2022 Houston Astros Thread

[kevwun 15643]

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Correct call, see #8 and 10:

https://www.mlb.com/groundrules/venue-2392

Batted ball in flight strikes yellow line on fence or top of railing in left-center field and rebounds onto the playing field: In Play.

I missed where it bounced back on to the field because I only caught the replay that was zoomed in.

[tx 3 putt 76348]

Yellow line is in play

[kevwun 15643]

if the ball bounces back on to the field.  If it hits the line and goes in to the stands, it's a home run.

[rvm96 1643]

Kalas just said Altuve is on deck. C'mon man

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Just catching up. Was Altuve pulled for Goodrum?

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Just catching up. Was Altuve pulled for Goodrum?

Yes

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Just catching up. Was Altuve pulled for Goodrum?

 

[HtownHorn 14485]

That slide looked very awkward for Yordan. Just run them over.

[dr99 551]

I get nervous every time Yordan has to slide

[WBT 20418]

7 runs scored and no HRs.  You don't see that much these days.

[elfenix 34171]

well, shit

[tx 3 putt 76348]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

7 runs scored and no HRs.  You don't see that much these days.

Good job jinxe !!!

[kevwun 15643]

He hasn't been real sharp the last few innings.  Probably not comfortable pitching with a big lead.

[UTexasFight 9379]

I wanted the series shutout

 

Womp womp

[Planet Houston 4923]

Fucker knew I was about to drop his ass on my fantasy team

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

He hasn't been real sharp the last few innings.  Probably not comfortable pitching with a big lead.

Well that should have been a solo shot if the ump didn't squeeze him

[WBT 20418]

6 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Well that should have been a solo shot if the ump didn't squeeze him

Solo shots are what JV does best!

[TonyTexas 10482]

8 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He hasn't been real sharp the last few innings.  Probably not comfortable pitching with a big lead.

Unusual outing for him. Only 3 strikeouts. But his control was outstanding. 

[Wishbone 4734]

54 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

[WBT 20418]

The radio guys keep saying Altuve left with a sore right groin.  In case you were wondering which side.

[WBT 20418]

Been too long

[Wishbone 4734]

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

The radio guys keep saying Altuve left with a sore right groin.  In case you were wondering which side.

Which side might matter to Lance Armstrong, otherwise …

[tx 3 putt 76348]

Bats need to keep improving

[Scraps 13542]

Uncle Larry is an Astros fan

[Hornsbay22 463]

Finger has officially came off the panic button.    Even have love for Oddo right now. 

[Planet Houston 4923]

6 hours ago, Rip76 said:

Maybe we should take up a collection for PH to go to all the games.  This will cover salary and insurance for the year.

6 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

4-0 achieved in the 2nd.  Am raising the goal to 16-0....

I’ll be going for 5-0 on Saturday. Venmo is @astroshaterscansuckmyballs

[Mez2 4021]

4 hours ago, WBT said:

The radio guys keep saying Altuve left with a sore right groin.  In case you were wondering which side.

If you pull your groin enough, it starts to feel good

[Planet Houston 4923]

This opinion is 100% wrong and Boomer McTaggart should be forced to issue a retraction and apology to Lil Troy. 

 

[tx 3 putt 76348]

[henrygandorf 29174]

1 hour ago, Planet Houston said:

This opinion is 100% wrong and Boomer McTaggart should be forced to issue a retraction and apology to Lil Troy. 

 

[UTexasFight 9379]

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

Imagine how it would weird people out if you walked up to "He Stopped Loving Her Today."

[kevwun 15643]

In Bregman's case it would be good because it would mean the succubus was gone.

[tx 3 putt 76348]

Damn that was a great time yesterday. One year ago I was at the Hooks home opener, this year I was at an Astros game. 
 

Edited May 5, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Scraps 13542]

9 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

This opinion is 100% wrong and Boomer McTaggart should be forced to issue a retraction and apology to Lil Troy. 

 

As soon as Bregman came up in the 1st inning I got old man shake fist at cloud mad because I noticed the walk up song change and yes that song sucks ass.  

I even tried to contact my buddy who plays the music and see if he was working yesterday so that he could play some Tops Drop for me, but he was off since it was a day game. 

[WBT 20418]

He never should have dropped I spent last night in the arms of a girl from Louisiana...bad karma.  His power had been down ever since.

Edited May 5, 2022 by WBT

[TonyTexas 10482]

10 minutes ago, WBT said:

He never should have dropped I spent last night in the arms of a girl from Louisiana...bad karma.  His power had been down ever since.

If he continues to go 3/3 with a double 3 rbi, and 2 runs scored, he can walk up to Achy Breaky Heart, as far as I’m concerned,

Edited May 5, 2022 by TonyTexas

[ChickenSandwich 9798]

 

Right there with you

[Wulaw Horn 18980]

30 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

If he continues to go 3/3 with a double 3 rbi, and 2 runs scored, he can walk up to Achy Breaky Heart, as far as I’m concerned,

Then the ladies could line dance on top of the dugout, people could wear outrageous mullets with their Bregman jerseys- it could be a whole thing almost as cool as the frat guys wearing dreads for Ricky. 

[Murfdogg21 4412]

[henrygandorf 29174]

45 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Then the ladies could line dance on top of the dugout, people could wear outrageous mullets with their Bregman jerseys- it could be a whole thing almost as cool as the frat guys wearing dreads for Ricky. 

not seeing the issue here. 

[Scraps 13542]

Guy 2 rows in front of me yesterday had a boss mullet 

[Planet Houston 4923]

Well I saw some asshole throw up a white power sign during Flex Cam, so that’s great. 😔😠

[UDontKnow 10439]

7 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Well I saw some asshole throw up a white power sign during Flex Cam, so that’s great. 😔😠

Was it this guy?

[tx 3 putt 76348]

16 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Well I saw some asshole throw up a white power sign during Flex Cam, so that’s great. 😔😠

I’m glad I ignore that dumb stuff between innings 

[Wulaw Horn 18980]

36 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Well I saw some asshole throw up a white power sign during Flex Cam, so that’s great. 😔😠

What is the white power sign?

[Scraps 13542]

22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’m glad I ignore that dumb stuff between innings 

you ignore 98% of the game too cause you are too busy on tiktok 

[Guest]

4 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Imagine how it would weird people out if you walked up to "He Stopped Loving Her Today."

It’s be an awesome omen on the road towards home fans and the pitching staff.

[UTexasFight 9379]

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

What is the white power sign?

Good try/deflection.

you’re not fooling us 

 

 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Altuve in the lineup: