2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

I’ve told everyone I know I don’t see any team beating us 4 times in a series with our pitching staff and I’m standing by that. But if we lose tonight I was just kidding.

[tx 3 putt 76414]

 

[Pimphand 5600]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

players need to execute, every play at this point of the season.

 

take away two plays from last night and we win easily 

Dont run your dumbass ace back out there when he is clearly on the Struggle Bus

[David Dennison 18661]

36 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Dont run your dumbass ace back out there when he is clearly on the Struggle Bus

I was OK with him starting the fifth inning, but I was perplexed as to why he was allowed to finish it.

Edited October 29, 2022 by David Dennison

[TonyTexas 10482]

Hey @Fudge Nuggets At least you have enough self-awareness to know that you were one of those that I was referring to. 

[cabowabo 4453]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Stros are going to win tonight. How do I know? Driving my son’s old wheels, tuned into regular FM radio, and “carry on my wayward son” comes on. From back in my early high school days, when we’d be on the road at 4:00 am (skipping morning classes) to go goose hunting, tuned into classic rock…if that song came on, we had an epic hunt. Never failed. Over the years, it turned into a harbinger of an epic day, of all varieties: horns win, good fishing, all that.
Kansas came blasting over the air this morning - it is done.

 

[utxmike05 1825]

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

players need to execute, every play at this point of the season.

 

take away two plays from last night and we win easily 

Agreed. Dusty is too nice and should have pulled his Starter that has WS Yips.  But I put that on the offense to get back the lead. They had the 5th thru 9th and couldn't get 1 run off of THEIR bullpen. Embarrassed at home again. 
 

Welp. Let's fukin win 4 in a row. Fuk philly. 

[ChickenSandwich 9798]

[Gut Wagon 8053]

I'm looking for Valdez to be solid. Need to get to Wheeler for an early run or two and then grind out a win. Thinking our Cubans lead the way on offense tonight.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Diaz in LF

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

8 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Diaz in LF
 

No Mancini is great but Diaz sucks dick too so kind of a wash.

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Hey @Fudge Nuggets At least you have enough self-awareness to know that you were one of those that I was referring to. 

Cry more.

[Horn80 6075]

Go Astros!

[runthebone 7932]

We are winning tonight then games 3 and 4.  Not sure about game 5 yet.

[Guadaloopy 10926]

15 minutes ago, runthebone said:

We are winning tonight then games 3 and 4.  Not sure about game 5 yet.

[BornOrange 1441]

5 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Yep, you have to be hot to play Catwoman.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

16 hours ago, UTHornFan014 said:

So what is the breakdown in this year's playoffs at this point? 

Verlander has give up 12 runs in 15 innings and the rest of the staff has given up 13 runs in ~67 innings? 

It fucking hurts my heart

that's why I'm optimistic for the next 3 games although Wheeler tonight is nails.  Valdez is our guy, let's roll. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

16 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

this is fucking brutal ...

Astros are now 3-10 all-time in the World Series at home, being outscored 80-50. They've lost seven of their last eight at home, outscored 51-25.

good breakdown, sad but true. 

[Nicole44 22027]

I wish the Astros all the luck. Last game I attended for them was 2004. My dad bought me this cap. I’d freak if I lost it. They’ll win tonite. I won’t post again unless they win the series. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Shout out to Pinkerton's on the pre-game.

[tx 3 putt 76414]

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Shout out to Pinkerton's on the pre-game.

 

very good bbq

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

4 hours ago, David Dennison said:

I was OK with him starting the fifth inning, but I was perplexed as to why he was allowed to finish it.

This.  The shit in the 4th was lucky.  Then, once he couldn't get it together in the 5th, you have to go to the bullpen.  

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Game 2 haiku. First time it didn’t work last night but screw it its 7-1

Phillies Wheels come off
Astros rebound in game two 
Fuck all the haters

[TexArcher 37524]

I am ready for the big W.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Smotlz sucks.

[TexArcher 37524]

Bigger douchenozzle: Bryce Harper or John Smoltz?

[Gut Wagon 8053]

I want a win. I'd love for us to dominate on the mound, in the field and at the plate, but at this point I mainly just want a win. Let's go. 

[IDIOTsavant 8452]

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Bigger douchenozzle: Bryce Harper or John Smoltz?

Their parents who didn’t smother them when they had the chance.

[WBT 20423]

Why is Fox's camera set up by the homerun pump?  It wasn't this far off center last night.

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Guess we’re gonna throw to Harper every time. I’d walk him.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Damn 22 pitches thru 1 is not ideal but it’s still 0-0

[TexArcher 37524]

That'll do, Framber.

Let's get him a lead.

[Horn80 6075]

Might Mouse returns!

[tx 3 putt 76414]

LET'S GO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Altuve!

[WBT 20423]

Tuve!

[tx 3 putt 76414]

[LTtxfan 48983]

Tuve !!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[TexArcher 37524]

Welcome back, Jose.

Let's get him home...

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Lol.  Two pitches, two hits, one run.

[elfenix 34172]

you get a double and you get a double

 

[LTtxfan 48983]

PENA !!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[tx 3 putt 76414]

[TexArcher 37524]

THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, LET'S FUCKING GO, BOYS!!!!

[WBT 20423]

Nice start

[Limp Brisket 546]

They are locked in.  Not letting Wheeler get comfortable is clutch.

[elfenix 34172]

ANOTHER DOUBLE!

[WBT 20423]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Lulz, Nolan next time?

[Horn80 6075]

Go Astros!

[UTexasFight 9381]

4 pitches 3 doubles