2022 Houston Astros Thread

[tx ind 7003]

Fucking hate this game

[HtownHorn 14491]

Fuck Dusty Baker. Lulz, Diaz and Mancini don't deserve another AB in this series or with the Astros.

Edited October 29, 2022 by HtownHorn

[tx 3 putt 76420]

Tie it up tomorrow. Need to wake up at the plate 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Of course we choke to a NL east scrub again.

[TexArcher 37530]

Fuck you, Aledmys.  Take the walk.

[D3zii 3644]

Verlander really laid a turd today

[runthebone 7932]

Shitty loss.  Fuck.

[A-Tex Devil 2445]

What a fucking horrible swing. Bases should be loaded.  Diaz and Mancini need to locate an injury tonight.  

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Series over. Book it 

[Pimphand 5601]

Fuck all of you clown ass apologists

Die in the nearest fire.

[At Ease 44]

Kevin Bass flashbacks on those Alvarez and Tucker at bats.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Red color teams from the NL scare us to death in the world series

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

fuck life.  Astros lost Game 1 2017.   

I had the vibe of 1983 Houston - NC State before this series. Upstart east coast team who barely makes the tournament and gets very very hot and immensely lucky.  Don't let JV pitch and damn Altuve needs to wake up. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19094]

Well, this will go to 5 no matter what.  Sigh.

[Gut Wagon 8053]

I said we would win. I was wrong. Sorry. 

[OB3 3608]

Can we get a DH that’s worth a fuck?

[LTtxfan 48986]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Why are you swinging? Wtf.

Yeah, that 3-0 swing made no sense

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Diaz sucks dick. Dusty is a dinosaur. Astros are cursed. Fuck my life

[rvm96 1643]

Whatever happens the rest of the series @Pimphand will still be the biggest bitch in this thread

[Horn80 6075]

FML

[Brisketexan 104651]

Well, that fucking sucked. JV is a great pitcher, but he's just snakebit in the WS. Dusty might be as well, but we'll see. Had our chances and just didn't get the clutch hit. Mancini fucking sucks and needs to sit the rest of the series. Give Hensley a shot. He can't do any worse than anyone else in the DH spot, which has been shit all post season. Needless to say, tomorrow is a must win. 

Yep to all.

[Dnaguy 11777]

Sark and Dusty are two fucking peas in a pod.

 

[utxmike05 1825]

Mother fucker. Can't believe we lose our first game in game 1 at home. 
 

Worse that we get so close to walking off twice. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19094]

This loss lays fully at the feet of @GreenspointTexas.  He needs to be banned until after the WS is over.  @immamac and @hayden_horn...make this shit happen now.

[D3zii 3644]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Series over. Book it 

[Macklemore 2870]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Series over. Book it 

Fuck off bitch 

[APMP 685]

Well, this will go to 5 no matter what.  Sigh.

Predicting we will win at least one. I like it.

[HtownHorn 14491]

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

Whatever happens the rest of the series @Pimphand will still be the biggest bitch in this thread

Fuck off.

[Pimphand 5601]

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

Whatever happens the rest of the series @Pimphand will still be the biggest bitch in this thread

589-19 dumb cunt

[cabowabo 4453]

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Series over. Book it 

Lol.  But I would feel better if the rest of the games were in Philly. We play better on the road. 

[runthebone 7932]

Not pulling Verlander in time.  Putting in Garcia.  Shitty loss.

Unfuck yourselves immediately, Altuve and Alvarez, or this season will fall short again. 

I'm ok not starting Verlander if we get to that point.

[Murfdogg21 4412]

Do not pay Verlander $30M or more next year. The point is to win championships. Throwing smoke in the regular season only to shit your pants every postseason does not warrant $30 or $40M

[Planet Houston 4923]

Why can’t we have nice things? Gaaaaaaaahdammit

[Macklemore 2870]

I fucking hate everyone. God damn it I’m so pissed.

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Fuck off.

Didn't see you complaining about Pressly today

[tx 3 putt 76420]

3 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Verlander really laid a turd today

Dropped an easy DP, swung the entire game. 
 

even it up tomorrow. Then on to Philly 

[Planet Houston 4923]

And like I said earlier Hensley 100% needs to start tomorrow 

[Gut Wagon 8053]

Mancini hasn't hit since July. That's why Hensley should have been getting ABs in every game for at least the past month. Instead, he's been contributing about as much as I am. Makes no sense. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Well you can’t win the series 4-1 if you don’t lose one. Winning streak starts tomorrow.

[utxmike05 1825]

3 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Do not pay Verlander $30M or more next year. The point is to win championships. Throwing smoke in the regular season only to shit your pants every postseason does not warrant $30 or $40M

Yup. Obviously you can still make it to the WS without a Cy Young pitcher.
 

I'm ok sucking in reg season, winning wild card. Catching fire to get in the WS.
Phillies did. 

All those AL pennants are cool I guess. 

Edited October 29, 2022 by utxmike05

[Sal 1088]

Verlander chokes worse than Kershaw and James Harden combined in the playoffs. And Dusty is a clown who deserves every World Series loss he’s taken

Edited October 29, 2022 by Sal

[cabowabo 4453]

Gonna need good Framber tomorrow or we’re toast. 

[Dnaguy 11777]

Losing after going up 5-0 is bad.

Very bad.

Like you better sack up because what you did was bad.

Murder a kid bad. Soul crushing bad.

tomorrow will tell you if the Astros have it. They have their best pitcher going too. Way to go assholes.

If the Astros lose game two, it’s over. You can’t blow a 5-0 lead.

You just can’t.

that’s inexcusable.

I can’t stress just how bad a job Dusty and the Astros fucked up tonight.

This shit doesn’t happen to good teams.

[David Dennison 18661]

9 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Of course we choke to a NL east scrub again.

They aren't playing like scrubs. Just like the other two.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19094]

9 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Series over. Book it 

Cunt, stop posting.  

 

 

[Guadaloopy 10927]

Get ‘em tomorrow, boys.  

[utxmike05 1825]

Fukin Garcia. I can still see him doing that goofy delivery

[David Dennison 18661]

I would be so tempted to put Justin Verlander in the pen.

[runthebone 7932]

We should have the advantage games 3 and 4.  Even a loss tomorrow we can come back from.  But don't lose.

[Guadaloopy 10927]

13 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Series over. Book it 

Dumb.