBT 20422]

Here come the network reporters with their blank questions.  HOW DID THAT FEEL?!

[tx 3 putt 76389]

get that on a tshirt, asap 

[Planet Houston 4923]

How does Sparky go from sober to hammered in 20 minutes every time? 😂

[HtownHorn 14487]

PG30. Get those kids out of there.

[Rimbo 25783]

love Dusty 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

16 minutes ago, Zeus said:

I'm a football guy but I've heard that my whole life. Maybe just playing beer league softball though lol

As have we all.  However, the call is judgment, either OUT or SAFE.  There are no provisions in the rules for a tie.

The umpire calls what he sees.

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Dusty : We have 4 more games to be World Champions !

[elfenix 34171]

"robert ford could do a lot of stuff where is robert ford i want to spray robert ford"

 

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[HtownHorn 14487]

Holy shit, dancing with brooms.

[Murfdogg21 4412]

I celebrate Verlander slamming bud lights on Yankee field with Kate Upton. I know @Steel Shank would give it a 10.0

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[tx ind 7000]

1 minute ago, Planet Houston said:

How does Sparky go from sober to hammered in 20 minutes every time? 😂

[WBT 20422]

Hahahaha.

Robert Ford says he could manage with this bullpen.

Who could?

Robert Ford.

Oh, Robert Ford?  He probably could.

[elfenix 34171]

"i got in a fight with some canadiens up there in montreal"

[Planet Houston 4923]

Dusty talking about getting hurt fighting Canadians in Montreal…shits getting weird

[YChang 3431]

Those are some amazing broom dance moves

[Dnaguy 11776]

H‑E‑B Texas tough bags over cameras

noice

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3 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

How does Sparky go from sober to hammered in 20 minutes every time? 😂

[Pimphand 5597]

Jankees swept for the first time since 2012 when Verlander's Tigers turned the trick on them.

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[Soliver465 398]

5 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

DOES MALDY SMOKE CHESTERFIELD OR MARLBORO?????

Camels with no filter.

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2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Hahahaha.

Robert Ford says he could manage with this bullpen.

Who could?

Robert Ford.

Oh, Robert Ford?  He probably could.

That was amazing.

[tx ind 7000]

I have to go to NY this week for work, anything I need to bring other than my Astros caps and a broom?

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[Guadaloopy 10926]

Boone tears.  Tasty.  

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[Enchubben 5509]

Hahahaha. Fuck the Yankees. Fuck their trash ass roofless stadium, the fans, the team, their coaches, their media etc.  fuck their subway, fuck the giants and jets, fuck their overrated street pizza, fuck their politicians, fuck their traffic. Basically fuck the entire state. Astros are your daddy.