2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Wulaw Horn 19153]

I was calling for a bunt (for a hit there). Son of a bitch he’s going bad. 

[Rimbo 26158]

tuve, show Justin V you really love him by not sucking ass at the plate

[Rockethorn1978 6109]

It’s literally mind blowing how bad he’s been this post season. Like I know he’s lost it a little but he hit .300 for the season. This drop off is just weird. 

[TonyTexas 10535]

On the plus side, He hit it hard. 

[WBT 20675]

106.8 mph for Altuve.  When he does hit a ball hard right now, he's mostly beating it into the ground.  And they haven't been finding holes.  Soon.

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Altuve has had 3 hits this post season and I'm pretty sure he has hit into 3 (maybe 4) double plays

[runthebone 8050]

He hit it 107

[Rockethorn1978 6109]

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

106.8 exit velocity for Altuve

Are they tracking how fast he’s running the dugout?

[utxmike05 1828]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

It’s way past time to drop him out of the lead off spot. Fucking ridiculous

Said that last series also. Bottom of lineup has gotten rallies going several times. And Tuve kills it. Just bunt or something shit. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Get him out of the fucking 1 hole. For christ sakes

[TexArcher 38080]

Wouldn't have hated a suicide squeeze there.

But he did scald that ball at least.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

Jose Altuve is killing me

My friend shot a rooster last game against Yanks before Altuve got a couple hits. He told me last night he has another one on standby.

[Rockethorn1978 6109]

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

106.8 exit velocity for Altuve

Are they tracking how fast he’s running to the dugout?

[tx 3 putt 77560]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I was calling for a bunt (for a hit there). Son of a bitch he’s going bad. 

 

that was the perfect situation for a bunt 

[Wulaw Horn 19153]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Altuve has had 3 hits this post season and I'm pretty sure he has hit into 3 (maybe 4) double plays

And none of them were exactly drilled. One infield hits. One dumped down the RF line. 

[StruggleBus 3922]

Two runs ain’t bad for that inning. None of the four hits outside of Tucker’s were hit well

[Guadaloopy 11023]

That was not a continuation of Jose’s struggles.  He smoked it.  BABIP will win out.  

[Sealtm6 35]

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

tuve, show Justin V you really love him by not sucking ass at the plate

Gosh, he’s become a terrible hitter. 

[Wulaw Horn 19153]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

that was the perfect situation for a bunt 

Yep. And he’s not bad at bunting for a hit. Done it in much less obvious situations. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

That was not a continuation of Jose’s struggles.  He smoked it.  BABIP will win out.  

Fuck metrics at this point. Lol. It’s the eyeball test and he’s completely lost.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19165]

3 Ks for JV on the evening so far.  

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Baseball voodoo got Altuve.  He hit 0.300 with the 3-3 in his last regular season game then Dusty gave him the team's last regular season game off. Baseball gods did not take kindly and cast the Brady Bunch amulet curse on mighty mouse.  Nothing we can do about it til next season.  

[BachelorTrek 3063]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

106.8 mph for Altuve.  When he does hit a ball hard right now, he's mostly beating it into the ground.  And they haven't been finding holes.  Soon.

He will next season when the shift is banned.

I wonder if next season the MLB will resemble the CFL with 2 guys doing running starts to time crossing the 2B-threshold with the pitch so they can still do their shifts.

[rvm96 1643]

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Are they tracking how fast he’s running the dugout?

 

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Are they tracking how fast he’s running to the dugout?

You could ask that again

[tx 3 putt 77560]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Yep. And he’s not bad at bunting for a hit. Done it in much less obvious situations. 

 

happened quick, how was the defense set up ?

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

106.8 mph for Altuve.  When he does hit a ball hard right now, he's mostly beating it into the ground.  And they haven't been finding holes.  Soon.

Sounds like my dating life.

Hopefully we both start hitting holes soon.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19165]

Marsh needs to wash his hair.

[runthebone 8050]

The Phillies have a homeless guy on their team

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Marsh needs to wash his hair.

Lol. Fucking grease ball

[dr99 560]

Oh no Segura has more focus than ever before

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19165]

Damn.  4th K for JV.  9 up, 9 down.

[BachelorTrek 3063]

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Marsh needs to CUT his hair.

FIFY

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Good Verlander is awesome to see!

[tx ind 7013]

JV on fire 

[WBT 20675]

Hello Phillie fans

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

let JV go 7 or 8 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Marsh needs to wash his hair.

It's not dirty, it's Soul Glow

[tx 3 putt 77560]

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Marsh needs to wash his hair.

 

i gave him a buck before the game, he was sitting under 59

have to make Nola work here 

[dr99 560]

Phillies look like they are shitting their pants, we need to keep the pressure on

[Wulaw Horn 19153]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

happened quick, how was the defense set up ?

Normal alignment. Double play depth. Not pinched in to protect against a bunt or anything. 

[BachelorTrek 3063]

1 minute ago, Grade of D as in David said:

It's not dirty, it's Soul Glow

Yeah, but he ain't no "Sexual Chocolate."  Lulz.

[runthebone 8050]

Yordan is going to make a deposit in the Crawford boxes on an outside fastball.

[tx 3 putt 77560]

[tx 3 putt 77560]

 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Hello Pena! 

[Macklemore 2876]

JP3

[TexArcher 38080]

Nola's grooved several pitches tonight.

More runs are coming.

Edited October 29, 2022 by TexArcher
Mmmm hmmmm, here we go, boys...

[BachelorTrek 3063]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Big papi looking at the photog.... do you have food?  Lulz.

[tx ind 7013]

Yeah rook!

[WBT 20675]

Attaboy rook