2022 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 78475]

like last night, it's up to the pitching staff now. 3 - 0 lead must be held !

[cabowabo 4646]

Just now, BachelorTrek said:

I can regularly pick up 740AM KTRH from the source in the car or at home, just like tonight.

I would try a radio in my house but I don’t think I own one. Lol. 

[cabowabo 4646]

In the words of Ratt, Lay it down. 

[elfenix 34661]

i bought a new receiver and it seems like the AM radio is busted.  FM comes in fine even without the antenna.  nada on AM, even 740.  got the old alarm clock radio phone going though without digital tuning it's only so-so. 

[utxmike05 1833]

1st inning massacre.
Lockem down Valdez.

 

 

 

[runthebone 8322]

No sac bunt?

[cabowabo 4646]

Just now, runthebone said:

No sac bunt?

Just stupid not to be bunting there. 

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

5 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Just stupid not to be bunting there. 

Do they know how to bunt in the pros?

[TexArcher 38819]

2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Do they know how to bunt in the pros?

Apparently not, or the shift wouldn't have knocked the whole league's batting average down by 20 points.

Henry Aaron was one of the best bunters ever and he would've hit .600 against the shift, but don't tell these analytics nerds that.  Just try to park one!

[tx 3 putt 78475]

 

[Macklemore 2945]

John Smoltz is such a fucking beating to listen to. Keep the rooting for the Phillies to yourself asshole.

[tx 3 putt 78475]

 

[UDontKnow 10559]

Framber dealing a shutout but probably won't be able to go more than 6 frames at his current pace.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

John Smoltz is such a fucking beating to listen to. Keep the rooting for the Phillies to yourself asshole.

Who is worse? Him or Joe Buck? They both suck dick is my answer.

[TexArcher 38819]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Who is worse? Him or Joe Buck? They both suck dick is my answer.

Herpes vs syphilis

[Horn80 6313]

Crush it Yordan

[WBT 20886]

Buck indubitably is worse 

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Mike is a good follow. Know him in real life, loves the Stros more than anyone I know.

[YChang 3533]

Such better plate discipline tonight from Yordan

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19279]

Remember when it was both Buck and Smoltz?  FML.

Edited October 30, 2022 by PenelopeWitherspoon

[tx 3 putt 78475]

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19279]

Well, shit.  

[WBT 20886]

Damn, Bregman has hit two hard ground balls.  Just needs to elevate.

[YChang 3533]

At least it’s mostly good swings with these at bats, keep it up guys!

[HtownHorn 15243]

Lead off walks in back-to-back innings and neither advance one fucking base. I hate selfish playoff baseball.

[TexArcher 38819]

Smoltz trying to will the Phillies onto the scoreboard like last night.

Cocksmoker.

[tx 3 putt 78475]

yuli with the dig.  he never played first until he signed with the astros, that's correct 

Edited October 30, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Guest]

Plays like that are why i don't gripe too much about Yuli's bat.

[WBT 20886]

Nice play on both ends.

[Macklemore 2945]

11 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Who is worse? Him or Joe Buck? They both suck dick is my answer.

Both are awful - Smoltz is more annoying and grating IMO. Both of them together were nails on chalkboard. Buck’s favorite football team growing up were the Oilers so that gives him a few points in my book.

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Smoltz trying to will the Phillies onto the scoreboard like last night.

Cocksmoker.

It's gonna take more than that motherfucker tonight.

 

LFG!!!!!

[Fudge Nuggets 19407]

My man.

[utxmike05 1833]

LFG!

[Fudge Nuggets 19407]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

yuli with the dig.  he never played first until he signed with the astros, that's correct 

He had some adventures when they first moved him over to first, but the work he's put in and results are amazing.

[tx 3 putt 78475]

sit down !

 

[Macklemore 2945]

Great fucking inning Framber.

[TexArcher 38819]

All these waves at Framber's curve make me feel pretty damned good about LMJ's upcoming start, too...

[WBT 20886]

Good inning.  Only 11 pitches was nice.

[YChang 3533]

New #1 even if JV comes back?

[Wulaw Horn 19561]

If you would have given me 2-2 on the JV/Framber starts before the series started I’d feel pretty good about going 2-1 in the Javier/LMJ/Javier starts. 
It was a motherfucker the way we lost last night but this team is so mentally strong they shrugged it off like it was nothing. 
time to get a couple more runs here, watch Framber go 6 scoreless and turn it over to the bullpen for a nice and boring three innings. 

[Guest]

Bandana boy playing fuck-fuck with Framber was my favorite.

Such a satisfying strike-out, bitch boy.

[Gut Wagon 8214]

Adding another crooked number right here would be allowed. 

[Wulaw Horn 19561]

1 minute ago, YChang said:

New #1 even if JV comes back?

With as much pitching as we have there is no way to justify giving JV 3 years and 100+ if you don’t trust him to be the hammer in the playoffs. He’s completely unnecessary in the regular season. 
But if JV is back he’s the opening day starter and your number 1. 

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

All these waves at Framber's curve make me feel pretty damned good about LMJ's upcoming start, too...

Not to be negative but LMJ curveball usage is down like 20% since he missed 2019

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19279]

Hey, a bunt.  But with no one on.

Chas!

[HtownHorn 15243]

Great AB, gets the lineup through Maldonado.

[WBT 20886]

Way to turn the lineup over Chas

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19279]

Damn it.

[tx 3 putt 78475]

damn

[elfenix 34661]

mccormick seems to come up a lot with 2 outs and seems to get on base a lot.  important to get maldy up so he can do that and we can lead off with altuve (please take a pitch)